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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 5:11:22 PM

cjan

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Ok, Cali. You drive a hard bargain but, I will send you a pair of my manly shorts for your faboo black lace knickers. I hope that's what you meant by "earn them"...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/17/2008 7:35:11 PM

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Bzzztttt! Wrong answer, cj, strike one.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 12:47:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali..

are you feeling ok? thats several posts without mention of the B word.....

Concerned in Fl

I think we have a crisis here Concerned - you've put your finger on a serious problem. I know you're not exactly close to Calif and you're actually busy this weekend but you're nearer than me; do you think you should just pop round to her place and check everything's OK?

I think we can be sure it's the real Cali (dry wit, pithy responses etc) but it's worrying that the central theme has shifted. Are we looking at illness perhaps or merely a fundamental reassessment of life's meaning by our mentor?

Of course it could herald a new era of the CM central advisory resource; an opportunity to ask advice on a wider range of problems whose solution might not just be the "b" word. With keen interest one needs to watch this space.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 4:43:50 AM

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I think we should send out a rescue squad...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 9:47:21 AM

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As long as they bring floggers and paddles, I'll resist just enough so they can feel they've rescued me.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 9:49:14 AM

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Oh... I have a very nice, lined, black suede skirt that is in very good shape that has been too small for me for, oh... forEVER. I can measure it when I get home and send you the specs to see if it will fit you, and if so, you can have it. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I have a black suede vest too. That would be hawt with no shirt under it.

Okay, the afore-mentioned black skirt and vest is on its way to dream. If they don't fit, I'll have her send them back and then offer them up to someone else who would make good use of them.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 10:15:06 AM

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HELP NEEDED PLEASE

Probably for this and this and this and this and this

Sounds huge fun

GT is organising a party. A rescue party - can you help? Will you give of your time to join in?

The aim is to rescue Cali, so this is a very worthy cause - from what she needs rescue is frankly uncertain (a dragon? surely Cali not a virgin. From herself? surely no need. From a fate worse than death? surely Cali would embrace that with open legs).

Whatever the rescue-from thing, it all sounds like great fun and not in the least bit dangerous.

Floggers and paddles will be provided (although it helps if you can bring your own) and GT will arrange training for those unfamiliar with their use, so subs welcome as well as doms.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 10:33:16 AM

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<-- fake look of concern

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 11:09:55 AM

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quote:

from what she needs rescue is frankly uncertain (a dragon? surely Cali not a virgin.

At our last congress, we Dragons voted unanamously to abandon the whole nothing but virgins schlep. Too many of us were starving.

So rescue from a Dragon? A distinct possibility.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 11:13:24 AM

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<-- Doubly fake look of concern. Do I at least get to be ravished before being rescued?

And I'm sure there's something that I'm a virgin for...

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 11:16:06 AM

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Of course dear lady. I myself, will play the "villianous dragon". Perhaps after I've had my way with you, I'll allow rescue attempts.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:08:21 PM

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So Cali's going to be rescued by dragons from rescue attempts. Fireplay, being eaten, so far, so good.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:17:02 PM

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Dear Cali,

What do you think about involving peanut butter with oral sex...you know, a little flavour? Definitely not the chunky kind...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:17:42 PM

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<-- If I keep looking more and more concerned, does it get more, uh, MORE?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:18:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
What do you think about involving peanut butter with oral sex...you know, a little flavour? Definitely not the chunky kind...

Sorry, reminds me of bad jokes and canines (and not the kind in your mouth). I'm not a foodie kind of sex girl.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:20:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Sorry, reminds me of bad jokes and canines (and not the kind in your mouth). I'm not a foodie kind of sex girl.

Cali

Silly! I meant in general!

[Besides, you're not exactly my little bitch...]

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:21:12 PM

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Much,much more dear lady. I'm just gettin fired up! No pun intended.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:23:38 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

quote:

Sorry, reminds me of bad jokes and canines (and not the kind in your mouth). I'm not a foodie kind of sex girl.

Silly! I meant in general! [Besides, you're not exactly my little bitch...]

If you want to dip your... uhhhh... STICK in peanut butter all the more power to you. Licking that much peanut butter would probably nauseate me. Uhhh, wait a minute, that would imply I know how big your STICK is. Well fiddlefuck.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:28:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

If you want to dip your... uhhhh... STICK in peanut butter all the more power to you. Licking that much peanut butter would probably nauseate me. Uhhh, wait a minute, that would imply I know how big your STICK is. Well fiddlefuck.

Cali

Hmm, good point. That could be just as bad as using chunky!

[Oh, and if you really need to know how softly I walk, there's a certain someone who has photographic evidence...]

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:54:53 PM

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quote:

<-- If I keep looking more and more concerned, does it get more, uh, MORE?

Cali

Of course it gets more MORE. But you'll have to work at it.
May I quote you? "First Class Air Fare"

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