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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 8:53:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I am deeply in love with you.


Well of course you are.

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I am also deeply in love with blondestar; and just one or two other beautiful girls here, too numerous to mention, in a very real and meaningful way.
 

You just keep telling yourself that. 

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fix for all the male profiles on CM (the attractive ones, not the dimdoms) to be mysteriously and unaccountably blocked? Permanently? (Not mine of course). Please let me know if money needs to change hands.


Why of course sweetheart, it's already done.  Only you and I can see everybody, all the rest are blocked.  I take paypal.

Cali




purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:07:05 AM)

Dear Cali,

A weal twue UberDom once told me that I have excellent phone skills.  I told him in reply that I always did give good phone.  He laughed at me and hurt my feelings.  How long should it take to "get over it"?

phonebitch




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:20:29 AM)

Dear Cali,

Someone told me I should start an internet business.  Should I start selling panties?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:22:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
A weal twue UberDom once told me that I have excellent phone skills.  I told him in reply that I always did give good phone.  He laughed at me and hurt my feelings.  How long should it take to "get over it"?


About as long as it takes to dial Adrian's phone number.

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:23:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Someone told me I should start an internet business.  Should I start selling panties?


Sure.  Make sure you charge more for the ones that are "seasoned."

Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:25:45 AM)

Dear Cali..

any idea of what the going rates are?




adrian28 -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:26:56 AM)

About as long as it takes to dial Adrian's phone number.

Cali
Thanx Cali!




subtee -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:30:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali,

Someone told me I should start an internet business.  Should I start selling panties?
  [Emphasis added]

"Panties?" What's that? Is it a form of pantee? I am often a "panter," but I don't get this panties thing...




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:31:44 AM)

undergarments, tee.. if you wear them, long enough to get a scent on them, there are guys that will actually PAY for them!

(ok, I dont get it either...)




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:32:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
any idea of what the going rates are?


I dunno.  I would hope my panties would be worth three digits to the left of the decimal point.  American dollars. 

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:33:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: adrian28
Thanx Cali!


You're welcome Stud.  (I take paypal)

Cali




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 9:53:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

undergarments, tee.. if you wear them, long enough to get a scent on them, there are guys that will actually PAY for them!

(ok, I dont get it either...)


I must say, this attitude, if one can call it that, has always puzzled me. That is, that many, if not most, women don't get the , ummmm, charm /eroticism of seasoned panties. It seems, that even ladies who love ladies are immune to these delicious pheremones. I dunno, mebee it's a Venus/Mars thang.

Maybe it's a guy thing. Perhaps men, at least many of us, are just more olfactory. For example, I enjoy smelling my food. Certain scents ( rarely perfumes) can make me perfectly ecstatic. It's also a fool proof way of checking if something has gone bad in the fridge. I know, many women find this practice "gross:. Again, I don't get it. It also helps one to identify what that substance is that's stuck to the bottom of one's shoe. Very useful sense.

P.S. Cali, triple digits put one outside the market price. Stick to mid double digits and go for volume, dear.And, of course, provide quality products delivered in ziplock bags ( to provide, ummm, freshness) to build a loyal customer base. You'll be smokong cigars and wearing pinky rings in no time.




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 10:14:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
any idea of what the going rates are?


I dunno.  I would hope my panties would be worth three digits to the left of the decimal point.  American dollars. 

Cali



Dear Cali.. with my recent trip, and my experience with the exchange rate.. might I suggest going with either the Euro or GBP? 

(think $80.00 USD got 37 GBP)




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 10:16:52 AM)

Okay, shall we settle on the low, low introductory price of $49.99?

Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 10:18:37 AM)

which currency??




purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 12:10:48 PM)

Dear Cali,

Hillary Clinton won the primary election in PA yesterday.  Do you think she gives blowjobs?


Sincerly,
girl with a blue dress




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 1:24:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
Hillary Clinton won the primary election in PA yesterday.  Do you think she gives blowjobs?


Dear Monica:

If she did, do you think her husband would have been playing "hide the cigar" with you?

Cali




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 1:31:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Okay, shall we settle on the low, low introductory price of $49.99?

Cali



I quote your post verbatim.

I then smiled (actually I rolled on the floor in hysterics) at GT's masterly follow up:

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

which currency??


GT has claimed to have no head for biz. Her post gives substance to her claim. (Strangely, it makes her more lovable). So whoever suggested she try the online panty-selling caper should be shot.




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 1:44:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

undergarments, tee.. if you wear them, long enough to get a scent on them, there are guys that will actually PAY for them!

(ok, I dont get it either...)


I must say, this attitude, if one can call it that, has always puzzled me. That is, that many, if not most, women don't get the , ummmm, charm /eroticism of seasoned panties. It seems, that even ladies who love ladies are immune to these delicious pheremones. I dunno, mebee it's a Venus/Mars thang.

Maybe it's a guy thing. Perhaps men, at least many of us, are just more olfactory. For example, I enjoy smelling my food. Certain scents ( rarely perfumes) can make me perfectly ecstatic. It's also a fool proof way of checking if something has gone bad in the fridge.


 

I'm very much with you cjan. I like to spend as much time as possible up close and comfortable with girls' pussies and ooooh the delicious scent of a lady is incomparably beautiful.

But in all my experience (and boldly I do claim some experience in this area) I have never thought of it as "a fool proof way of checking if something has gone bad in the fridge". But hey - if ever I come across a suspect pussy (leave it - I was there before you), into the fridge it will go. Sorry cjan, but that was one of those wonderful spluttering moments (this time luckily with no coffee - the keyboard says thanks).

[sm=rofl.gif]




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/23/2008 1:55:54 PM)

Must be that British humor thing, SD...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/lame.gif[/image]




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