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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 6:56:33 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Am thinking (and only to myself mind You) that after his 'positive experience' post....He would not have to order women to do anything....Or is it just me? Could it be me?? Could it?? Could it?? Huh?? Huh?? Huh??
Kali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 7:01:46 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Is there anyway blow jobs could help me in my efforts with the “Last one to post wins” thread?


Well of course darlin'.  Order the women to stand in line for the opportunity to worship your glorious manhood with their sensuous wet lips. That takes care of half of the crowd.  The men will be standing around with their mouths hanging open, wondering how in the hell you got the women to stand in line for ya.  There's the other half. 

Then, when everybody is occupied ELSEWHERE, have Greedy run about and change all their computer passwords so they can't log in again.

Cali



wait!!! hey!! dammit!  what if wanna BE in the line??????????

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 7:48:15 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Kalista07
Or is it just me? Could it be me?? Could it?? Could it?? Huh?? Huh?? Huh??


Yes luv, it is just you.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 7:49:55 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
wait!!! hey!! dammit!  what if wanna BE in the line??????????


Greedy my dear, you are first, you are not IN the line.  It is your moans of pleasure, your greedy slurping noises, your loud exclamations of OH MY GODDDDDD that draws the crowd in the first place.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 7:58:08 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		have I mentioned, in passing, of course, that I adore you?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:00:29 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Is there anyway blow jobs could help me in my efforts with the “Last one to post wins” thread?

Well of course darlin'.  Order the women to stand in line for the opportunity to worship your glorious manhood with their sensuous wet lips. That takes care of half of the crowd.  The men will be standing around with their mouths hanging open, wondering how in the hell you got the women to stand in line for ya.  There's the other half. 

Then, when everybody is occupied ELSEWHERE, have Greedy run about and change all their computer passwords so they can't log in again.

Cali


As always, your advice is priceless.  Thank you. 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:02:07 PM   
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Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:03:19 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Deart Cali..if I am busy with blowjobs, will I have TIME to change passwords?

signed,

24 hours is not enough

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:04:43 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Greedy,
It's okay....As much as it pains me...i shall unselfishly give of myself here...i will take a turn at the 'blow job giving' and do my utmost to fill Your shoes....Which i am sure will be nearly impossible to do..
Unselfishly,
Kali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:06:03 PM   
CalifChick


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Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:08:35 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Ok so Kali will be changing passwords,, EXCELLENT!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:11:21 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		DAMN IT!!!! Look people.... a girls got needs here ya know.... Flippin' heck with all the down right trashy perverted mayhem people are writing about on these boards *coughs CD*  *coughs residentsadist* people would think You all would help a girl in need out...But, ohhh that's right...You all have the sexually fulfilling fun and leave me to do the hardwork.
Kali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:13:09 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		first CUM first served, Kali *grins, ducks and runs*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:33:45 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Dear cali,
Will more blow jobs help me avoid posting trashy perverted mayhem?

…or do you think it just takes one truly cali’fragilistic blow job to do the trick?  The kind of blow job where the taste your own cheap mascara fills your mouth because it ran down your cheeks in tears and onto his penetrating shaft.  You were crying because your throat hurts and your cheeks hurt from him slapping your face just hard enough to cause a nice hot burn on your cheeks.  While he is face fucking you and he has your head in his hands, during a pause, you say “come on daddy, drive me like you stole me” … then he uses you and your skull like it’s make it or break it time and he slips his foot in between your legs.  Kneeling there with his cock down your throat and pussy rubbing his leg, you are gasping between strokes to keep air in your lungs.  The mild asphyxiation is heightening your stimulation as his leg rubs your swollen clit.  He keeps pressing his leg against you harder as the rhythm build.  … you are carefully alternating your inhale and exhale with every few strokes but you weren’t prepared, you were so lost in the rhythm between your own legs when suddenly he violently explodes down your throat and you exhale cum out through your nose… 

…wait, what was the question gain?
 
-Kalon Eric

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:49:38 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Okay, seriously....Is there some sign somewhere on CM??? A thread possibly that i haven't seen? Which says, in no uncertain terms that "let's torture Kali" because we all know she ain't gettin' any.....

Sadistic Bastards....The whole lot of ya,
Kali
(the last of the truly innocent)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:53:11 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
…or do you think it just takes one truly cali’fragilistic blow job to do the trick?  The kind of blow job where the taste your own cheap mascara fills your mouth because it ran down your cheeks in tears and onto his ...
 
(snip)
 
...your own legs when suddenly he violently explodes down your throat and you exhale cum out through your nose… 


Well sumbitch!  Obviously I have NOT discovered all the secret spy webcams in my bedroom.  Quit peeping at me, ya big perv!

Cali
(oh god please do it again... and call me)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:54:26 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07
Kali
(the last of the truly innocent)


*cough*  bullshit *cough*

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:58:40 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Dear cali,
Are we allowed 2 questions per customer?  That being a question in itself, my second would be, how could blow jobs, even an unregistered, non copyrighted one torture Kali anymore than if I started putting up a erotic memoirs thread?

Sincerely,
-Kalon Eric
 
P.s.  I tried your advice in the Last One To Post Wins thread,  Thank you again. 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 8:59:05 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		ahem.....oooohhh Cali??? Something caught in Your throat dear?? Geesh!! It's not like any of us don't know what it would be......
Braggert!!!
Kali
{TRULY, the last of the innocent ones}


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 9:08:54 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
how could blow jobs, even an unregistered, non copyrighted one torture Kali anymore than if I started putting up a erotic memoirs thread?


She's easily... aroused.

And you're welcome.

Cali


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