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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 4:56:29 PM   
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What ever you see under the influance of acid is always true.

He was about eleven years old at the time and was in the basement of their apartment building to retrieve potatoes for their family for the next couple of days. His testimony is genuine.

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 5:21:10 PM   
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He was about eleven years old at the time and was in the basement of their apartment building to retrieve potatoes for their family for the next couple of days. His testimony is genuine.


"Apartment Basement Werewolf Found Pilfering Spuds."  It has a nice ring to it.  I am sure the National Enquirer or the Star would pay a few bucks for your friend's story.

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 5:25:02 PM   
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there is a family in Mexico that looks like werewolves, hair covering their entire body, face, I dont remember what they called the condition but thats probably where the stories came from, people who have that condition probably stayed in the woods away from others who wouldnt understand them


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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 6:28:04 PM   
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Consider this ; there are more species' on this planet than we are aware of, they fully admit that. There are some that they have a hard time figuring out how they survive. And then there are others. Insects that have incredibly high strength to weight ratios, in fact that is common, compared to humans. Then we have the story of the little old Lady lifting a car off her grandson, something like that.


Well, when you weigh .025 of a gram, it's not real hard to be amazingly strong for your weight.  The scale for 100 kilogram organisms is literally meaningless when you attempt to apply it to <1 gram organisms.  The square-cube law that is relevant here doesn't have much to do with human feats of strength.  You'd be surprised what a little old lady or a tiny young girl can do, in terms of weight lifting, whether or not there's a car and a grandson involved. But that's nothing that the laws of physics and leverage can't account for. 

I am a short small chick who's pushing 40.  I occasionally lift weights with a strong, fit young man who is 25 years old - and I outlift him on most lifts, not because I have more muscle than he does, but because I have increased neural recruitment due to training.  There's even shorter, smaller chicks than me who are lifting Olympic levels of weight.  The secret is not bulging muscles - they don't have them - but optimum neural recruitment of muscle fibers.   I can indeed deadlift or squat one end of a small to medium sized car at least a few feet off the ground, and so can anybody who's trained sufficiently with weights to optimize their neural recruitment.  What's usually postulated about the untrained moms and grannies who lift cars in emergency situations is that instant neural recruitment happens, courtesy of extreme motivation. 


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So, we know that there is DNA and RNA. The change in one molecule can have a very profound effect on your body.

That in mind, what if some agent comes along and changes you ?


Please go back to Biology 101 and learn what nucleic acids actually are, beyond the two paragraphs in Wikipedia, before you use your extremely limited knowlege to jump to bizzare conclusions.  The process of achieving and fixing a beneficial mutation on a gene doesn't actually work that way outside of comic book land.  Mostly what happens when an organism's nucleic acids are directly affected by a mutagen is that it dies or gets seriously fucked up.  It is not productive to put a spider in the microwave so it can bite you and give you superpowers. 


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To outline, your digestive tract is compromised and you can no longer absorb nutrition from normal food, you must ingest actual blood, that would contain the nutrients.


If your digestive tract was compromised to the point that you could not digest solid food, you'd be a) very sick and b) likely to get better results with easily digestible simple carbohydrates, like fruit juice.  Blood is a coagulable protein and is very far from being the easiest food to digest for a patient with severe gastrointestinal compromise. 


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Your eyes become very sensitive to sunlight, perhaps even your skin. Perhaps you can't tan, and folklore developed that a vamp would burn up in direct sunlight. But it would go a long way in impelling one to be nocturnal I would think.


You mean poryphria?  If you're born with that, you do indeed have those issues, but it's not a mutation you get from being bitten by a radioactive spider.  Er, vampire.  Whatever.  There doesn't seem to be much difference in the logic chain here.


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But you get to use 100% of your strength at will, not just in a fight or flight situation. With that superior strength to weight ratio you can move very fast. Thus some folklore about being able to disappear in a wiff of smoke. With this level of strength you can easily jump out a window on the second or higher floor without injury. Thus the myth that a vamp can fly.


Uh...so this theoretical radioactive-spider-vampire-DNA-mutation-molecule thingie you're postulating turns people into Superman with poryphria?   No, really.  Mutations don't work that way outside of comic books.  When a mutagenic agent does influence an organism or its offspring by altering its DNA, the result does not tend to express as a simple, clinically observable trait and certainly not as a related collection of traits - even in the rare instances that the organism survives. 


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And if injured, heals at an incredible rate. Thus the stake through the heart necessary to keep them "dead".


By what mechanism are you postulating this?  Increased protein synthesis and anabolic metabolism through the endocrine system?  Do you even have a clue what you're talking about, or is your scientific background entirely confined to reading about radioactive spiders and Kryptonite?  And if you are postulating that such an incredibly advantageous mutation has ever spontaneously appeared in the gene pool of *any* species, how do you explain the fact that it has not firmly established in any species? 


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I kniow this is whacked out, but some mythology has roots in fact. Perhaps there really was a Count Dracula a long time ago. Perhaps he was born that way. And then the story got embellished so much that it literally became fiction. Such things do happen over the years.


