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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 3:01:26 PM   
Lumus


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I looked up "CalifChick" in the online white pages and there has to be at least 4,200 entries!  How's a man to know which one is the real deal??



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 3:12:25 PM   
lusciouslips19


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All the twue Domly's are packing their bags and making a beeline to California. Was it something I said???

worried in Wichita

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 3:20:01 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
I looked up "CalifChick" in the online white pages and there has to be at least 4,200 entries!  How's a man to know which one is the real deal??


Look for the "Real" CalifChick seal... you might have to look closely, right there, next to where the rope is, yes, feel for it, it's subtle, but it's there, now taste it.  It's fresh and sweet and clean.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 3:23:06 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

All the twue Domly's are packing their bags and making a beeline to California. Was it something I said???

worried in Wichita


Dear worried:

You have a Dom. Shaddup and blow him. Stop worrying about everybody coming to visit meeeee, errrrrrr, um, taking a west coast vacation. Yeah, that's it.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 4:37:59 PM   
lusciouslips19


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

All the twue Domly's are packing their bags and making a beeline to California. Was it something I said???

worried in Wichita


Dear worried:

You have a Dom. Shaddup and blow him. Stop worrying about everybody coming to visit meeeee, errrrrrr, um, taking a west coast vacation. Yeah, that's it.

Cali



Oh Cali,
you are soo forceful. have you ever thought of switching sides? You are so bossy, I think you could do it.

down on her knees
in mississipi

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 4:47:40 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
you are soo forceful. have you ever thought of switching sides? You are so bossy, I think you could do it.


Are you trying to say that Dommes are bossy??  (I'm thinking you're asking for a spanking! - hey! maybe I should try THAT)

Cali
(not a Domme, never gonna be a Domme, but will turn on the "bossy" if it gets me that damn spankin' I've been after)
 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 4:52:36 PM   
lusciouslips19


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
you are soo forceful. have you ever thought of switching sides? You are so bossy, I think you could do it.


Are you trying to say that Dommes are bossy??  (I'm thinking you're asking for a spanking! - hey! maybe I should try THAT)

Cali
(not a Domme, never gonna be a Domme, but will turn on the "bossy" if it gets me that damn spankin' I've been after)
 


I have this friend who is really in need of a spanking. Should I offer her a visit with my Dom if she is ever out my way?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 4:53:53 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
I have this friend who is really in need of a spanking. Should I offer her a visit with my Dom if she is ever out my way?


FUCK YES!  I mean, errr, ummm, only if you really want to.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 4:57:12 PM   
lusciouslips19


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
I have this friend who is really in need of a spanking. Should I offer her a visit with my Dom if she is ever out my way?


FUCK YES!  I mean, errr, ummm, only if you really want to.

Cali



Oh yes and I would watch. And pitch in if there was anything he ordered me to do. That is, if this is the advice you would give.

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Member of the Subbie Mafia
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 5:05:45 PM   
CalifChick


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Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 5:38:34 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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And that chick who needed batteries needs to try things that PLUG into the wall socket!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 5:52:54 PM   
Sundowner


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie
How do i stop myself from giggling like a child at words and comments i perceive as being sexual in nature?   Is it time for me to grow up, or should i not worry and simply enjoy all the sexual innuendos (both real and imagined)  i see and hear everywhere?


Let's pause a moment while we enjoy the view of wenchie's beautiful, sweet, yummy white ass that she was so kind to send us pictures of.  Mmmmmmmmm.  I'm sorry, were you saying something? Oh hell no, please don't grow up.  We (lick) like (lick) you (lick) just (lick) the (lick) way (lick) you areeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cali



Dear Cali

Lick it! That's what I should be doing instead of just staring at it mesmerised. (Have wasted days staring instead of licking).

And it sounds as if someone should visit wenchie to help her through her time of trial. Do you think I should go?

If I did help her do you think there's anything she could do to show her appreciation? (Gosh - I wonder what Cali will suggest?)
 
Yours

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 6:43:12 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

And it sounds as if someone should visit wenchie to help her through her time of trial. Do you think I should go?

If I did help her do you think there's anything she could do to show her appreciation? (Gosh - I wonder what Cali will suggest?)
 


Everyone is coming to my place in Cali... fornia.  Didn't you get the memo? So far the girls outnumber the guys, so I'm thinking that wenchie would be able to drop and give you 30 minutes in appreciation.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/13/2008 6:46:59 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/13/2008 6:55:49 AM   
Gemini1766


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Status: offline 		Dear cali, crop, paddle, or wooden spoon? Or should I choose when we bend you over and line up to brighten that hot ass of yours? 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/13/2008 9:05:15 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
And that chick who needed batteries needs to try things that PLUG into the wall socket!!


Ohhhhhhh yessssss, thankkkkk youuuuuuuu forrrrrrrrr the tipppppppppppp.

CaliiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(makes note to self... make sure to pay the electric bill, don't want to lose power)



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/13/2008 9:08:01 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali...

there are so many hot chicks on this site... I want to do them all! Can I start with you?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/13/2008 9:10:49 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Gemini1766
Dear cali, crop, paddle, or wooden spoon? Or should I choose when we bend you over and line up to brighten that hot ass of yours? 


Oh my ladies, we have fresh meat here. If you're giving me a choice, then it's flogger, followed by crop, then paddle, oh, and hand spanking is good, and you have to throw some actual intercourse in there now and then. And I got introduced to this fabulousssssss tool made from a piece of fire hose folded in half and attached to a handle.  It was like being spanked with a giant hand. Hot shit that was good.  I'm just sayin.'

Cali
(reaching for a blow job reference.... oh yea, if you want one, it's better at the beginning than at the end when I've lost ability to form rational thought)



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/13/2008 9:12:19 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
there are so many hot chicks on this site... I want to do them all! Can I start with you?


Dear Miss Greedy.... I thought we went over this already, or is it that you just want to hear me say yessssssssssssssssssssss all over again??

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/13/2008 9:26:32 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		I love the way you say 'yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss'

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