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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 8:10:43 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		No bugs out at sea and gulls don't fly that low. Nothing but the wind in your hair and the rope around your bod lashing you to the bowsprit. And, oh yea, the dolphins.

Speaking of lashing...no, wait, that comes later.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 8:15:18 PM   
cjan


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Dear Cali,

I seem to have developed a case of blue balls from all the lusty lubing and such going on here. Have any suggestions to relieve my discomfort? And, please, don't suggest the obvious answer. I find that practice soooo unsatisfying and am relying on you to come up with a better solution.

Please keep in mind that it is late on this coast, on a weeknight, after everyone is fucked/sucked out after the weekend , and that pickings would be slim regarding your usual advice.

< Message edited by cjan -- 5/27/2008 8:16:20 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 8:16:41 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 8:18:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok, GT, let me put it this way...what don't you two understand about "one time only"? Hmmmm ?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 9:46:31 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 9:55:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		CJ, try warm apple pie.  GT, don't be a goof, go back and do the guy.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 10:05:57 PM   
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(oddly, that seems to be a pattern with me...)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 11:32:01 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Thanks , Cali.

I love pie. In fact, I invented pie.Yeah, that's the ticket.

Although I've never "loved" pie in the sense you seem to be suggesting Oh, well, there's a first time for everything.

*Thinks cherry pie might be more , ummm, appropriate.*

Wait, can we talk about "loving "pie on here ? It's not against TOS ?






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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/27/2008 11:33:39 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/28/2008 10:30:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		My prefrence would be for a peach pie...But that's just me.  BTW CJAN, have you considered legs lashed either side of the bowsprit stay, facing forward, hands held aloft by the halliard.  What a beautiful figurehed as you're slashing through the swells on a close reach.
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/28/2008 10:44:31 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/28/2008 10:56:19 PM   
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(I do have a pic of me when I went sailing in Mexico a couple of yrs ago.. but I was STANDING on the bowsprit)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/29/2008 12:23:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear cali,
It is bedtime and I am not sleepy.  Any advice?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/29/2008 12:24:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		i may not be cali, but as for advice i'm betting i could bore you to sleep or something like that

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    RE: DEAR CALI - 5/29/2008 6:40:24 AM   
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    RE: DEAR CALI - 5/29/2008 7:04:08 AM   
    cjan


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid

    My prefrence would be for a peach pie...But that's just me.  BTW CJAN, have you considered legs lashed either side of the bowsprit stay, facing forward, hands held aloft by the halliard.  What a beautiful figurehed as you're slashing through the swells on a close reach.
    Dragon


    Hmmm, a lovely idea, mate. Methinks Cali doth protest too much since it was her idea and suggestion to be lashed to the vessel in the first place. The poor lass doesn't seem to be very nautical and , if you scroll up to her postyou will see that she seems to think being lashed to the stern  is the way to go...nah.

    I will do my best to see that she is returned to the west coast in an, ummm,  saltier condition thanwhen she arrives. In the meantime, dragon, keep the suggestions coming. I like the way you think, sir.

    P.S. Peach, cherry or apple . it's all good. However, I found that , although the warm, wet qualities of the pie was rather pleasant, a pie, of that sort, just aint tight enough, yanno ?


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    RE: DEAR CALI - 5/29/2008 7:09:28 AM   
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    RE: DEAR CALI - 5/29/2008 7:44:33 AM   
    cjan


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    Status: offline     		Well, Potty, I'll still be in Fl in Auggie, the boats and lines will still be here and so will the ocean. I don't see a problem, do you ? Hurricanes make for exciting sailing conditions, especially if you're lashed to the bowsprit. Just sayin.

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    RE: DEAR CALI - 5/29/2008 3:29:38 PM   
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    Status: offline     		Dear Cali,
     
    i am wondering if i really am in trouble. you see, i seem to be addicted to a certain sadist's voice and can't seem to get enough. even after hours upon hours on the phone, i can't seem to get my fill.
    what would you recommend  to help me with this problem.

    sincerely fucked,
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    RE: DEAR CALI - 5/29/2008 3:38:18 PM   
    christine1


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    Status: offline     		Dear Cali,

    sometimes when i read certain threads  i want to reach through the computer and slap the OP into the next life.  i'm usually very well mannered and calm but sometimes i just go nuts when a dead horse  that is bloated and stinking and leaking putrified fluids from it's ass is brought up again, and again, and again.  any suggestions on how to deal with this irritation i'm having? 

    -disgusted and holding my nose



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