Mythology happens.  Some people had poryphria, and some people were deluded enough to eat tiger penises or drink the blood of their enemies because they believed it would give them bigger hardons or whatever.  And some other deluded people made up supernatural stories about them because they were too primitive and backward to understand basic biology and evolution. Kind of like you're doing. 


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So taking away the unbelivable, and leaving the (just barely) believable, there is a possibility. A person can live on blood. I think if one drank the blood of a very healthy person, they would probably do quite well.


A person can live on any protein source if they also ingest sufficient fat.  Homo sapiens is a pretty adaptable organism, nutritionally speaking.  On a diet of pure protein you end up having pretty serious problems in fairly short order, unless you start out with a relatively high percentage of stored body fat.   This has what to do with vampires? 

If you don't actually understand the mechanism by which something works, eg, teratogenic or mutagenic agents affecting nucleic acids in an organism or its offspring, it's probably better to stfu than to make up comic book stories about how you think it might work. 

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 6:29:58 PM   
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i vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant ta sucka ya blooda.


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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:13:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: camille65

You may enjoy the novel 'The Historian' (sorry I haven't the author at hand, the book is downstairs). It is an interesting blend of folklore and historical fact told from the views of three different people whos timelines all intertwine.It winds from the Ottoman Empire to America, written in a rather beautiful manner. Nothing gory or horror ridden but a wonderfully told tale that brings it (the history of Dracula and the history of the physical area) vividly to life.


I will definately look into that one!  Thanks for the info!! 

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:21:31 PM   
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I just vant to bite!

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:35:53 PM   
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My older sister used to scare the living shit out of me about vampires.
Gary Oldman plays a super hot vampire.

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:37:54 PM   
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I find this entire discussion quite entertaining actually. I've had a good chuckle at some of the replies here. But until one of us is caught and brought in Vampyres will remain one of those things people are quite unsure of.

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:42:46 PM   
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oh hell yes...gary oldman plays the most sexy vampire ever. 

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:42:50 PM   
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I find this entire discussion quite entertaining actually. I've had a good chuckle at some of the replies here. But until one of us is caught and brought in Vampyres will remain one of those things people are quite unsure of.


No actually I am 100% sure that vampires don't exist (no matter what pretentious spelling you use for them.)

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:46:17 PM   
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Im not trying to be pretentious in my spelling Ive spent a good deal of my life outside of the US and that is the spelling I grew up with

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:48:36 PM   
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oh hell yes...gary oldman plays the most sexy vampire ever. 


eh...i am the sexiest vampire ever.... as seen on tv...in episodes "the wish" and "doppleganger" of buffy...

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:51:20 PM   
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No actually I am 100% sure that vampires don't exist (no matter what pretentious spelling you use for them.)


How can you be 100% certain? Just because it is something you havent witnessed yourelf? Im not trying to turn this into a theological discussion, but millions of people believe in God, yet what real proof is there of His existence?

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:51:28 PM   
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Im so glad YOU replied to that.  A moment later it would have been MY reply, which would have probably explained that to him, but with much more "bite" to it.  And being that he probably would have enjoyed it....
I think he's trying to sound intelligent....you?



I too am ejoying this thread!

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 7:56:56 PM   
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Im so glad YOU replied to that.  A moment later it would have been MY reply, which would have probably explained that to him, but with much more "bite" to it.  And being that he probably would have enjoyed it....
I think he's trying to sound intelligent....you?



I too am ejoying this thread!


I so would have enjoyed hearing what you would have said to him. Perhaps he should look back through history at things people tried to say never existed. It wasnt that long ago that the mere idea of a germ was a joke.

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 8:00:25 PM   
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Im not trying to be pretentious in my spelling Ive spent a good deal of my life outside of the US and that is the spelling I grew up with


You grew up in the 18th Century, huh?  It's an archaic way of spelling the word, and it's not used anymore (except by people that like to play Halloween 365 days a year.)  Also, I didn't realize they capitalized common nouns outside of the U.S. in English or any language for that matter. 

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 8:02:06 PM   
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And if he hadn't seen pictures Im sure he would believe the world were flat.  If it weren't such a privilege, I'd say he should be bitten by those nice fangs.... :-)~

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 8:04:41 PM   
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You grew up in the 18th Century, huh?  It's an archaic way of spelling the word, and it's not used anymore (except by people that like to play Halloween 365 days a year.)  Also, I didn't realize they capitalized common nouns outside of the U.S. in English or any language for that matter. 


So based on that I would guess that you wouldnt accept my spelling of the word tyre, which you would spell as tire. Nor my spelling of cheque which you would spell as check. But then I did notice that you are from the land of Bill Clinton where a blow job isnt a form of sex.

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RE: Vampires (bunked or debunked) - 2/26/2008 8:08:19 PM   
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And if he hadn't seen pictures Im sure he would believe the world were flat.  If it weren't such a privilege, I'd say he should be bitten by those nice fangs.... :-)~


Id much rather give you a nice bite. 
                                                          

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