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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/28/2008 5:38:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Truth be told faery, I don't have such a great track record. So I don't know that I would be taking advice from me on this, if you get my drift.

Cali


You have a track record...?

*pictures Cali jogging on the track...topless...*

[What?]



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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/28/2008 6:26:45 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/28/2008 6:29:33 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/28/2008 6:33:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

Blackened eyes just make you look sexier...it's like sloppy waterproof mascara.




the Courtney Love /Tammy Faye look?


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/28/2008 6:34:50 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/28/2008 6:52:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

the Courtney Love /Tammy Faye look?


Well, they are whores...



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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/28/2008 7:10:48 PM   
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Lumus
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ORIGINAL: everhope

i need a deeper level of intimacy for anal.


I would have thought so, too.  Ah, the things you learn in prison.

There was no privacy; I never did get kissed afterwards...

WHY WON'T THEY CALL ME?!?!?!

*sobs*


I certainly hope I'm not out of order here, Cali,( and Lumus) but, the lad's anguish breaks my heart and I thought, perhaps, in his anguish, Lumus inadvertently posted in the wrong thread, forgetting that only YOU have the answers to such heart rending issues.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/28/2008 7:22:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		True... I bet they would have kissed him if he'd given better blowjobs.  Share the... uhhhh... cream of the crop, so to speak.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/29/2008 2:15:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I'm thinking of inventing a portable strap device to act as a harness or 'seat belt' for those who like to, err, view the driver's happy place a bit closer up.  What would you suggest in regards to quality/safety testing?

~ BlownAwayOnTheFreeway



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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/29/2008 2:26:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus
I'm thinking of inventing a portable strap device to act as a harness or 'seat belt' for those who like to, err, view the driver's happy place a bit closer up.  What would you suggest in regards to quality/safety testing?


So let me get this straight... you want a seatbelt for the chick giving you a blowjob while you're driving? Is that it?  Have you tried one of these:

As far as quality testing goes, I think you should hand that over to me.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/29/2008 2:44:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
Have you tried one of these:


Yup, but da bitch got looped around the brake pedal!

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

As far as quality testing goes, I think you should hand that over to me.

Cali


Hmm-k.  Bear in mind it's me driving, luv...not Sundowner.





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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/29/2008 2:51:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
As far as quality testing goes, I think you should hand that over to me.

Hmm-k.  Bear in mind it's me driving, luv...not Sundowner.


Can you practice a British accent??

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/29/2008 3:05:00 PM   
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Can you practice a British accent??

Cali


Practice...? I'm 3/4 British, luv.  I'm not typing an accent, I'm typing how I talk.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 9:20:12 AM   
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  Dear Cali


Why does shit happen? 


Sadbloke
(who's noticed at least you and me and GT have had broken moments over the last couple of weeks)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 9:27:19 AM   
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There is a thin, simple tome that explains it all.  The original version is in Japanese, and it's written by Taro Gomi.  The title is "Minna Unchi."  Translated to English, it's called "Everybody Poops."  Being a children's book, the simple message is repeated often throughout the book, and that message is, "Everybody eats, so everybody poops."

That, my friend, is why shit happens.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 9:39:21 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 9:51:30 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 10:14:33 AM   
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Excuse me you two - you and your blowjobs! I'm trying to persuade Madame Cali to reveal the secrets of the bloody universe and you're wittering about oral sex!

Dear Cali

Bugger that! Does this mean - since I tend to eat every day more or less - that I will have a shitty life? (We are still talking metaphorical here aren't we?)

Sadbloke

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 12:30:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Why are some nattering nabobs of negativism so shit obsessed when one can just as easily be...I dunno...blowjob obsessed ? Is it a matter of seeing the glass half full/empty ?

I. B. Thinkin2Much


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 1:01:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Bugger that!


Yes, I understand that is a euphemism for exploring the area we are discussing, more or less.

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Does this mean - since I tend to eat every day more or less - that I will have a shitty life? (We are still talking metaphorical here aren't we?)


Darlin', as long as you aren't wallowing in the end product of your intake, you will be fine. 

Cali


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