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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 2:57:27 PM   
DDraigeuraid


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 4:11:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
Of course it gets more MORE.  But you'll have to work at it.  May I quote you?  "First Class Air Fare"


You seriously think I'm going to pay for my own ravish and rescue mission?  Ha ha ha ha ha.  Y'all can blow each other. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 4:45:06 PM   
DDraigeuraid


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Status: offline 		Nah, can't bend that far.  It would not be as enjoyable as having your lucious lips....
Besides, have you ever seen a volcano up close?  Not to worry, that isn't the kind of fireplay I had in mind.
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 4:50:36 PM   
Lumus


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You seriously think I'm going to pay for my own ravish and rescue mission?


Doesn't everyone, sooner or later?   And not just wif moolah, shpanklette.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 4:54:47 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali:
I've got a raging headache.  My ears are still plugged from the flight.  I know giving a blowjob would fix everything, but he's over 3000 miles away.
What do I do?


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 6:08:15 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
Besides, have you ever seen a volcano up close? 


Nope.  And I never got anywhere with my "Where should I go on vacation this year" thread.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 6:09:24 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lumus

quote:

You seriously think I'm going to pay for my own ravish and rescue mission?

Doesn't everyone, sooner or later?   And not just wif moolah, shpanklette.


Sometimes the value of the service received far outweighs the stated value of the coin.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 6:13:19 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I've got a raging headache.  My ears are still plugged from the flight.  I know giving a blowjob would fix everything, but he's over 3000 miles away. What do I do?


I'm sure if you ask nicely, or even not-so-nicely, you will find no shortage of volunteers willing to help alleviate your dire, painful symptoms.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 6:18:53 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 6:39:00 PM   
sunshinemiss


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*Edited cause I wrote something almost gross....

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 8:14:06 PM   
DDraigeuraid


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Nope.  And I never got anywhere with my "Where should I go on vacation this year" thread.

Cali



Sunshine, warm ocean, great beaches, a volcano (the most active in the world)...and a Dragon to ravish you.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 8:43:00 PM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

i am a lowly sub on CM and i get so many cmails from "doms"...they tell me i'm wonderful and at the same time, the devil incarnate....what should i ever believe?   am i an angel or satan himself?  fuckthenonbelieversyoustupidcunt!  oh, ahem, i'm sorry...what were we saying?

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He's the "boom" overwhelming...

He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 8:58:59 PM   
adrian28


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Status: offline 		Dear lady, you are both. And we wouldn't have it any other way! Now we would have you in several ways.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 9:09:43 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Dear Cali,
I think I'm coming down with something serious.  Worse than the flu, worse than chickenpocks.  Worse than strepthroat, even.  Is there any known cure for posting in the CM forums?

Sick in CM-land

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 10:22:04 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1
am i an angel or satan himself? 


The magic 8-ball says: 

I think that means both. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 10:23:23 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
Is there any known cure for posting in the CM forums?


Oh, this one is almost too easy.  More blowjobs.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 10:24:10 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali:

chestnut or bright red?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 10:27:04 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
Sunshine, warm ocean, great beaches, a volcano (the most active in the world)...and a Dragon to ravish you.


Ermmmmm, is that a dead body under the bed?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 10:28:05 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
chestnut or bright red?


Chestnut.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/18/2008 10:41:03 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		light or medium?  (I'm SO clueless about these things...)

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