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GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 3:34:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

*wanders in*

Don't mind me.  Just here to steal some of Cali's underwear.

Preferably used.

*pokes about*




Dammit, Lumus.I'm tryin to make a living here!




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 3:36:50 PM)

Dats mo' bettah. Cummm to CJ, Cali. Oh, yea, I forgot...I must come to you, right ? That's okie. See how flexable a Switch can be ?




Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 3:37:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dammit, Lumus.I'm tryin to make a living here!


Sell your panties, luv, you'll make a killing!

"Twenny dollah, make yoo hollah..."

Although apparently christine will not be able to blow her nose into anyone's underwear in public...





cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 9:02:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I cannot believe that I am admitting this.  I should be shot.  I understand the seasoned panty thang.

Cali




I'm sure you won't mind if I bump this, Cali. You are twuely a one of a kind girly. *Sniffs*

Let me know if you want a panty pimp. It's alotta work, actually.( So I hear)




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 9:32:20 PM)

Thanks for the generous offer, but I do badly enough on my own.  I don't need help making things worse. But again, quite generous of you.

Cali




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/26/2008 11:23:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: cjan
Can we still play Goofy spanks Snow White now and then ?


You can spank my white-as-snow ass whenever you like.  [sm=crop.gif]

Cali



Hey!!!  I thought there was an orderly queue here?  <looks at the long line of heads in front of him and the faces behind>

Just cos he's a nice bloke, how come he gets preference?  [sm=river.gif]




christine1 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/26/2008 11:27:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dammit, Lumus.I'm tryin to make a living here!


Sell your panties, luv, you'll make a killing!

"Twenny dollah, make yoo hollah..."

Although apparently christine will not be able to blow her nose into anyone's underwear in public...




gawd Lumus!  that one caught me completely off guard!   (and my fucking guards are up these last few days, i'll tell ya)  a total waste of good french roast, but the laugh was a good pick me upper.  hugs.




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/26/2008 12:16:18 PM)

*smooches Christine cause I'm in the same boat*




DesFIP -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/26/2008 2:42:04 PM)

http://www.mypantystore.com/

Find your highest bidder here.




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/26/2008 2:56:14 PM)

Sorry, Sundowner. I am in the queue here, dude. I'm just in front of you. Did you take a number ?

And, dude, I know you like me but, could you step back a li'l and stop , ummm, prodding me with that, ermmm, thang ? Sheesh.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/26/2008 11:33:22 PM)

Dear Cali,

i bought a new pair of sandals the other day.  Cute slingback espadrilles, open toed, red-checkered pattern on the fabric.  However, since wearing them, i have a nice little blister on my pinky toe that, unfortunately, popped the other day.  Now, it's starting to throb and hurt.  Should i be worried at all?

NotGoin'UnderTheKnife in CA




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/26/2008 11:52:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
i bought a new pair of sandals the other day.  Cute slingback espadrilles, open toed, red-checkered pattern on the fabric.  However, since wearing them, i have a nice little blister on my pinky toe that, unfortunately, popped the other day.  Now, it's starting to throb and hurt.  Should i be worried at all?


Okay, that's not funny.  Stop trying to impersonate parts type people.  Not nice, not nice at all. 
[sm=doghouse.gif]

Cali




dreamofthemoon -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/27/2008 12:00:21 AM)

[&:]

i'm being serious, here...

it hurts, dang it!




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/27/2008 12:21:37 AM)

Okay, FINE!  Tear off a little piece of cotton from a cotton ball, dab a little neosporin on it, and put that on the spot. Then wrap a bandaid around it to hold it on.  The cotton will cushion it so your shoes won't irritate it more.  And wear different shoes until it heals.

Cali




dreamofthemoon -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/27/2008 12:26:19 AM)

D'oh!  Why didn't i think of that?  [8|]  Thank you, Cali.

And yes, i have been wearing different shoes since. [:)]




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/27/2008 12:36:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
D'oh!  Why didn't i think of that?  [8|]  Thank you, Cali.


That's why they pay me the big bucks.

Cali
(well, it would be big bucks if anybody actually paid me)




DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/27/2008 1:06:16 AM)

Here, I'm without my confuser for a couple days, and all hell has broken loose.  What were you thinking cali?  Forget the neosporin, just drop to your knees and give someone a blowjob.  Now was that so hard to figure out?  It won't make your foot feel better, but something will feel better.
Dragon




GimpinDenial -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/27/2008 1:14:40 AM)

Dear Cali...
Lately my brain has been hurtin...
I keep trying to figure out why..but..
Maybe you could help?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/27/2008 8:29:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
What were you thinking cali?  Forget the neosporin, just drop to your knees and give someone a blowjob.  Now was that so hard to figure out?  It won't make your foot feel better, but something will feel better.


I was thinking her toe hurt.  You know, blowjobs are NOT the answer to everything.

Cali


[sm=abducted.gif]  (help!  I've been abducted by aliens!  Look for the pod! Look for the pod!)




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/27/2008 8:32:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

http://www.mypantystore.com/

Find your highest bidder here.


Thanks, Des...

GOD... those are cheap! I thought there was more money to be made..*sigh*




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