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sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/12/2008 8:19:30 PM)
wait... shakes my head... you got a concussion from sex in the kitchen? Cali darling, you are supposed to turn the mixer OFF when you have sex on the counter. It stops banging you in the head with each revolution then. tut tut. hands Cali the "Book of Weird Sex" tome.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/12/2008 8:48:43 PM)
The back of my head connected with the edge of the counter, there was a period of naked unconsciousness apparently coupled with a man running about like a headless chicken (which I did not personally witness), there was a 911 call, there was an awakening to EMTs in the kitchen who had the kind thought to FINALLY cover me... there was confusion as to why these peeps were all standing over me and how I got on the floor, there were skull xrays, an MRI... there were several smirking ER docs who collectively said, "you know, they make soft beds for a reason"... you get the picture. Sigh. Cali (kitchen sex is now a hard limit)

PanthersMom -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/12/2008 9:40:59 PM)
my father was drilling a hole for new bolts to hold the legs of the kitchen table on late one night when he drilled through his hand. i was awakened my my mother to watch other kids while they took off to the hospital. years later i found out why that table needed new bolts to hold the legs on. "MOM!!! we ate from that table! ewwwwwwwwwwww!" the mental image of my parents doing that was bad enough, but finding out they were doing it on the kitchen table?? kitchen sex has always been a no-no for me. PM

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/12/2008 10:10:44 PM)
LMAO! Cali

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 2:06:25 AM)
Oh PM!!! ROFL

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 2:56:51 AM)
lmao!!!

camille65 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:01:52 AM)
Dear Cali,It snowed last night. Why did it snow? Will it ever end? Sincerely,Snow Is All Around Me And I Can't Take It No More

DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 7:57:16 AM)
quote: Dear Cali, It snowed last night. Why did it snow? Will it ever end? I don't suppose you want to hear about the weather here. LOL Been like this all winter. Dragon

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 9:03:18 AM)
Dear Cali, Is it BBE [Bad Blowjob Etiquette] for a man to call a woman by the wrong name while she's fellating him? ~ DyslexicBukFuddi

PanthersMom -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 10:22:32 AM)
i'd say that's freaking dangerous Lumus! PM

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 1:22:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 It snowed last night. Why did it snow? Will it ever end? Dear SIAAMAICTINM: I cannot be sympathetic. It was 65 degrees here last Tuesday, today the high will be 92 degrees. Just go blow somebody. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 1:24:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Is it BBE [Bad Blowjob Etiquette] for a man to call a woman by the wrong name while she's fellating him? Excuse me? Is this your FIRST rodeo? Never ever use their name. There is a reason the term "baby" was invented. Like this, "oh fuck yes babyyyyy faster yes oh god yes babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy." Cali

dreamofthemoon -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 4:29:33 PM)
Dear Blowjob Queen...er, ummm... Cali, I'm writing to inquire about a particular situation of mine with which I'm sure you provide the proper aid. I have been conversing with an online (vanilla, as far as I can tell) fellow recently; my relationship with him could possibly lead to a friends with benefits kind of situation. We've even gone as far as meeting offline twice now, I'm afraid. However, I've become aware that a certain part of my feminine anatomy is, well, rather ticklish and highly sensitive, especially when his fingers don't give up torturing me the way he does. The question I have is this: is there anything I could do which won't cause me to yell out "holy flying fudge buttmonkeys over Mars, Batman!" and embarass myself the next time he comes to visit? I'm rather clumsy when it comes to too many buckles on gags, and I hate doing laundry, so any other suggestions are appreciated. Thank you again, Tickled Pink in CA

Daddysredhead -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 4:45:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Is it BBE [Bad Blowjob Etiquette] for a man to call a woman by the wrong name while she's fellating him? Excuse me? Is this your FIRST rodeo? Never ever use their name. There is a reason the term "baby" was invented. Like this, "oh fuck yes babyyyyy faster yes oh god yes babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy." Cali Yeah. Baby is a good fallback. Otherwise you might be screaming, "Not the teeth! Not the teeth!"

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:02:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Is it BBE [Bad Blowjob Etiquette] for a man to call a woman by the wrong name while she's fellating him? Excuse me? Is this your FIRST rodeo? Never ever use their name. There is a reason the term "baby" was invented. Like this, "oh fuck yes babyyyyy faster yes oh god yes babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy." Cali Yeah. Baby is a good fallback. Otherwise you might be screaming, "Not the teeth! Not the teeth!" SNORT

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:09:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Excuse me? Is this your FIRST rodeo? Never ever use their name. There is a reason the term "baby" was invented. Like this, "oh fuck yes babyyyyy faster yes oh god yes babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy." Cali Hell, no, woman! I just haven't been on every ride yet, and some of dem bebehs ain't so 'baby'-ish, yanno.

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:10:51 PM)
come come Lumus.... * i mean tut tut.

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:13:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss come come Lumus.... * i mean tut tut. Cum on yer what-now...? flashes you an innocent look

Daddysredhead -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:15:57 PM)
Sunshine, jump to the side - that whole innocent thing is bound to bring on a lightning strike! [:o]

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:21:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Excuse me? Is this your FIRST rodeo? Never ever use their name. There is a reason the term "baby" was invented. Like this, "oh fuck yes babyyyyy faster yes oh god yes babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy." Cali Hell, no, woman! I just haven't been on every ride yet, and some of dem bebehs ain't so 'baby'-ish, yanno. picky picky.. how about something like Oh yes, honey! or... Do it, darlin!

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