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lronitulstahp -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:46:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Oh, you fucking jest, NOAH. Uther Pendragon sends his general (whomever) out to the battlefront to be slain, so that he can hump the leg of the foresworn generals wife, make a bastard child and one day rule england, call himself arthur and have a guy like me (merlin) 'anging about and 'aving a guinness. I had no idea that you were so sheltered. Menachim Kant Mmmm damn i'm smoking hot from You getting all "Arthurian lore" on that ass...

RedMagic1 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:46:40 PM)
Speaking of funny -- sorry to hijack the humor of the thread. Please continue if you would be so kind. BS safety tips piss me off.

Noah -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:48:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: ygraine huh? in reply to Noah I couldn't agree more. Or less.

Noah -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:51:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Oh, you fucking jest, NOAH. Uther Pendragon sends his general (whomever) out to the battlefront to be slain, so that he can hump the leg of the foresworn generals wife, make a bastard child and one day rule england, call himself arthur and have a guy like me (merlin) 'anging about and 'aving a guinness. I had no idea that you were so sheltered. Menachim Kant Well if I didn't jest I'd be an old stick in the mud, huh? Not that that's a bad thing as long as you be sure to do it after the other.

Noah -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:55:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Oh, you fucking jest, NOAH. Uther Pendragon sends his general (whomever) out to the battlefront to be slain, so that he can hump the leg of the foresworn generals wife, make a bastard child and one day rule england, call himself arthur and have a guy like me (merlin) 'anging about and 'aving a guinness. I had no idea that you were so sheltered. Menachim Kant Mmmm damn i'm smoking hot from You getting all "Arthurian lore" on that ass... If it's starting to smoke you might want to use a little butter.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:55:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThinkingKitten So about your Domme...... Safe to say butter wouldn't melt in her mouth? [sm=lol.gif] Expecting a rim shot for the rim job? [:D]

celticlord2112 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:58:10 PM)
quote: Try putting some Tabasco sauce on the butter stick Better still....Louisiana Hot Sauce

ThinkingKitten -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 8:06:28 PM)
LOL. Bleagh! (to both)

MadRabbit -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 8:27:30 PM)
The fudge-packers are still alive so I think you are good. Careful though. After the experience, anything else up your ass will leave you disapointed and saying "I Can't Beleive It's Not Butter!" (Edited because I came up with a better second joke)

dawntreader -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 8:35:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Par-kay.... I think this is bad advice, the trans-fats..........and you don't want your ass dripping some 'tastes just like butter' kinda jingle at work do you? TheAdvertizingCouncil i am trying to be accepting of all fetishes even the rarely discussed "butter fetish" however this thread is totally wacked! Some of the responses have been hilarious! To the OP: you have done this twice already? Perhaps you could describe the experience and the aftermath. Non dairy anal minds want to know~

dawntreader -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 8:37:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadRabbit Careful though. After the experience, anything else up your ass will leave you disapointed and saying "I Can't Beleive It's Not Butter!" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D] Now THAT was funny Charleston!

MistressVnus -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 9:06:01 PM)
quote: Careful though. After the experience, anything else up your ass will leave you disapointed and saying "I Can't Beleive It's Not Butter!" Hahahahaahha!!! I have to agree. Now THAT was funny. I don't care who ya are!![sm=biggrin.gif]

Hotch -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 9:08:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SingleRarity It's definitely safe. You just end up shitting out of your mouth. I saw it on South Park, season 8, episode 9 "Red Hot Catholic Love". South Park is awsome and that episode rocks!.. and Bloody Mary. "You lack disaprin"

angelikaJ -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/16/2008 2:18:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SubChris2 Is rectal insertion of a stick of butter safe? I do not mean from a stretching standpoint; I am aware that substances such as alcohol or drugs have an enhanced effect when taken this way (although I've never put either up my ass) and was wondering if I could be risking a sudden heart attack or other kinds of medical fallout from this type of activity. So no one here has ever seen the movie Last Tango in Paris?

LadyHathor -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/16/2008 5:33:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SubChris2 From the refrigerator the last two times, this time she's wanting me to put it in the freezer. The person who wants me to do this assures me that lipids don't get absorbed by those membranes. If you are here asking, then you must have some doubts--those membranes are the end of your intestines, and will absorb whatever an intestine absorbs, just because its at the end, does not mean the absorption job is over.

RedMagic1 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/16/2008 5:38:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHathor If you are here asking, then you must have some doubts--those membranes are the end of your intestines, and will absorb whatever an intestine absorbs, just because its at the end, does not mean the absorption job is over. Thank you. There is sanity on the boards.

mistoferin -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/16/2008 5:51:31 AM)
I'd be more worried about what she is going to want to do next....sounds like she is trying to butter you up for something.

MidMichCowboy -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/16/2008 7:58:20 AM)
You have to be very careful with butter. It starts smoking at low temperatures and burns. Olive oil mixed with the butter will take much higher temperatures. [&:]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/16/2008 8:24:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkDaddyZ Btw y'all some freaks! [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]Pretty much sums it up!

LadybugBlue -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/16/2008 9:15:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MidMichCowboy You have to be very careful with butter. It starts smoking at low temperatures and burns. Olive oil mixed with the butter will take much higher temperatures. [&:] Are you suggesting the OP has a hot ass?

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