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LadyHibiscus -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:31:46 PM)

Oh I know it!  You proclaim that you are an asshole, I believe you completely, and I am confident that you find women to keep you company with no trouble at all.  Transgressiveness is attractive for some, or else how would the incarcerated find mates via the interwebs or letters?  

And I am in full agreement re getting a trust set up, it is far more binding and protective of your assets during your life, and planning for your heirs.




OrionTheWolf -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:38:26 PM)

No charm, just blunt, honest and say what I feel. What I find odd had the genders of the discussion been switched in some way, everyone would laugh and not take it so seriously. I left the bullshit behind long ago, and have had more honest an communicative relationships since then.

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Y'all are a bunch of charmers!  And Slaveboy, you're right up there with the best of them! 




Smith117 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:44:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

You proclaim that you are an asshole, I believe you completely... 


That may be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. [:)]




Smith117 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:46:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

No charm, just blunt, honest and say what I feel.


Words I live by.




LadyPact -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:48:12 PM)

Less housework = more rest = more energy for sex.  It's that simple.




Smith117 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:50:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Less housework = more rest = more energy for sex.  It's that simple.


Well, since it's the men who do more physical work during sex anyway, shouldn't they be the ones resting from housework?

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slaveboyforyou -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 10:03:08 PM)

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Y'all are a bunch of charmers!  And Slaveboy, you're right up there with the best of them! 


Lady Hibiscus, you do know that men brag.  That's what we do.  We brag about our sexual prowess, we brag about the size of the fish we catch, we brag about our cars, we brag about our stereo equipment.  These men that you think are actually charming, do it too.  I am just being honest about it.  I am a cad, and I know it.  I play the game to get what I want, and so does everyone else. 




Gwynvyd -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 10:10:31 PM)

Having only read a few responses... all I have to say is people who chose to share thier life ( lives) with me.. who actualy pull thier weight by working in and out of the home.. or just taking care of the house are help mates.. and there by reducing my stress. If I am stressing less... I am more apt to fuck thier brains out. If I am stressed out at work, at home... in life in general.. No body gets shit out of me. I need to conserve my energy.

Our brethern wonder why thier wives turn frigid? Hmmm Look at your wife's ( or girlfriend or what ever..) stress level... are you pounding your chest going me Big Man... Me no use swifter.. Me scratch balls.. and leave my dirty socks on floor.. or are you like your honey bun coming home after work and helping with the house ( and possible off spring)

With all of these enlightened views flying around in this thread.. It makes wonder why all you men havent been snapped up yet. *winks and chuckles*

Gwyn




Gwynvyd -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 10:12:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Less housework = more rest = more energy for sex.  It's that simple.


Well, since it's the men who do more physical work during sex anyway, shouldn't they be the ones resting from housework?

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FOFLMAO who have you been fucking?

Try loading the dish washer more often.. and she might do more work in bed.. LOL

Just a thought....


Gwyn




Smith117 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 10:15:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd
FOFLMAO who have you been fucking?

Try loading the dish washer more often.. and she might do more work in bed.. LOL

Just a thought....


Gwyn


The only one who 'tried' to 'move' during sex fucked up my rythm and just made me stop and look at her like "WTF?"

I was like "ummm I'm in the middle of something, can you be a lil more still?"




vonnie69 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 10:34:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Less housework = more rest = more energy for sex.  It's that simple.


Well, since it's the men who do more physical work during sex anyway, shouldn't they be the ones resting from housework?

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Now that's bullshit! It totally depends on who you're fucking.




legend -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 10:35:28 PM)

I have dish pan hands ,house maid knee and oh yeah ,very sexually satisfied .lol




Gwynvyd -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 10:36:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd
FOFLMAO who have you been fucking?

Try loading the dish washer more often.. and she might do more work in bed.. LOL

Just a thought....


Gwyn


The only one who 'tried' to 'move' during sex fucked up my rythm and just made me stop and look at her like "WTF?"

I was like "ummm I'm in the middle of something, can you be a lil more still?"


ick.. how could you do the dead lifeless body thing?

Being a girl I want to "move" durring sex.

Maybe I didnt take the "passive polite girl sex 101 class" I think I was skipping school and was getting drunk in the woods with my friends that day when they explained it in health class... But I have always moved just as much if not more then the guy I am with.  ~side note.. I dont dance like a white girl either.. I's gots rhythm... My best buddy was explaining about the differeance in our sex lives.. and explained how his wife made him do all the work.. and I was horrified. WTF? You mean all these years I could have just laid there? *chuckles*

Neah....

