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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 9:01:56 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
And If I am included,  I say HELL YEAH.  If I am not included, I say why the hell NOT?


Have GT swing by there on her way to Cali...fornia and pick you up. We'll meet Sundowner at the pier.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 9:10:04 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 11:23:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Can I come too if I swing by and pick up Jeff and domiguy after their blowjobs?

Luscious from Chi-Town

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 11:26:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Can I come too if I swing by and pick up Jeff and domiguy after their blowjobs?

Luscious from Chi-Town


oh HELL yeah!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 11:27:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Can I come too if I swing by and pick up Jeff and domiguy after their blowjobs?


They're blowing each other?? 

Uhhh... hmmm, how can I put this diplomatically.  Let's make it a hypothetical situation. Say certain pics got distributed, and say a certain person made nice yummy comments about those pics, well that person would certainly be welome on a road trip. And say the other person didn't utter a single syllable in the same situation.

So I'm thinking maybe you should just bring Jeff, because we wouldn't want to waste domi's time or anything.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 11:33:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Can I come too if I swing by and pick up Jeff and domiguy after their blowjobs?


They're blowing each other?? 

Uhhh... hmmm, how can I put this diplomatically.  Let's make it a hypothetical situation. Say certain pics got distributed, and say a certain person made nice yummy comments about those pics, well that person would certainly be welome on a road trip. And say the other person didn't utter a single syllable in the same situation.

So I'm thinking maybe you should just bring Jeff, because we wouldn't want to waste domi's time or anything.

Cali




Cool cause Jeff is enough man for all of us I think being that he is the one Twue Domly!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 11:39:42 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 11:43:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

wait... I want Domi too.... (call me greedy..oh wait.. thats already what ya call me...!!!)


Then I guess the issue that I alluded to above will need to be rectified, won't it?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 12:02:58 PM   
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Dear Cali,

How do i stop myself from giggling like a child at words and comments i perceive as being sexual in nature?   Is it time for me to grow up, or should i not worry and simply enjoy all the sexual innuendos (both real and imagined)  i see and hear everywhere?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 12:10:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm sorry Cali but do you really expect GT turn a pigs ear into silk??? I dont think she can!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 12:30:25 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I have this friend...well she cant stop thinking about sex and the convenience store cant keep up with her demand for batteries. She's a horndog and the female equivalent of a lech. How do I convince her to go out and get laid by a nearby college football team so that she can  stop drooling all over everybodys clean floors?

Signed

concerned for her cootchie

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 12:40:24 PM   
sweetwenchie


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 12:52:17 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie
How do i stop myself from giggling like a child at words and comments i perceive as being sexual in nature?   Is it time for me to grow up, or should i not worry and simply enjoy all the sexual innuendos (both real and imagined)  i see and hear everywhere?


Let's pause a moment while we enjoy the view of wenchie's beautiful, sweet, yummy white ass that she was so kind to send us pictures of.  Mmmmmmmmm.  I'm sorry, were you saying something? Oh hell no, please don't grow up.  We (lick) like (lick) you (lick) just (lick) the (lick) way (lick) you areeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 12:53:56 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
I have this friend...well she cant stop thinking about sex and the convenience store cant keep up with her demand for batteries. She's a horndog and the female equivalent of a lech. How do I convince her to go out and get laid by a nearby college football team so that she can  stop drooling all over everybodys clean floors?


Luscious, it's not nice to talk about me like that, pretending it's not about me. Don't you have blowjobs to give? Back on your knees woman!

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 12:55:27 PM   
sweetwenchie


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Let's pause a moment while we enjoy the view of wenchie's beautiful, sweet, yummy white ass that she was so kind to send us pictures of.  Mmmmmmmmm.  I'm sorry, were you saying something? Oh hell no, please don't grow up.  We (lick) like (lick) you (lick) just (lick) the (lick) way (lick) you areeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cali



~blushing even while wiggling and squirming with each lick~   errr ummmmm thank you  ~puddles~

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 12:58:51 PM   
lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Let's pause a moment while we enjoy the view of wenchie's beautiful, sweet, yummy white ass that she was so kind to send us pictures of.  Mmmmmmmmm.  I'm sorry, were you saying something? Oh hell no, please don't grow up.  We (lick) like (lick) you (lick) just (lick) the (lick) way (lick) you areeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cali



~blushing even while wiggling and squirming with each lick~   errr ummmmm thank you  ~puddles~



CLEAN UP IN ISLE 4


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 2:10:47 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

When a woman 'accidentally' bites a penis, is it a hint that she might not like you as much as she used to?

~ Bobbitt



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 2:14:43 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lumus
When a woman 'accidentally' bites a penis, is it a hint that she might not like you as much as she used to?


There are two schools of thought here.  The first school of thought is that she is so caught up in giving you a blowjob, worshipping your greatness, yessssssssssss, sliding her tongue over your silky skin, mmmmmmoaning in delight at the way it feels, mmmm ohhhhhh, filling up her mouth, that... uhhhhhhhh.... yeahhhhhhhh... I'm sorry, where was I?  Oh yes, she gets so caught up in it that she forgets her manners and might accidentally graze her teeth on you in her enthusiasm.

The second school of thought says "yes, she might not be that into you anymore."

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 2:35:29 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali;
 
My advice guru seems to suck. The advice snippets she gives head in one direction. Anything I ask, whether it is about my relationships or my job blows her thoughts in one general direction: she goes down for the one thing she can really wrap her lips around, but what if she’s kneeling at the wrong altar? Don’t get me wrong, I’m eating it up, but I wonder if it might just get blown out of proportion.
 
F.Ella Tio

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 2:57:13 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: subtee

Dear Cali;
 
My advice guru seems to suck. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


I'm sorry, did you say something after suck?

Cali


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