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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/20/2008 11:39:07 PM

CalifChick

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SR, about twenty years ago, when my bod was 20 years younger and firmer, I was a bit more of an exhibitionist. Now anything brighter than shade feels like klieg lights and good lord, I wouldn't want to blind anybody with my snow white naked almost-44-year-old bod.

See? I'm doing a public service.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/21/2008 1:18:20 AM

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...snow white naked almost-44-year-old bod.

Cali,
Speaking of firm…um... the image of our oral oracle completely exposing her feminine porcelain white skin, naked and wielding a wickedly sensual and perverse mind is an image to behold and would create much firmness in those viewing. A submissive woman that truly appreciates men, BDSM, passion and sex with the talents to express those things with skill can be nothing but beautiful. Why the only thing that could possible increase the beauty of that image would if you were perhaps displaying your talents?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/21/2008 2:52:47 AM

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RS, can i have you re-write my profile, LOL?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/21/2008 9:11:21 AM

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Yeah no kidding Angel! So.... RS... do I get the pleasure of making your acquaintance when I'm in Florida? (say yes say yes say yes)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 12:32:42 AM

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Yeah no kidding Angel! So.... RS... do I get the pleasure of making your acquaintance when I'm in Florida? (say yes say yes say yes)

Cali

Absolutely baby!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 9:42:53 AM

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Dear Cali

A girl for whom I had a strong emotional attachment apparently now sounds like a drag queen. How do I handle this distressing news? Should I extend sympathy to her? Do drag queens give head?

Upset

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 10:41:53 AM

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A girl for whom I had a strong emotional attachment apparently now sounds like a drag queen. How do I handle this distressing news? Should I extend sympathy to her? Do drag queens give head?

1. I do NOT sound like a drag queen.

2. You've never spoken to me on the phone,

so you have nothing to compare my current voice to.
3. My current voice, FOR THE OFFICIAL RECORD

, is deep and sexy and yummy. Yes, it is.

4. I've checked with the official Sisterhood of Drag Queens (SDQ), and they have confirmed that drag queens, do, as a rule, give head.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 10:44:23 AM

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Dear Cali..

once again I am feeling like I'm not good enough .. I know thecommon denominator is me. Pleasejust shoot me?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 10:48:33 AM

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Greedy,

You are just fine. It's the other people that need to prove themselves worthy of you. Now stop beating yourself up... that's holly's job.

Ooops... sorry holly.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 10:50:01 AM

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once again I am feeling like I'm not good enough .. I know thecommon denominator is me. Pleasejust shoot me?

I abandoned my post on the pity pot, so it's free if you would like to sit and rest a bit. I must tell you though, that while the common denominator is you, the problem is not that you are not good enough. The problem is that it is not easy to find a strong man, with a good heart, who is firm in his convictions, who is solid in his integrity, and who has the courage to pursue that which would enrich his life. You, my friend, are worth all of that.

Cali
(yes, yes, I know... "heal thyself"... I hear you)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 10:54:49 AM

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Greedy: LISTEN to the Cali she is teh Goddess of ALLLLLL Wisdoms!!! ALLL I tell you!!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:10:00 AM

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Awww, thank you LadyH!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:11:48 AM

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Cali? I so love you.. .

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:14:16 AM

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Dear Cali:

This wonderful girl bought a ticket to Florida, but *I* live in Kentucky...how can I convince her to visit *me* also?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:16:29 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
once again I am feeling like I'm not good enough .. I know thecommon denominator is me. Pleasejust shoot me?

I abandoned my post on the pity pot, so it's free if you would like to sit and rest a bit. I must tell you though, that while the common denominator is you, the problem is not that you are not good enough. The problem is that it is not easy to find a strong man, with a good heart, who is firm in his convictions, who is solid in his integrity, and who has the courage to pursue that which would enrich his life. You, my friend, are worth all of that.

Cali
(yes, yes, I know... "heal thyself"... I hear you)

Ummm, you rang ? And don't forget the twisted sense of humor thang.

< Message edited by cjan -- 5/22/2008 11:18:31 AM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:19:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
This wonderful girl bought a ticket to Florida, but *I* live in Kentucky...how can I convince her to visit *me* also?

Have you thought about finding her a sugardaddy to finance the trip? LOL!! Or have you thought about heading to Vegas in October? I hear there might be a gathering of lots of wonderful people there.

Cali
PS to all those sending me cmails mentioning/whining/giving me grief about not visiting THEIR area... a couple of months ago I made a post about where should I go on vacation, and NOBODY said to come see them!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:24:49 AM

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Dear Cali,

Where would I find more information about the Vegas in October event?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:32:59 AM

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Go up to the "positive experiences" section, way up at the top of the page, and there is a thread called "tulip & me." We talk about it on there a couple of pages into the thread.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:34:47 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
once again I am feeling like I'm not good enough .. I know thecommon denominator is me. Pleasejust shoot me?

I abandoned my post on the pity pot, so it's free if you would like to sit and rest a bit. I must tell you though, that while the common denominator is you, the problem is not that you are not good enough. The problem is that it is not easy to find a strong man, with a good heart, who is firm in his convictions, who is solid in his integrity, and who has the courage to pursue that which would enrich his life. You, my friend, are worth all of that.

Cali
(yes, yes, I know... "heal thyself"... I hear you)

What she said. Including the footnote.

And repeated with "woman" and "her" substituted where relevant. Men hurt too at times.

It feels like just worthless you at the moment GT; actually you're not worthless and it's not just you; we've all felt the same at times. And then at times we come back out into the sunlit plains. Doesn't help you today, but we'll all keep telling you anyway.

Mind you, blondestar's comment is perhaps more sensible and focusses on the real issues. She says to tell you "Fuck all men - I'd rather be with a kitten".

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/22/2008 11:36:54 AM

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LOL Sundude! Her command of the English language has vastly improved under your tutelage.

Cali

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