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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 1:03:38 PM   
CalifChick


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Why are some nattering nabobs of negativism so shit obsessed when one can just as easily be...I dunno...blowjob obsessed ? Is it a matter of seeing the glass half full/empty ?


Methinks someone has been taking notes on what makes me go "mmmmmmm"... a clever fella using the English language in a clever manner...

As far as the obsession... when one isn't getting their fair share of blowjobs, one tends to think life has gone to shit.  As they say, this too shall pass.  One way or another.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 1:08:20 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 1:23:15 PM   
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whats a blowjob again?


Whoaaaaaa.  Ummmm.... seriously?  I'm speechless.  This is Wolf, right?  And you're the MALE Dominant in your relationship, right? And um... wow, well, ummm... I'm speechless. 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 1:34:16 PM   
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Whoaaaaaa.  Ummmm.... seriously?  I'm speechless.  This is Wolf, right?  And you're the MALE Dominant in your relationship, right? And um... wow, well, ummm... I'm speechless. 

Cali




WHAT THE @#$%????  Cali??? Speechless??? Say it aint so......


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 2:13:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
Whoaaaaaa.  Ummmm.... seriously?  I'm speechless.  This is Wolf, right?  And you're the MALE Dominant in your relationship, right? And um... wow, well, ummm... I'm speechless. 

Cali




WHAT THE @#$%????  Cali??? Speechless??? Say it aint so......



LMAO.... and I did it too !!!!!

seriously I dont remember what a blow job is.....I hav'nt had one since yesterday....its that short term memory loss thing.....smokin too much weed I guess.   lol

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 2:15:43 PM   
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My experience (as limited as it might be) would say that perhaps the pot is not only affecting Your 'mind' and hence the reason You have so much difficulty remembering what a blow job is....They have videos, books, online thingies to tell of these sorts of issues.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 2:19:33 PM   
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Am i just not cut out for the bullshit on places like this or do i just need..........uhm...............well anyway....Why the hell can't people just get along?
Kali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 2:40:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kalista07
Why the hell can't people just get along?


Cuz they're not getting enough blowjobs.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 2:42:41 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 2:55:28 PM   
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Recently i heard that the AMA was adding a diagnosis to their diagnosis list. The category is v666.06 and the category is called Lackofblowjobitis.  The symptoms are bitchiness, crankiness, and an inability to get along with others in an online bdsm forum.
Kali (the wealth of information)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 3:13:10 PM   
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Cali qoute:
Methinks someone has been taking notes on what makes me go "mmmmmmm"...


"mmmmmm" is nice, I suppose, but, I'd like to make you make a more, ummm, gutteral, primal vocalization...

< Message edited by cjan -- 5/11/2008 3:15:31 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 3:15:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan
"mmmmmm" is nice, I suppose, but, I'd like to make you make a more, ummm, gutteral, primal sound...


Then you've got to pull more than a pen out of your arsenal.  Wet tongue, hard cock, searching fingers... something along those lines.  I'm just sayin'.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 3:20:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kalista07
Recently i heard that the AMA was adding a diagnosis to their diagnosis list. The category is v666.06 and the category is called Lackofblowjobisis. 


There actually is a code, 313.1, which is "Misery and Unhappiness Disorder of Childhood".  I swear to all that is holy.  I think this new one will be the grown up version of that.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 3:21:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
Then you've got to pull more than a pen out of your arsenal.  Wet tongue, hard cock, searching fingers... something along those lines.  I'm just sayin'.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 5:21:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		this is the best forum ever!  are all the answers "give a blow job"?!?!  sweet!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 5:28:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		If you read the thread carefully, dear, you'll find that "give a blowjob" are only about half the advice Cali gives. The other half are "get a blowiob". Cali is never wrong, btw.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 5:34:25 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: cjan
Cali is never wrong, btw.


You know, you may one day regret you ever admitted that. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 5:45:32 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 6:28:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear cali,
Is there anyway blow jobs could help me in my efforts with the “Last one to post wins” thread?
 
-Kalon Eric

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 6:39:55 PM   
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Is there anyway blow jobs could help me in my efforts with the “Last one to post wins” thread?


Well of course darlin'.  Order the women to stand in line for the opportunity to worship your glorious manhood with their sensuous wet lips. That takes care of half of the crowd.  The men will be standing around with their mouths hanging open, wondering how in the hell you got the women to stand in line for ya.  There's the other half. 

Then, when everybody is occupied ELSEWHERE, have Greedy run about and change all their computer passwords so they can't log in again.

Cali


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