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Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/14/2008 3:14:46 AM)
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Whilst naturally distressed about your condition (my natural kindness) I must say I was assuming you would be giving me blowjobs whilst I lay relaxing on my back attending to a sweet pussy. I had hoped to enjoy this for either 69 minutes or 69 hours - sod it, why not both. Being used to having stuff done for me I had not envisaged you lying down on your back - too much like hard work for the top. In this instance I prefer topping from the bottom.
I'm not entirely sure what part of anatomy class you failed, or what part of spatial relations class, but surely we have a failure to communicate about who is doing what and where. Generally when a woman is on her knees in front of you, it is because you are either standing up or sitting down. You notice that neither of these positions is with you on your back.
I did not say I could not find a comfortable position on a bed to perform the same service. In fact, we did not even discuss beds, since wenchie was asking about silk pillows vs. kneepads, the inferred location of the girl was on the floor, as you do not need either accessory when you are kneeling on the bed.
Cali
(PS to the girls: There's room for everybody here)
Edited to say: In case it was not clear, my knees DO bend... it is just painful to be on them on the floor, and not in that good slutty way, but in that way that causes me to be unable to walk for some time afterwards, and then to be in immense pain for some time after that.
Dear Cali
Sheesh. What part of me lying on my back don't you understand? A blowjob is a blowjob, whether it's given kneeling or lying. Standing up is admittedly difficult.
Here am I showing twue domly concern for your knee elements and you accuse me of failing anatomy.
Granted you could be lying on your back while I lower my naughty bits towards your mouth but that's far too much like hard work for me (which by definition is a bad thing). So forget that one.
But if you can't be bothered to work out how I can lie quietly, and indeed rather happily, while you give head I begin to worry about your fitness as a twue and weal counsellor. Do you have certificates of competence?
I must ask whether our deep and meaningful relationship, fill with emotional richness and spiritual joy (but founded rather firmly on blowjobs) is developing in the way we had both hoped? Put harshly - are you fit for purpose?
Seriously Concerned
PS In case you still haven't got it - the concept is that the manly and wonderful dom lies on his back in a comfortable and relaxing position, almost always on a soft and fluffy bed. The seemly and innocent sub manouevres herself into a comfortable and pleasing position beside the manly dom then gently and caringly lowers her head towards his - possibly flaccid - dick. (Manly dom may at this early stage be slightly bored and thus not in an excited state). Submissive girl then, with extraordinary loving care, kisses the tip of the manly dom's dick and then holds that moment, maybe sliding the tip of her tongue smoothly onto the tip of the manly dom's dick. MD may at this point begin to show interest. Slowy, sensually, the SG may then slide her mouth smoothly down the shaft of MD's hardening dick, lovingly carressing said dick with her tongue and allowing the warmth of her moist mouth to comfort and excite the MD's dick. From then on it's up to SG to show creativity. With forethought and planning she may have brought a cup of hot water and a glass of iced water - thus to fill her mouth with heat or cold from time to time to spark MD's interest further. She may have a glass of champagne with which to fill her mouth before holding the MD's dick in her warm and bubbly mouth. etc etc etc - you know the rest. Key point is the bloody MD is on his back enjoying all this and the SG is lying beside him, enjoying all this and NOT using her knees in any creative or demanding way. It is, admittedly, not that easy in this position to indulge in forceful and rape-like thrusting of MD's dick down SG's throat; for that, I will grant you, the kneeling format is preferred. But we can consider the possibility of MD grasping SG's head and forcing it down onto his notably manly dick in a somewhat rough and dominant manner; throats may thus still be involved.
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