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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 7:29:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Dear Kali, The Man is out of town for a couple of weeks. Will my ability to give a blow job disappear without regular practice? Offering our columnist an ice bag for the migraine. Excuse me? Do we have a guest columnist??? Harrrummmmph. Yes, your ability will disappear without regular practice. Use a banana. And thank you for the icebag. All better today. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 7:32:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus What type of exercises could I perform to make my voice sexier? [8\|] (lame blowjob excuse deleted) Call me. Call me. Uhhh, call me. Cali

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 7:33:20 PM)
Dear Cali, Do I offer my expert services as Deep tissue massage therapist and migaine relief specialist to columnists for free? Or is everything valued payed for? LMT in chitown

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 7:34:00 PM)
I would call you, dear Cali, but the several times I've said as much [some of which are on this thread] engender precisely zero responses from you, via cmail or otherwise. [;)]

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 7:35:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Do I offer my expert services as Deep tissue massage therapist and migaine relief specialist to columnists for free? Or is everything valued payed for? Free is a very nice word. Or we could work out a mutually beneficial exchange of, uhhh, services. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 7:38:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus I would call you, dear Cali, but the several times I've said as much [some of which are on this thread] engender precisely zero responses from you, via cmail or otherwise. [;)] Lumus, sweetheart, how much money is in your wallet? You need to buy a clue. Anybody can say they'll call when I ask them to, but how many actually ask for my number in cmail, or even better, to be gentlemanly, offer up theirs? At last count, I believe the answer was... three. Cali

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 7:44:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Do I offer my expert services as Deep tissue massage therapist and migaine relief specialist to columnists for free? Or is everything valued payed for? Free is a very nice word. Or we could work out a mutually beneficial exchange of, uhhh, services. Cali Since I'm a "do me" sub thats awesome! I do you and you do me! Doesnt that sound like a frank sinatra song??? Do me do me do, do do do do do , do me do me do.....

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 7:49:24 PM)
checks his wallet Money, bah. You has cmail, Cali.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/15/2008 8:12:01 PM)
LOL. You both have mail. Cali

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 2:27:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 I have this friend who is really in need of a spanking. Should I offer her a visit with my Dom if she is ever out my way? FUCK YES! I mean, errr, ummm, only if you really want to. Cali Oh yes and I would watch. And pitch in if there was anything he ordered me to do. That is, if this is the advice you would give. ummm ... can i be your friend? My chest is big enough for all a ya. Rest your head here. C'mon Missy. girly, I don't wanna REST on your bewbiage.... Didn't you see.....Point up... I wanna be the spankee!!!

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 2:35:18 AM)
Dear Cali, There's this guy on the threads... not mentioning any names of course... but he gets all the chickies hot and bothered so that they forget their first duty... you know things like... writing their advice column...*clears throat. Any idea what to do with this guy? I can't give him a blow job, cause he's too busy chasing all the chickies. Un-luminated

DesFIP -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 8:19:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Dear Kali, The Man is out of town for a couple of weeks. Will my ability to give a blow job disappear without regular practice? Offering our columnist an ice bag for the migraine. Excuse me? Do we have a guest columnist??? Harrrummmmph. Yes, your ability will disappear without regular practice. Use a banana. And thank you for the icebag. All better today. Cali Oops! Mea culpa. Groveling for forgiveness.

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 9:27:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Un-luminated you has mail [;)]

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 10:02:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss There's this guy on the threads... not mentioning any names of course... but he gets all the chickies hot and bothered so that they forget their first duty... you know things like... writing their advice column...clears throat. Dear darkness: Excuse me... do I detect a criticism of a certain person who writes an advice column??? Dereliction of duty??? I would suggest upping your fitness regimen to include a three mile run every morning. After all, it sounds like you just need a little more stamina to catch him. Cali (criticizing gets you advice of exercise instead of blowjobs)*

HerLord -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 11:36:58 AM)
Dear Cali... WoW. anticipating a themed answer here... not sure how to ask my question to fit the answer... How do I get the notority of the estemed here on CM? It seems I piss people off. Should I a.)drop trou and tell the whole world to suck it, or b) (this is where your input is requested) Inquisitive in IL

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 12:14:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HerLord How do I get the notority of the estemed here on CM? It seems I piss people off. Should I a.)drop trou and tell the whole world to suck it, or b) (this is where your input is requested) First, who are these esteemed people that you speak of? Is it Sundowner, who has a certain charm and suave approach with the ladies? Is it Jeffff, who relies on his sense of humor to have the ladies literally laugh their pants off? Is it Lumus, who waves his silky hair in their direction? Is it Stephann, who uses his intelligence to woo the chicks? Is it Padraig, who exudes a sense of danger and intrigue? Is it Steel, who impresses them with his profound thinking? Is it Bear, who is warm and cuddly? Is it Les who handcrafts his kink? Is it CreativeDominant, who makes the girls swoon with his descriptions of kissing and biting? They all have a niche. You need to find yours. And if that doesn't work, drop trou and impress the ladies with your... stature. Cali (who knows she forgot even more... esteemed... gentlemen but who finds it suddenly so warm in here that she needs to go stand in a bucket of ice)

Kalista07 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 12:20:55 PM)
Dear Cali, i'm sick....i don't feel well.....He has friends over and he's hanging out with them when i think He should be in here laying with me....Bastard!! What should i do? sick in sickville

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 12:30:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kalista07 i'm sick....i don't feel well.....He has friends over and he's hanging out with them when i think He should be in here laying with me....Bastard!! What should i do? Excuse me... have we not been down this road before? quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Kalista07 i'm tired and i'm sick...He's playing rock band in the other room.... How wrong is it to smother Him so He stops breathing? Well, you can't be too sick if you're here whining about it. Go give him a blow job already. The advice stands. Cali

Kalista07 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 12:31:46 PM)
Dear Cali, i'm beginning to think that you may have a slight obsession with blow jobs...i'm not judgin' i'm just sayin'.......Do you need some professional help? i could assist you in that if you so desire. Helpful in helpalby

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/16/2008 12:35:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kalista07 i'm beginning to think that you may have a slight obsession with blow jobs...i'm not judgin' i'm just sayin'.......Do you need some professional help? i could assist you in that if you so desire. Professional? As in money changing hands? I'd really rather not go there. I prefer to keep my amateur status - you never know when the Olympics will come calling. Cali

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