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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 2:03:39 PM)

I cannot believe that I am admitting this.  I should be shot.  I understand the seasoned panty thang.

Cali





GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 3:29:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Okay, shall we settle on the low, low introductory price of $49.99?

Cali



I quote your post verbatim.

I then smiled (actually I rolled on the floor in hysterics) at GT's masterly follow up:

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

which currency??


GT has claimed to have no head for biz. Her post gives substance to her claim. (Strangely, it makes her more lovable). So whoever suggested she try the online panty-selling caper should be shot.


You know you love me :)




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 3:55:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


You know you love me :)



What's not to love? And you missed the shooting opportunity.




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 3:58:03 PM)

I know..being at work is distracting..

(I'll get back at ya some other time [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D])




Marysboi -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 9:57:33 AM)

Dear Cali, Thanks for the fun !!
My question is my [sm=anger.gif]Domm has been reading your posting. She " forced me " into getting a blow job..and I liked it..does this mean I secretly wanted it.




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 10:06:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Marysboi
She " forced me " into getting a blow job..and I liked it..does this mean I secretly wanted it.


Not necessarily that you secretly wanted it. But it certainly means that you may want more.  Not that it's a bad thing.

Cali




ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 11:23:18 AM)

Dear cali,
Is there a way to tell in advance if someone you met from CM is going to be a nut case or not?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 1:05:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Is there a way to tell in advance if someone you met from CM is going to be a nut case or not?


Unfortunately, no.  But the less they resemble a squirrel, the better.

Cali




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 2:07:33 PM)

Dear Cali,

How come every time you call me "goofy" I get a boner ?




ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 2:13:12 PM)

Dear cali,
Funny you should mention squirrels.  Squirrels keep jumping on the roof of the screen enclosed pool cage in the back yard.  As I write this, pest control in the back yard is spraying some strange animal urine all over and setting harm free squirrel traps bated with peanut butter.

Do you think the squirrels can tell there have been ‘nuts’ in my house before? 
Is there some way spraying urine could or rubbing peanut butter on ourselves could improve the quality of our social life?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 2:18:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
How come every time you call me "goofy" I get a boner ?


CJ, every time I look in your direction you get a boner.  Either that, or it's your weird Disney fetish.

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 2:19:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist 
Is there some way spraying urine could or rubbing peanut butter on ourselves could improve the quality of our social life?


Well, I'm not going to tell you that your kink is not okay (even though it's not), but if that's what it takes to improve my social life, I'll stay in my room.

Cali




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 2:28:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: cjan
How come every time you call me "goofy" I get a boner ?


CJ, every time I look in your direction you get a boner.  Either that, or it's your weird Disney fetish.

Cali



Awesomely true again , oh fountain of wisdom. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/bowdown.gif[/image]

You are soooo ,toootally inside my head...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/hair.gif[/image]

I've wondered if I could get a job at the Magic KingDom doing massage dressed as Goofy...sigh




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 2:31:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
You are soooo ,toootally inside my head...


Now if you would just totally get inside my... uhhh.... my... uhhhh...

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 2:32:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
I've wondered if I could get a job at the Magic KingDom doing massage dressed as Goofy...sigh


Not with a boner.  They frown on that.

Cali




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 2:55:50 PM)

Dear Cali,

For someone who seems to know me so well, I'm kinda surprised you still speak to me. Therefore, I am emboldened to ask ( not being one who fears commitment , even tho I hate the confinement  and , umm bars), ya wanna go kinda ,sorta steady ? You may still attend your , ummm, tea this weekend, of course.

Breathlessly Yours,
Goofy Boner




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 3:02:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
ya wanna go kinda ,sorta steady ?


Sorry darlin', I don't do switches.  It confuzzles my pretty little headspace. And I would hate to have to armwrestle someone for you. It would be tres embarrassing if I were to lose.

Cali




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 3:12:09 PM)

Crushed once again. It ain't easy bein' a Switch...

I dun thing you grasp the, ummm concept, dear. But, that's ok, that's just FINE. *sobs*

Can we still play Goofy spanks Snow White now and then ?
[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/paddle.gif[/image]






Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 3:20:08 PM)

*wanders in*

Don't mind me.  Just here to steal some of Cali's underwear.

Preferably used.

*pokes about*





CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/25/2008 3:30:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
Can we still play Goofy spanks Snow White now and then ?


You can spank my white-as-snow ass whenever you like.  [sm=crop.gif]

Cali




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