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OrionTheWolf -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 7:08:55 AM)

Pre-nups are no guarantee. Why get married and fuck up a good thing?


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ORIGINAL: Smith117

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ORIGINAL: CuriousLord

You see, this is why M/s rocks.  Want the house clean?  Have her do it.  Want sex?  Go for it.


On this, you and I will always agree. I've often said I can have no relationship other than a strict D/s style one. I'm too much of an asshole and too set in my ways to not get my way when I want it. It's a standard disclaimer whenever I meet someone who seems interested. I always hear back "oh you're not an asshole." When I hear that, I always think in the back of my mind "you were warned, proceed with caution."

I can't wait to see the look on a potential wife's face when she playfully asks me to marry her (since I will never bring up the subject) and I reply to her "To talk about marriage, we must first talk of something else. You might want to get your shoes on, because when you hear the word, you'll be heading for the door. And the word is: Pre-nup."





subfever -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 7:15:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

The female response to this thread is overwhelming: men who clean get laid. Men who don't get staid [8D] .


Umm... well, I have this new mop I've been looking to try out... [sm=tongue.gif]




Tantriqu -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:30:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

Doubt it gets more sex than just grabbing a hand full of hair, turning them head down and ass up.

Choreplay gets everyone more sex.
The entire point of this thread is when a guy has cleaned the house, it makes women want to grab a handful of crewcut, and for those of us with Strapons, turn him head down and Take his ass.




kittinSol -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:31:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

I do not negotiate with property.



I always find these statements about "property" hilarious [:D] .




kittinSol -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:32:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Choreplay gets everyone more sex.
The entire point of this thread is when a guy has cleaned the house, it makes women want to grab a handful of crewcut, and for those of us with Strapons, turn him head down and Take his ass.



[8D]




lusciouslips19 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:42:01 AM)

I would say that a man who does anything to take a chore away from his partner there-by alleviating their to do list and stress gets laid.




kittinSol -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:43:03 AM)

Nothing sexier than a man fisting the toilet bowl :-) .




RedHotAndSoSexy -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:45:24 AM)

Why does anyone need to do housework? Hire someone and you have more time to have sex. End of discussion.

I am not attracted to a man because he does housework. I am attracted to someone who revs my engine.

Whether I was married, cohabitating or dating, housework is not on my list of things that make me hot for someone.

As for more sex, if you make me make that noise, you will have tons of sex.




mnottertail -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:50:19 AM)

Women doing housework is foreplay for me, the highheels, naked ass up in the air, shaking, and the pendulous breasts as they are on their knees bearing down on the scrubbrush........I may take them thirty or more times, until my semen runs clear, before they finish the small bathroom linoleum.

Ron 




kittinSol -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:50:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RedHotAndSoSexy

Why does anyone need to do housework? Hire someone and you have more time to have sex.



Then someone is still doing the housework.

Besides, housework's great as a form of exercise. It keeps one in shape [;)] .




RedHotAndSoSexy -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:52:21 AM)

Sex is far better exercise and more fun.




kittinSol -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:53:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

pendulous breasts



Can also be used as sponges for the washing-up, I guess. Firm round ones [sm=tongue.gif] are also nice, albeit for different purposes.




kittinSol -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:58:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RedHotAndSoSexy

Sex is far better exercise



Not if you're tied up and unable to move it's not :-) .




slaveboyforyou -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 8:59:05 AM)

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I do not negotiate with property. It is my way or no way. If you wanted to ask the question if I was speaking about rape of a person, then no I was not.


I just don't see the fun in that.  Everytime I make a "sale" with a woman, it's thrilling.  I actually can't believe that my bullshit worked, but it did. LOL.  Like I said earlier; chess not checkers. 




OrionTheWolf -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:11:38 AM)

Exactly my point, it turns them into confused wimps and pussies.


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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

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ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

Doubt it gets more sex than just grabbing a hand full of hair, turning them head down and ass up.

Choreplay gets everyone more sex.
The entire point of this thread is when a guy has cleaned the house, it makes women want to grab a handful of crewcut, and for those of us with Strapons, turn him head down and Take his ass.





OrionTheWolf -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:14:49 AM)

A female cleaning it?


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Nothing sexier than a man fisting the toilet bowl :-) .




kittinSol -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:15:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

Exactly my point, it turns them into confused wimps and pussies.



Maybe that's what happens to you?




OrionTheWolf -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:15:48 AM)

I go straight to the point, talking bullshit is for bullshitters.


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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

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I do not negotiate with property. It is my way or no way. If you wanted to ask the question if I was speaking about rape of a person, then no I was not.


I just don't see the fun in that.  Everytime I make a "sale" with a woman, it's thrilling.  I actually can't believe that my bullshit worked, but it did. LOL.  Like I said earlier; chess not checkers. 




lusciouslips19 -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:16:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Nothing sexier than a man fisting the toilet bowl :-) .


you are so sic. I like that in a person![8D]




OrionTheWolf -> RE: "Men who do housework may get more sex" (3/8/2008 9:19:29 AM)

::snickers:: So easy to yank your chain, and others with similiar views. 


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

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ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

Exactly my point, it turns them into confused wimps and pussies.



Maybe that's what happens to you?




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