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DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 2:57:27 PM)

And may I say to all friends, It's Aloha Friday!!!

Dragon




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 4:11:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
Of course it gets more MORE.  But you'll have to work at it.  May I quote you?  "First Class Air Fare"


You seriously think I'm going to pay for my own ravish and rescue mission?  Ha ha ha ha ha.  Y'all can blow each other.  [:'(]

Cali




DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 4:45:06 PM)

Nah, can't bend that far.  It would not be as enjoyable as having your lucious lips....
Besides, have you ever seen a volcano up close?  Not to worry, that isn't the kind of fireplay I had in mind.
Dragon




Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 4:50:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You seriously think I'm going to pay for my own ravish and rescue mission?


Doesn't everyone, sooner or later? [8D]  And not just wif moolah, shpanklette.




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 4:54:47 PM)

Dear Cali:
I've got a raging headache.  My ears are still plugged from the flight.  I know giving a blowjob would fix everything, but he's over 3000 miles away.
What do I do?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 6:08:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
Besides, have you ever seen a volcano up close? 


Nope.  And I never got anywhere with my "Where should I go on vacation this year" thread.

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 6:09:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

quote:

You seriously think I'm going to pay for my own ravish and rescue mission?

Doesn't everyone, sooner or later? [8D]  And not just wif moolah, shpanklette.


Sometimes the value of the service received far outweighs the stated value of the coin.

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 6:13:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I've got a raging headache.  My ears are still plugged from the flight.  I know giving a blowjob would fix everything, but he's over 3000 miles away. What do I do?


I'm sure if you ask nicely, or even not-so-nicely, you will find no shortage of volunteers willing to help alleviate your dire, painful symptoms.

Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 6:18:53 PM)

Hmmmm..... *looks around*




sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 6:39:00 PM)

Welcome to my world, honey.

*Edited cause I wrote something almost gross....




DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 8:14:06 PM)

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Nope.  And I never got anywhere with my "Where should I go on vacation this year" thread.

Cali



Sunshine, warm ocean, great beaches, a volcano (the most active in the world)...and a Dragon to ravish you.

Dragon




christine1 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 8:43:00 PM)

Dear Cali,

i am a lowly sub on CM and i get so many cmails from "doms"...they tell me i'm wonderful and at the same time, the devil incarnate....what should i ever believe?   am i an angel or satan himself?  fuckthenonbelieversyoustupidcunt!  oh, ahem, i'm sorry...what were we saying?

-confusedandsubmissivetoallimeanallitellya!




adrian28 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 8:58:59 PM)

Dear lady, you are both. And we wouldn't have it any other way! Now we would have you in several ways.[sm=crop.gif][sm=bust.gif]




dreamofthemoon -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 9:09:43 PM)

(*hears the song "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks playing in the background* [:D])

Dear Cali,
I think I'm coming down with something serious.  Worse than the flu, worse than chickenpocks.  Worse than strepthroat, even.  Is there any known cure for posting in the CM forums?

Sick in CM-land




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 10:22:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1
am i an angel or satan himself? 


The magic 8-ball says:  [sm=angel.gif]

I think that means both. 

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 10:23:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
Is there any known cure for posting in the CM forums?


Oh, this one is almost too easy.  More blowjobs.

Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 10:24:10 PM)

Dear Cali:

chestnut or bright red?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 10:27:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
Sunshine, warm ocean, great beaches, a volcano (the most active in the world)...and a Dragon to ravish you.


Ermmmmm, is that a dead body under the bed?

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 10:28:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
chestnut or bright red?


Chestnut.

Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 10:41:03 PM)

light or medium?  (I'm SO clueless about these things...)




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