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mzbehavin -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 3:09:38 PM)
Dear Cali~ Tonite there is a local Fetish Ball. I really want to go but only my vanilla girlfriend can come with me. Am i bad to not tell her exactly what we're going to? When i told her there was a fashion show at Mad Myrna's, she informed me the location was a gay bar in the big city. ( I dont get out much) So i said. Well i think theres going to be allot of leather and and stuff there. She goes, O yeah i bet, lol. Poor girl. Think she will know a Dom if shes sees one? She thinks only gay men will be there. Is this consensual?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 3:45:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I'll have you know that I have finesse up the ass. As far as the "touching: thang goes... yea, ok, you have point. grumbles Cjan, honey, most people put Finesse in their hair. You know, lather, rinse, etc. Why you are inserting shampoo rectally, well, I'm pretty sure that I don't want to know. I'm thinking it would make a mess in your shorts. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 3:47:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mzbehavin She thinks only gay men will be there. Is this consensual? No. Cali

awakenednj -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 6:43:16 PM)
Dear Cali- I have actually damaged myself while being overzealous with a blow job... and now I may not be able to give another one for a month... what do I do? Is there any possible substitute just to get me by? mymouthhurts

adrian28 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 6:44:20 PM)
This is horrible!! there must be an answer!

awakenednj -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 6:52:55 PM)
I certainly hope there is an answer! Thank you for your sympathy!

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 7:29:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: awakenednj I have actually damaged myself while being overzealous with a blow job... and now I may not be able to give another one for a month... what do I do? Is there any possible substitute just to get me by? Yes, but the instructions are written on a very tiny piece of paper that I dropped on the floor. Perhaps you should bend over and pick it up. Naked. Cali

awakenednj -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 5:12:23 AM)
:::blinks innocently::: Don't know how naked would help, but if Cali says so... ::strips and begins searching:::

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 2:09:39 PM)
whispers... some times they likes your feet instead of your mouth... kind of like bookends... i read it somewhere. in a book about jobs - blow, hand, foot... shrugs... goes back to doing my TMJ exercises to get in practice for next week and the big bad USA

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 2:13:42 PM)
Dear Cali... The hair experiment seems to have mostly succeeded :) But I cant get my cheap-ass, POS camera to DL the pics to my computer. not looking for advice here, just lettin ya know :)

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 2:19:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop The hair experiment seems to have mostly succeeded :) But I cant get my cheap-ass, POS camera to DL the pics to my computer. not looking for advice here, just lettin ya know :) I'm glad the hair thing went well. If not, I was going to point out the fact that apparently, CJ stores Finesse shampoo in his rectum, and I'm pretty sure he's a switch (and I'm too lazy to go double-check), so you could have some sort of hair-care sexual play-thing date if you wanted. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 2:59:18 PM)
But I haven't got any black,lacy knickers...LOL

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 3:10:38 PM)
He's willing to pay for those. Next excuse? [;)] Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 3:15:29 PM)
:D Well, he IS in the same part of the world.... LOL

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 5:07:48 PM)
Thanks for pimping me out, Cali. Your cut will be in the mail.

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 5:11:47 PM)
DEar Cali..make sure you have a no-return policy in place..LMAO!! Cj... I actually work close to the water.. bring that boat on up ;)

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 5:58:24 PM)
Cool, GT. I have a lot of, ummm, tackle and line onboard. I'm sure we'll think of some ways to keep us occupied.

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 6:00:28 PM)
ooh ooh!! I remember from my sailing trip in Mexico.. LINE means ROPE!!

awakenednj -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 6:12:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss whispers... some times they likes your feet instead of your mouth... kind of like bookends... i read it somewhere. in a book about jobs - blow, hand, foot... shrugs... goes back to doing my TMJ exercises to get in practice for next week and the big bad USA I meant something to get ME by.... Sir is taken care of...

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 6:28:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop ooh ooh!! I remember from my sailing trip in Mexico.. LINE means ROPE!! Exactly re line... Also, lots of fun things to do on a sailboat, i.e., keelhauling, plank walking, tying/being tied to the bowsprit under full sail (wheeeeee), flogging the crew, spinnaker flying, etc.... However, the black lace knickers, thigh high leather boots and eye patch are a must, and non-negotiable.

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