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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 2:30:35 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,
i'm going to meet some CM friends Friday night...one of them has just undergone a rather interesting dye job very, very, red...roy g biv red...should i do a drastic dye job in solidarity?  Or just throw lots of sparklies at her and reassure her that she is still fabulous with amazing green eyes, and a good heart as well.?
~phatslutinybor

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 2:49:50 PM   
cjan


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali...

know anyone in the UK I can blow for a job?

signed:

impatient


I don't think you need a work permit to "give" blowjobs in the U.K. But, they can be funny over there, so...I dunno.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 3:37:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: nohalo
I am leaving in the morning for 10 days with the man.  I am having trouble deciding what clothes to pack.  Any advice? 


Bwah hah hah hah hahhhhhhhh.  What makes you think you'll need clothes?

Cali
(and say hi to R for me - I'm all about distraction)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 3:45:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
Blah blah scary dye job... Or just throw lots of sparklies at her and reassure her that she is still fabulous with amazing green eyes, and a good heart as well.?


Sparklies.  There is no other solution. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 3:48:22 PM   
nohalo


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Status: offline 		Will do!!  I've never gone away for 10 days with just an overnight bag!!  Silly me, I should have remembered that from last time. 

WooHoo.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 5:40:12 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Dear Cali,
i'm going to meet some CM friends Friday night...one of them has just undergone a rather interesting dye job very, very, red...roy g biv red...should i do a drastic dye job in solidarity?  Or just throw lots of sparklies at her and reassure her that she is still fabulous with amazing green eyes, and a good heart as well.?
~phatslutinybor



Friday? I thought it was Saturday?  19th, right? (or are you planning to go to Ybor with someone else, you slut??) *grin*


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 7:04:20 PM   
lronitulstahp


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Dear Cali,
i'm going to meet some CM friends Friday night...one of them has just undergone a rather interesting dye job very, very, red...roy g biv red...should i do a drastic dye job in solidarity?  Or just throw lots of sparklies at her and reassure her that she is still fabulous with amazing green eyes, and a good heart as well.?
~phatslutinybor



Friday? I thought it was Saturday?  19th, right? (or are you planning to go to Ybor with someone else, you slut??) *grin*

Saturday... now where the hell is Gwyn?  i'm bringing out the big guns...and she better not flake on us...
* big guns are my tits....found a fantastic top...woohoo!!!!   f course GT YOU are a fantastic top as well Woohoo!!!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 7:05:28 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:05:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
Blah blah scary dye job... Or just throw lots of sparklies at her and reassure her that she is still fabulous with amazing green eyes, and a good heart as well.?


Sparklies.  There is no other solution. 

Cali



Iron - amazingly, whilst the scary colour would be a disaster in a lesser mortal and whilst first sight causes a sharp intake of breath, actually with GT it makes bugger all difference; she remains GT. Is not a problem.

And Cali - what wonderful advice; and it didn't begin with "b". I salute you.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:07:04 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Yeah well, SunDude, what can I say?  I'm going all soft and sweet now.

Cali
(now he's pondering whether I'm serious or... not)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:10:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Yeah well, SunDude, what can I say?  I'm going all soft and sweet now.

Cali
(now he's pondering whether I'm serious or... not)



Nah - you've been soft and sweet from the first day I met you kid - the joy is there's sarcasm (witty sarcasm) and wisdom laid on top too.

(now she's wondering how serious I am)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:17:00 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I've been talking with a fellow (notice I didn't say the "n" word this time, lol) and I think I just got invited to a dungeon party Saturday after this.  Any suggestions on what to wear?

Curious observer who doesn't own any lifestyle clothes in CA

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:38:34 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
I've been talking with a fellow (notice I didn't say the "n" word this time, lol) and I think I just got invited to a dungeon party Saturday after this.  Any suggestions on what to wear?


Well, I've never been to Passive Arts, but rumor has it that it is a "dress up and be seen" kind of place.  You may wish to send a PM to Stephann and Charlotte, or to cherry (although I haven't seen her online lately).  I believe they have all been there.

If I were going to a dungeon party and had nothing spectacular, I would probably go with a black skirt and top, some faboo black lace panties or a thong (if you're a thong-type of girl), that sort of thing.  I would hit thrift stores and the like and see what they have in lace.

Oh... I have a very nice, lined, black suede skirt that is in very good shape that has been too small for me for, oh... forEVER.  I can measure it when I get home and send you the specs to see if it will fit you, and if so, you can have it.  Oh, and I'm pretty sure I have a black suede vest too. That would be hawt with no shirt under it.

Cali
(Two posts in a row, no mention of blowjobs.  Go figure.)



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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:48:11 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
I've been talking with a fellow (notice I didn't say the "n" word this time, lol) and I think I just got invited to a dungeon party Saturday after this.  Any suggestions on what to wear?


Oh... I have a very nice, lined, black suede skirt that is in very good shape that has been too small for me for, oh... forEVER.  I can measure it when I get home and send you the specs to see if it will fit you, and if so, you can have it.  Oh, and I'm pretty sure I have a black suede vest too. That would be hawt with no shirt under it.

Cali
(Two posts in a row, no mention of blowjobs.  Go figure.)



Oooh, really?  That would be so kind of you, if it does fit. 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:48:15 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I have a question Dear Cali (note correct spelling please)
Who did you blow to get that cool title? And what bribes do you demand to share your secret.
Inquiring subs want to know.

Signed

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:48:59 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Since you seem to be giving away your wardrobe, can I have your faboo black lace panties when you are, ummm, done with them ?


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:52:12 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP
Who did you blow to get that cool title? And what bribes do you demand to share your secret.  Inquiring subs want to know.


Alas, I have been sworn to secrecy. 

Cali
(mumble mumble something about mumble mumble thrust upon us)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:52:55 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 4:53:28 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: cjan
Since you seem to be giving away your wardrobe, can I have your faboo black lace panties when you are, ummm, done with them ?


The short answer:  No.
The long answer:  They must be earned.  No, I'm not going to tell you how.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 5:09:56 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali..

are you feeling ok? thats several posts without mention of the B word.....

Concerned in Fl


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