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cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 10:55:30 PM)
Dear Cali, I have an, ummm, friend, ya , that's it... a friend who seems to be obsessed with scoring some hot chick's "faboo black lace panties/knickers". He wanders around muttering this all day/night. It's affecting the poor lad's health, and, frankly, my sanity. How do you suggest I help my friend ( hopefully, to score said pantaloons )? And, please, don't tell me to blow him, I'm not into that brodeo stuff. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/brush.gif[/image]

adrian28 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 10:57:14 PM)
I'm more interested in th owner of said lacy treasure!

DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 11:37:59 PM)
quote: Ermmmmm, is that a dead body under the bed? Cali Certainly not. I only enjoy live, squirming, panting bodies. No "let's go down to the morgue and have a cold one" philosophy. Dragon

DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/18/2008 11:41:27 PM)
And since everyone else is prolly in bed by now, think I'll curl up with a Calvin and Hobbes book I borrowed. Nite all. Dragon

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 5:03:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid quote: Nope. And I never got anywhere with my "Where should I go on vacation this year" thread. Cali Sunshine, warm ocean, great beaches, a volcano (the most active in the world)...and a Dragon to ravish you. Dragon Wait, am I getting ravished by a Dragon, my name being the first thing there and all? hmmmmm? ooooooo. Interpret to your own advantage I always say.

KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 6:02:41 AM)
well while he's ravishing you, sunshine - i'm taking off with his calvin and hobbes! just keep him occupied til i'm done, please!

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 7:11:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop light or medium? (I'm SO clueless about these things...) Medium. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 7:16:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid And since everyone else is prolly in bed by now, think I'll curl up with a Calvin and Hobbes book I borrowed. Nite all. Oh my god. You really know how to whisper sweet nothings to a girl, don't you? I have a number of C&H books, and a couple of years ago I got the complete set - three big hardbacks in a case. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 7:17:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I have an, ummm, friend, ya , that's it... a friend who seems to be obsessed with scoring some hot chick's "faboo black lace panties/knickers". He wanders around muttering this all day/night. It's affecting the poor lad's health, and, frankly, my sanity. How do you suggest I help my friend ( hopefully, to score said pantaloons )? And, please, don't tell me to blow him, I'm not into that brodeo stuff. Well, has he tried asking the girl? I would "take one for the team" if I could, but I don't own any black lace panties. Or you could just go to Walmart and plunk down $5 or so and buy a pair and tell him they are hers. Cali

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 8:13:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I have an, ummm, friend, ya , that's it... a friend who seems to be obsessed with scoring some hot chick's "faboo black lace panties/knickers". He wanders around muttering this all day/night. It's affecting the poor lad's health, and, frankly, my sanity. How do you suggest I help my friend ( hopefully, to score said pantaloons )? And, please, don't tell me to blow him, I'm not into that brodeo stuff. Well, has he tried asking the girl? I would "take one for the team" if I could, but I don't own any black lace panties. Or you could just go to Walmart and plunk down $5 or so and buy a pair and tell him they are hers. Cali I was gonna say that this post was from a Cali imposter, but, just to be sure, I checked back and found quote: Cali quote: If I were going to a dungeon party and had nothing spectacular, I would probably go with a black skirt and top, some faboo black lace panties or a thong (if you're a thong-type of girl), that sort of thing. I would hit thrift stores and the like and see what they have in lace. I now realize you, Cali, didn't claim to own such an undergarment, blah, blah, etc.. Further, many chicks just don't grok the panty fetish thang. What good is a brand new, or freshly laundered panty . eh ? Yes, having made such a request in the past, I received a freshly laundered pair. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/banghead.gif[/image] I know it's still early on a Sat. morning out there, Cali, and you prolly haven't had your caffeine ration yet, so, I will cut you some slack this time. Sheeeesh...

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 8:31:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I now realize you, Cali, didn't claim to own such an undergarment, blah, blah, etc.. I was wondering how long it was going to take for you to realize that. LOL. quote: Further, many chicks just don't grok the panty fetish thang. What good is a brand new, or freshly laundered panty . eh ? I know it's still early on a Sat. morning out there, Cali, and you prolly haven't had your caffeine ration yet, so, I will cut you some slack this time. Sheeeesh... Yes my fine friend, I have been too lazy to make coffee this morning, hoping diet pepsi max would suffice, but I think that was an error in judgment. I didn't think I had to spell it out, but you could always buy the lace panties, talk some chick into wearing them, and then giving them to your *friend. We ARE still talking about your friend*, right? Cali

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 9:07:32 AM)
Cali, dear, how about if I send you the $, you pick a pair of your choice, season them properly and send them to me for forwarding to my kinky friend ?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 9:15:26 AM)
Sorry CJ, I require a bit more schmoozing and finesse than that. If only for a moment, I'd like to feel a little more special than negotiations for ham at the deli counter. Cali

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 9:33:56 AM)
And here all along I had the impression you preferred blackmail. Sheeesh,women... I can see you are a hard girl to talk out of her knickers, Cali. And I also thought , due to a post of yours in another thread, that you might find the idea of "anonymous" postal sex appealing. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/mop.gif[/image]

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 11:04:18 AM)
Some people have finesse even when they resort to blackmail. As far as anonymous postal sex... one of the very few requirements I have is that I actually get TOUCHED (and not by me). Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 11:15:11 AM)
Dear Cali... I did my hair, with medium brown (they didn't have chestnut). It's still wet, so I dont know how's going to look..should I be frightened?

lronitulstahp -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 11:17:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Dear Cali... I did my hair, with medium brown (they didn't have chestnut). It's still wet, so I dont know how's going to look..should I be frightened? Dear Cali...should i be frightened???? i have to meet a friend fresh off a bad dye job which may or may not be corrected. All the while wondering if i should bring up how cute Riff...i mean err, her SO is.... ~phatslutinybor

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 11:28:10 AM)
Dear hair people: Being frightened will have no effect on the outcome of the new hair hue. So just grab a glass of wine and chill. When it's done, it's done. And if the SO dumps you for having weird hair, well, I'm sure someone else will come along to console him... uh... YOU, yes, someone will console YOU. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 12:10:42 PM)
Dear Cali... the SO actually LIKES the red hair... but as someone pointed out, in looking for a job in the UK, the bright red isnt really helpful... Iron.. I'll send ya a pic so you can see what happened...LOL

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/19/2008 2:38:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Some people have finesse even when they resort to blackmail. As far as anonymous postal sex... one of the very few requirements I have is that I actually get TOUCHED (and not by me). Cali I'll have you know that I have finesse up the ass. As far as the "touching: thang goes... yea, ok, you have point. grumbles

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