I still think you all should do cleaning.. so doing the lions share in bed still doesnt get you out of the day to day cleaning drudgery.

Gwyn




Smith117 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/9/2008 12:44:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

ick.. how could you do the dead lifeless body thing?

Being a girl I want to "move" durring sex.

Maybe I didnt take the "passive polite girl sex 101 class" I think I was skipping school and was getting drunk in the woods with my friends that day when they explained it in health class... But I have always moved just as much if not more then the guy I am with.  ~side note.. I dont dance like a white girl either.. I's gots rhythm... My best buddy was explaining about the differeance in our sex lives.. and explained how his wife made him do all the work.. and I was horrified. WTF? You mean all these years I could have just laid there? *chuckles*

Neah....

I still think you all should do cleaning.. so doing the lions share in bed still doesnt get you out of the day to day cleaning drudgery.

Gwyn


They don't totally remain still, but the one that tried to grind back fucked up my rythm. There was the one who could only get off while on top, so I let her when she deserved it. But when time came for me to finish, I flipped her back over and did my thing. If I hadn't, it'd be a very long night with my watching TV while she worked hard to make me come.




Griswold -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/9/2008 3:50:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

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Y'all are a bunch of charmers!  And Slaveboy, you're right up there with the best of them! 


Lady Hibiscus, you do know that men brag.  That's what we do.  We brag about our sexual prowess, we brag about the size of the fish we catch, we brag about our cars, we brag about our stereo equipment.  These men that you think are actually charming, do it too.  I am just being honest about it.  I am a cad, and I know it.  I play the game to get what I want, and so does everyone else. 


I was going to brag, but after I'd come out of the hospital (a friend of mine and his wife were having a horrible time in their marriage...it seems he was a tad on the small side....so I had a doctor surgically give him half of mine...and...) still recovering somewhat, I was going by one of my favorite fishing streams, and lo and behold....I saw the BIGGEST damned trout I EVER saw!!!!

So anyway...still a little woozy from all the meds....I turned down my car stereo, which was already rattling car windows 3 blocks away (didn't want to scare the sucker away now...), found a safe place to park my 2008 Lamborghini, straddled over to the riverbed and reached right in and grabbed that motherfucker with my bare hands.

163 damn pounds it was....put up a hell of a fight too.




mnottertail -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/9/2008 5:02:28 AM)

While all the fellas are catching up on their housework,  I am usually busy getting sex.
Ron




Passion357 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/9/2008 7:39:09 AM)

Greetings, All,

[sm=biggrin.gif]Orion, Ron, Smith...

I could not stop laughing and I KNOW you guys are serious... Err not surprising to find you on a "men who clean more get more sex" thread.

As for me.. I try to make it known when I see Master in the kitchen cooking or cleaning, or maybe vacuuming the den, or wiping down a mirror..how HOTT HOT HOTTT I think it is. So.. when I have been a good girl [:D] just maybe he will do something along these lines to cause that glazed over look in my eyes that he knows will happen.

Or.. he could just come home covered in grease from work, throw me in the floor and have his way.....

Well Wishes,
~Passion~




OrionTheWolf -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/9/2008 8:21:48 AM)

Greetings Passion,

Shhhh many of these people believe I am a misogynist and you are going to ruin that image. Seriously though, I went into a hibernation from just about everyone for a couple of years while I was being introspective. When people did come to my apartment, they wanted to know how much the maid cost me. Not a fucking dime as very few people clean as well, as thoroughly, and as quickly as I do.

When my girl is sick or I have assigned other priorities to some things, I step in and get done what needs to get done, which includes housework. It is just the fact that doing any of the housework has zero effect on whether I get sex. I get it when and where I want it, and that is how it is.

It was fun yanking some chains though.

Orion




LadyHibiscus -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/9/2008 10:22:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

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Y'all are a bunch of charmers!  And Slaveboy, you're right up there with the best of them! 


Lady Hibiscus, you do know that men brag.  That's what we do.  We brag about our sexual prowess, we brag about the size of the fish we catch, we brag about our cars, we brag about our stereo equipment.  These men that you think are actually charming, do it too.  I am just being honest about it.  I am a cad, and I know it.  I play the game to get what I want, and so does everyone else. 


From a submissive, this is an astounding bit of honesty that most of them would never dare admit to!  Hats off to you!





came4U -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/9/2008 11:33:53 AM)

Men shouldn't do housework period..only a gay man does housework.  It is a woman's job. Besides, I wouldn't want a man disorganizing my system of cleaning.

My son does no chores.  The way it should be. If I asked him to take out the garbage he would look at me like I was an alien. 





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