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domahpet -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/7/2008 11:31:34 AM)

welcome back GT!!!!!!!!!
we missed ya's!!!!!!!



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/7/2008 11:35:36 AM)

I missed you all, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/7/2008 12:43:25 PM)

*huggles GT*

[without molesting her, even!]

[ok, maybe a little molesting...]




Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/9/2008 5:47:13 PM)

[by request; notes he was the last one to post]

Dear Cali,

Which 1-2 hole-punch combo do you think works best when trying to make a gal cum so hard her eyes cross permanently?

1.  Mouth to pussy [duh].
2.  Pussy to mouth [you only taste the ones you love].
3.  Mouth to ass [because too much lube can just make a mess].
4.  Ass to mouth [bow chicka bow bow...].
5.  Pussy to ass [whoops, I slipped].
6.  Ass to pussy [hey, if they say it's tighter, don't complain].

and finally, the most overlooked:

7.  All three holes [in a hygenic order, and if you last over three hours you may find yourself dangerously close to the top of the list of lurves, though still under chocolate...].

Sincerely,
The Wanderer

[Welllll, I'm the type-a guy that likes to poke around;
your mouth n ass are good but I'm a-fuckin your tight mound;
I'll love ya and I'll beat ya, cuz to me it's all the same...
I'll even let-ya swallow, while I call ya filthy names
cuz I'm the Wanderer...
yes, the Wanderer...
I like to pound
and pound
and pound
and pound...]




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/9/2008 5:48:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

*huggles GT*

[without molesting her, even!]

[ok, maybe a little molesting...]




WOOHOO!!!! 



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/9/2008 10:42:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
Which 1-2 hole-punch combo do you think works best when trying to make a gal cum so hard her eyes cross permanently?

1.  Mouth to pussy [duh].
2.  Pussy to mouth [you only taste the ones you love].
3.  Mouth to ass [because too much lube can just make a mess].
4.  Ass to mouth [bow chicka bow bow...].
5.  Pussy to ass [whoops, I slipped].
6.  Ass to pussy [hey, if they say it's tighter, don't complain].
7.  All three holes [in a hygenic order, and if you last over three hours you may find yourself dangerously close to the top of the list of lurves, though still under chocolate...].


Okie dokie then.  I think the following would be effective (did you eat your Wheaties today??):  1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 3 oh yes 3, 3, 4, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, no don't stop now, 3, 3, 3, oh fuck yesssssss 33333333333333333333, NOW 555555555555555555555555.

Whew.  [:)]  I'm sorry... what was the question again?

Cali



Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 11:31:02 AM)

 
Dear Cali

I have a distinctly shitty cold. It appears that, through the wonders of sympathetic resonance, you have one too. What should we do about this?

(and btw - do colds limit the attraction of giving or receiving blowjobs? Is such a concept possible?)

Sniffy



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 11:46:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I have a distinctly shitty cold. It appears that, through the wonders of sympathetic resonance, you have one too. What should we do about this? (and btw - do colds limit the attraction of giving or receiving blowjobs? Is such a concept possible?)


Dear Sniffy:  Well one of us should take a first class plane ride (to be uber comfy, after all) to see the other so we can snuggle together and perhaps our combined body heat of oh, roughly the temperature of the surface of the sun, will burn it out of us.

And sadly, blowjobs are quite difficult when you cannot breathe thru your nose. Not impossible, mind you, but difficult.  Hence the "burn out" phase should come before the "blow out" phase.

Cali



DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 12:46:15 PM)

cali, I do like your solution to whatever ails us.  Simple, direct, and it works.
Now start swimming
Dragon



Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:01:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Whew.  [:)]  I'm sorry... what was the question again?

Cali


I forget.  You'll have to remind me by doing that with me all over again. [:)]



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:11:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
cali, I do like your solution to whatever ails us.  Simple, direct, and it works.
Now start swimming
Dragon


Dear Big and Scaly:

Ahem.  You missed the part about "first class plane ticket".  And the fine print about who is hosting (hosting=forking out the cash).

The devil is in the details.

Cali



tsatske -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:17:05 PM)

quote:

Edited to say... yes, chicks like flowers after blowjobs. lol.


But we like chocolate before blowjobs. I always tell everyone - men = blowjobs, women = chocolate.
Master has banned me from chocolate. Does this mean no blowjobs for Him?

(becuase I have tried to ban him from blowjobs on several prevouis occasions, and always found my mouth full before i could finish the sentence. mrrrph)



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:19:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tsatske
becuase I have tried to ban him from blowjobs on several prevouis occasions, and always found my mouth full before i could finish the sentence. mrrrph


Bwahhhh hah hah hah hah hah hah.  Ahem.  Oh my, were you serious? You were trying to ban him from blowjobs? Turn in your girly card, you should be ashamed.  Now drop and give him another one.

Cali



purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:22:34 PM)

Dear Cali

I'm bored at work and NOBODY else is here.  What should I do?



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:23:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I'm bored at work and NOBODY else is here.  What should I do?


Take off your clothes and dance naked around the desk.  Karma will then cause someone to come in.  You know the drill after that, drop to your knees...

Cali



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:25:41 PM)

dear cali...do you think that if i offer my chocolate bars as tribute to a pro...i could get an hour session per chocolate bar??? some women are addicted to chocolate you know....





faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:26:56 PM)

dear cali...will me new updated profile video attract me a hot Mistress?? or just horny men???



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:28:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

dear cali...do you think that if i offer my chocolate bars as tribute to a pro...i could get an hour session per chocolate bar??? some women are addicted to chocolate you know....


I'm thinking the value of one chocolate bar vs. the value of one hour of a pro's time... hmm, I dunno, is that even close to equal?

Maybe you should put out a trail of chocolate pieces and see who follows them to your door.

Cali



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:29:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
dear cali...will me new updated profile video attract me a hot Mistress?? or just horny men???


With that tongue, it's going to be horny men all the way.  But hey, have them send you chocolate.

Cali



hejira92 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/11/2008 1:54:53 PM)

Dear Cali,
 
I have a gig tonight and I really don't feel like singing. Master is not here, so I can't give Him a blowjob. Oh, woe is me!!!!
 
What should I do???
 
signed,
I need more than music in my mouth



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