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Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:21:53 PM)
Dear Cali, I have a bad habit of telling people to "blow me". I said it to my boss last week. Now she slips glances at my groin. Should this concern me, since I would rather be shoved off of a cliff than get oral from her...?

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 5:27:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Dear Cali, I have a bad habit of telling people to "blow me". I said it to my boss last week. Now she slips glances at my groin. Should this concern me, since I would rather be shoved off of a cliff than get oral from her...? snortsnicker

thornhappy -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 6:47:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Dear Cali, I have a bad habit of telling people to "blow me". I said it to my boss last week. Now she slips glances at my groin. Should this concern me, since I would rather be shoved off of a cliff than get oral from her...? Live by the blow job, die by the blow job..... thornhappy

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 6:55:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus I have a bad habit of telling people to "blow me". I said it to my boss last week. Now she slips glances at my groin. Should this concern me, since I would rather be shoved off of a cliff than get oral from her...? Oh noooo, this shouldn't concern you at all. Just keep an eye on your coffee cup at all times, and if she ever offers you a drink, ask her if she knows what the term "roofies" means. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 6:59:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon I have been conversing with an online (vanilla, as far as I can tell) The question I have is this: is there anything I could do which won't cause me to yell out "holy flying fudge buttmonkeys over Mars, Batman!" and embarass myself the next time he comes to visit? Well, "vanilla" is your first mistake, but if you must go there... I'm confused why you think you should even HAVE the opportunity to say anything, since your mouth should be full. You are teetering extremely close to dereliction of duty. Cali

dreamofthemoon -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 7:10:25 PM)
gasp How did i miss that? Thank you, oh great Queen! i shall endeavor to make ends meet next time and, secondly, he has mentioned he likes handcuffs, so i shall see what other information i can discern from him when i talk to him next. Tickled Pink in CA

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/13/2008 7:19:05 PM)
I'm so proud. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/15/2008 10:43:40 AM)
Dear Cali It looks as though you've solved all the world's problems; what is the secret of your success? How can I be like you? Wannabe

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/15/2008 11:10:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner It looks as though you've solved all the world's problems; what is the secret of your success? How can I be like you? Alas, I cannot adequately convey the intricate subtleties of my secrets by use of the written medium. This requires face to... uhhhhh.... FACE interaction. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 2:24:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner It looks as though you've solved all the world's problems; what is the secret of your success? How can I be like you? Alas, I cannot adequately convey the intricate subtleties of my secrets by use of the written medium. This requires face to... uhhhhh.... FACE interaction. Cali This is scary. When I read your reply and got to the bit where you say "face to... uhhhhh" I had a momentary vision of a lady placing her face close to a man's .... er naughty bits! And briefly I had a period of uncontrollable excitement at the thought! <goes red with embarrassment> How can I control these inappropriate thoughts? Wannabe

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 8:45:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner quote: Alas, I cannot adequately convey the intricate subtleties of my secrets by use of the written medium. This requires face to... uhhhhh.... FACE interaction. This is scary. When I read your reply and got to the bit where you say "face to... uhhhhh" I had a momentary vision of a lady placing her face close to a man's .... er naughty bits! And briefly I had a period of uncontrollable excitement at the thought! <goes red with embarrassment> Ahem. Who is to say that is not what I meant? Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 8:49:28 AM)
Dear Cali... know anyone in the UK I can blow for a job? signed: impatient

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 8:53:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop know anyone in the UK I can blow for a job? Unfortunately no. My job-blowing-contacts are strictly in the US. Cali

adrian28 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 8:53:45 AM)
Sighs and wishes he owned a business in the UK.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m14.gif[/image]

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 8:59:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop know anyone in the UK I can blow for a job? Unfortunately no. My job-blowing-contacts are strictly in the US. Cali well, shithelldamn. Adrian......... you SLUT!! LOL

adrian28 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 9:02:49 AM)
Guilty as charged!![sm=hello.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 9:19:54 AM)
snort

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 2:06:54 PM)
Dear Cali, Can a woman contract the flu from swallowing after giving a blowjob? ~ WrongSwollenGlands

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 2:17:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Can a woman contract the flu from swallowing after giving a blowjob? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the influenza virus lives in the warm, moist environment of the respiratory tract, not the warm, moist environment of the reproductive tract. So the answer is no. Unless it was a typo and your question was really, "can a woman contract followthru from swallowing" in which case, the answer is yes. Cali

nohalo -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/16/2008 2:22:36 PM)
Dear Cali, I am leaving in the morning for 10 days with the man. I am having trouble deciding what clothes to pack. Any advice? subsuzy

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