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Gwynvyd -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/18/2008 2:29:49 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Noah
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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1
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ORIGINAL: ygraine
Grease is the word. And no you will not absorb cholesterol in your sphincter. Sheesh.
Listen Mr. Keystone Kop of the Safety Police:
#1) I was playing along.
#2) the sphincter is the muscle that encircles the "asshole"
#3) the butter would end up in an area called the "rectum"
#4) the rectum is covered with blood vessels, just like the intestines
#5) Hell, yeah, the chlolesterol would get absorbed into the blood via the rectal vessels. 92-97% of the cholesterol manufactured by the human body is reabsorbed by the intestines as it is.
#6) The higher cholesterol one would gain by performing this act is less important than the low self-esteem one must possess even to consider this act.
You don't have the faintest idea what you are talking about. I at least was being funny.
Plus the lip muscles also constitute a sphincter. Which is funny.
actualy there are 9 real Sphincters (Gods I love that word) including the muscle around the mouth. Upper espsphageal ( ~ damn acid reflux) cardia ( upper stomach), pyloric ( lower stomach), two anal, pupillary ( in the iris of the eye ), Orbicularis oris ( the mouth one *smiles*), lleoceal (small intestine~ prevents back up of non digested from large intestine), sphincter of Oddi (controls secretions), and the urethral ( controls when you urinate )
we are just full of all sorts of valves.
Not many people know we have 2 anal sphincters.... well unless you are a size queen.. or study anatomy. *smiles*
Gwyn
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