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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 9:28:24 AM)

You should really hear me GT, yesssssssssssssssssssssssss oh god yesssssssssssssssss pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cali



subtee -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 9:42:55 AM)

Dear Cali;

I would like to have a free-for-all perv day 'cause I'm feeling pervy, but I don't want to start a thread. I know I should give someone a blow job...what then?

~Jonesing to perv



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 9:45:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You should really hear me GT, yesssssssssssssssssssssssss oh god yesssssssssssssssss pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cali



*puddles*



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 9:47:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Dear Cali;

I would like to have a free-for-all perv day 'cause I'm feeling pervy, but I don't want to start a thread. I know I should give someone a blow job...what then?

~Jonesing to perv


c'mere Tee *lick*



subtee -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 9:49:22 AM)

Cu--uh, coming!



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 9:56:15 AM)

I just asked my partner to tell me if he found me cute, pretty or beautiful... I said that there was no wrong answer (unless the answer was 'ugly'..LOL)..
His response was "I wouldn't be with you if I thought you ugly..."


bastard.. what kind of answer is that?? LMAO!!



Gemini1766 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 9:59:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Gemini1766
Dear cali, crop, paddle, or wooden spoon? Or should I choose when we bend you over and line up to brighten that hot ass of yours? [:D]


Oh my ladies, we have fresh meat here. If you're giving me a choice, then it's flogger, followed by crop, then paddle, oh, and hand spanking is good, and you have to throw some actual intercourse in there now and then. And I got introduced to this fabulousssssss tool made from a piece of fire hose folded in half and attached to a handle.  It was like being spanked with a giant hand. Hot shit that was good.  I'm just sayin.'

Cali
(reaching for a blow job reference.... oh yea, if you want one, it's better at the beginning than at the end when I've lost ability to form rational thought)


Cali, in the Navy those were soaked in salt water, back in the day, for the Shellback initiation ceremony of crossing the Equator. Not anything like a big hand at that point. Name sounds like she-lei-lee and I can't spell it for the life of a sub.[8|]



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 10:17:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Gemini1766

Cali, in the Navy those were soaked in salt water, back in the day, for the Shellback initiation ceremony of crossing the Equator. Not anything like a big hand at that point. Name sounds like she-lei-lee and I can't spell it for the life of a sub.[8|]


Well ya learn something new every day. Here's a pic of that from 1968.  If you hit the arrow keys at the top of the page, there are more pics. 

Cali



sweetwenchie -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 11:13:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

And it sounds as if someone should visit wenchie to help her through her time of trial. Do you think I should go?

If I did help her do you think there's anything she could do to show her appreciation? (Gosh - I wonder what Cali will suggest?)
 


Everyone is coming to my place in Cali... fornia.  Didn't you get the memo? So far the girls outnumber the guys, so I'm thinking that wenchie would be able to drop and give you 30 minutes in appreciation.

Cali



Dear Cali,

Are knee pads better than silk pillows for extended cock worshiping?



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 11:37:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

Are knee pads better than silk pillows for extended cock worshiping?


I would think not. However, sad to say, I must report that I can't do the on-your-knees thing anymore (sob!). Yes, I know, horrors. How many peeps do you know that have managed to break both kneecaps in the course of their life? So I can no longer do the first hand research from the kneeling position, but must use alternate means to get at the, um, goods. 

So how about you do a whole bunch of research and report back to us?

Cali



subtee -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 11:39:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Dear Cali;

I would like to have a free-for-all perv day 'cause I'm feeling pervy, but I don't want to start a thread. I know I should give someone a blow job...what then?

~Jonesing to perv


Um....heeeelllllooooooo?!

~neglectosub



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 11:41:05 AM)

I'm sorry sweety, I thought Greedy had you all taken care of.  Do you really need a road map on what to do after a blowjob??? Seriously!! Turn in your girlie card!!!!!!

Cali



Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 6:35:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

Are knee pads better than silk pillows for extended cock worshiping?


I would think not. However, sad to say, I must report that I can't do the on-your-knees thing anymore (sob!). Yes, I know, horrors. How many peeps do you know that have managed to break both kneecaps in the course of their life? So I can no longer do the first hand research from the kneeling position, but must use alternate means to get at the, um, goods. 

So how about you do a whole bunch of research and report back to us?

Cali



Dear Cali

Whilst naturally distressed about your condition (my natural kindness) I must say I was assuming you would be giving me blowjobs whilst I lay relaxing on my back attending to a sweet pussy. I had hoped to enjoy this for either 69 minutes or 69 hours - sod it, why not both. Being used to having stuff done for me I had not envisaged you lying down on your back - too much like hard work for the top. In this instance I prefer topping from the bottom.

Have I got this whole thing entirely wrong?

Anxious

PS I know you said keep this quiet just between us, but I couldn't find the "Confidential" button - hope this doesn't cause you any grief with your other many lovers.



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 6:40:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

PS I know you said keep this quiet just between us, but I couldn't find the "Confidential" button - hope this doesn't cause you any grief with your other many lovers.


OH CALI, *SOB* HOW COULD YOU??? [sm=river.gif]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 7:00:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

PS I know you said keep this quiet just between us, but I couldn't find the "Confidential" button - hope this doesn't cause you any grief with your other many lovers.


OH CALI, *SOB* HOW COULD YOU??? [sm=river.gif]


It's okay, sweetie, we can have fun with Greedy!  And be taking the videos!



Kalista07 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 7:01:54 PM)

Dear Cali,

*sigh* i have great blowjob skills, my knees are all flexed..........................and yet...............*sob* *sob* there's ........no.....one.....for me to blow....
signed,

Desperate in Denmark



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 7:12:24 PM)

oooh...tee!!!!!  love the pic!  



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 7:14:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

PS I know you said keep this quiet just between us, but I couldn't find the "Confidential" button - hope this doesn't cause you any grief with your other many lovers.


OH CALI, *SOB* HOW COULD YOU??? [sm=river.gif]


It's okay, sweetie, we can have fun with Greedy!  And be taking the videos!


Ok, Thanks, *sniffle sniffle*, LH, *whimper whimper*, Do you have any hard candy, *sniffle*?



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 7:17:37 PM)

ok, lessee... girl pile in (on?) Cali?



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/13/2008 7:17:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

oooh...tee!!!!!  love the pic!  


Yea you're Hawt!



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