Griswold
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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou quote:
Y'all are a bunch of charmers! And Slaveboy, you're right up there with the best of them! Lady Hibiscus, you do know that men brag. That's what we do. We brag about our sexual prowess, we brag about the size of the fish we catch, we brag about our cars, we brag about our stereo equipment. These men that you think are actually charming, do it too. I am just being honest about it. I am a cad, and I know it. I play the game to get what I want, and so does everyone else. I was going to brag, but after I'd come out of the hospital (a friend of mine and his wife were having a horrible time in their marriage...it seems he was a tad on the small side....so I had a doctor surgically give him half of mine...and...) still recovering somewhat, I was going by one of my favorite fishing streams, and lo and behold....I saw the BIGGEST damned trout I EVER saw!!!! So anyway...still a little woozy from all the meds....I turned down my car stereo, which was already rattling car windows 3 blocks away (didn't want to scare the sucker away now...), found a safe place to park my 2008 Lamborghini, straddled over to the riverbed and reached right in and grabbed that motherfucker with my bare hands. 163 damn pounds it was....put up a hell of a fight too.
< Message edited by Griswold -- 3/9/2008 3:51:26 AM >
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