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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 9:21:13 AM   
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Ooooooooooooooooooh - I love it when you're being dominant

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 9:28:10 AM   
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Ooooooooooooooooooh - I love it when you're being dominant


Cali is not dominant.  She is solid in her convictions, true to her heart, grounded in reality, and sweet as sugar pie. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 10:15:46 AM   
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Dear Cali,

I'm sorry for being too serious lately, as you have pointed out. That fact is, that my pet turtle Tommy died recently. We were very close. I came home one evening and found him cold and lifeless with the head of a grasshopper still sticking out of his mouth.(He liked to eat them tail first). Tommy loved grasshoppers, so I induldged him and now *sniff* I feel responsible for his death. *sobs*. As a result, I have been despondent and, as you so sensitively have observed, overly serious.

Any advice as to how I can get over my grief and become my old lighthearted self again ? And please don't tell me to get another turtle. There will never be another Tommy and an imposter would only compound my grief.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 10:17:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Ooooooooooooooooooh - I love it when you're being dominant


Cali is not dominant.  She is solid in her convictions, true to her heart, grounded in reality, and sweet as sugar pie. 

Cali



Hey! Join the club. My parole officer says I should try to meet other ex-cons who are making a positive new life! What were you in for?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 10:41:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

That fact is, that my pet turtle Tommy died recently.


I think this will help.  This recipe is from The White House Cook Book, by Mrs. F.L. Gillette and Hugo Ziemann, 1887:

GREEN TURTLE SOUP.


One turtle, two onions, a bunch of sweet herbs, juice of one lemon, five quarts of water, a glass of Madeira.

After removing the entrails, cut up the coarser parts of the turtle meat and bones. Add four quarts of water, and stew four hours with the herbs, onions, pepper and salt. Stew very slowly, do not let it cease boiling during this time. At the end of four hours strain the soup, and add the finer parts of the turtle and the green fat, which has been simmered one hour in two quarts of water. Thicken with brown flour; return to the soup-pot, and simmer gently for an hour longer. If there are eggs in the turtle, boil them in a separate vessel for four hours, and throw into the soup before taking up. If not, put in force meat balls; then the juice of the lemon, and the wine; beat up at once and pour out.

Some cooks add the finer meat before straining, boiling all together five hours; then strain, thicken and put in the green fat, cut into lumps an inch long. This makes a handsomer soup than if the meat is left in.

Force Meat Balls for the Above.—Six tablespoonfuls of turtle meat chopped very fine. Rub to a paste, with the yolk of two hard-boiled eggs, a tablespoonful of butter, and, if convenient, a little oyster liquor. Season with cayenne, mace, half a teaspoonful of white sugar and a pinch of salt. Bind all with a well-beaten egg; shape into small balls; dip in egg, then powdered cracker; fry in butter, and drop into the soup when it is served.

Yummy!  What time should I come over?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 10:46:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:


Cali is not dominant.  She is solid in her convictions, true to her heart, grounded in reality, and sweet as sugar pie. 

Hey! Join the club. My parole officer says I should try to meet other ex-cons who are making a positive new life! What were you in for?


Feeding grasshoppers to pet turtles in order to get ingredients for soup.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 10:48:09 AM   
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Cali is ...  sweet as sugar pie. 

Cali



welcome to the sweetie pie brigade.  *smiles

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 11:01:17 AM   
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Dear Cali,

on another thread there was talk of eating gators and i just can't do it, now we are talking about eating cute little turtles and i'm going to hurl at any moment, what should i do?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 11:03:13 AM   
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Dear Cali,

on another thread there was talk of eating gators and i just can't do it, now we are talking about eating cute little turtles and i'm going to hurl at any moment, what should i do?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 11:04:37 AM   
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I guess you should call faery.

CaliOmnivore


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 11:18:22 AM   
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Cali- Awww I thought you'd like a BJ enacted on your primarily BJ thread....


Now listen here you presumptuous little upstart... this is NOT a blowjob thread!  This is a serious advice column!  How dare you denigrate my life's work!!!  Harrrummmppphhhh!

You have wayyyyyyyyyy too much time on your hands and obviously you need more time on your knees. 

Cali



hmmmm.. but previously....
quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Excuse me?  Someone is quite the little upstart.  Maybe one of your friends can thrust your own damn column on you... errr.... I mean, sheesh.

Cali



Scratches head at the "life's work" comment...

but your right that i need more time on my knees... could ya let my Sir know to take some time off work please!

(but just in case she wasn't kidding... Cali you should know I really wasn't trying to piss you off... with my comment above or with the blowjob talk with lumus. i really did think you'd get a kick out of it....)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 11:21:14 AM   
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I guess you should call faery.

CaliOmnivore



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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 11:27:57 AM   
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Dear Cali,
I think  darchChylde is REALY HOT, and I would love to give him a blowjob or two, but he always turns my attention to placesettings and walks off to dust off his knick-knack shelf..... I now know how to set up a high protocoll dinner and how to dust but I still did'n get to give darchChylde a blowjob ..any advise for me??

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 11:33:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I guess you should call faery.

CaliOmnivore



see!



well i guess i should give ya my number and maybe invite you to vegas with me next fall!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/5/2008 11:53:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: awakenednj

Scratches head at the "life's work" comment...  (but just in case she wasn't kidding... Cali you should know I really wasn't trying to piss you off... with my comment above or with the blowjob talk with lumus. i really did think you'd get a kick out of it....)


Ahem.  One can recognize one's life's work at any time. And no, you didn't piss me off, we're good. Yesterday apparently was not a good day for me; I've been told my humor was a bit on the mean side.

Cali
(who has figured out that when she bares her soul to someone, she really should stay away from here until she receives a response - so... I'm out for now)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/6/2008 6:53:58 AM   
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Posted while the shop's closed, pending Cali's return


Dear Cali

Everybody tells me I'm an emotional fuckwit cos I'm wary of commitment. Would a blowjob help?

E Fuckwit


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/6/2008 2:40:32 PM   
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Everybody tells me I'm an emotional fuckwit cos I'm wary of commitment. Would a blowjob help?


Well, I do understand that it can be very difficult to determine if a woman wants you for who you are, or for your enormous... uhhhh.... salame.  But, if you have to ask if a blowjob will help the situation, then commitment is not the primary problem. Your primary problem appears to be finding a meateater possessing the appropriate sized, uhhhhh.... eating apparatus.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/7/2008 10:54:33 AM   
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Posted while the shop's closed, pending Cali's return


Dear Cali

Everybody tells me I'm an emotional fuckwit cos I'm wary of commitment. Would a blowjob help?

E Fuckwit




I did NOT say that!! *smooch*

BACK TO TOPIC: 

Dear Cali,
I had the time of my life overseas..know anyone in the UK that'll give me a job? I might be willing to give a blowjob, if moving expenses are included,....

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/7/2008 11:01:01 AM   
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I had the time of my life overseas..know anyone in the UK that'll give me a job? I might be willing to give a blowjob, if moving expenses are included,....


Well, GT, I only know one person in the UK, and even though I've applied to be his personal assistant many times, he keeps sending my apps back marked "unsolicited pornography".  Perhaps the "time of your life" person could offer some advice... you DID give him blowjobs, right?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/7/2008 11:04:40 AM   
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Of course I did, Cali... you think I've learned NOTHING from you???

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