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purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:15:38 PM)
Maybe you just need more practice? Or get one of those studly type uniforms you've been hanging out with to help?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:17:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I'm just not that coordinated sigh Ill help ya practice

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:19:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure Maybe you just need more practice? Or get one of those studly type uniforms you've been hanging out with to help? hehehe.... theyre sending me a flight crew tonight.. grin for 5 nights.... Hmm..might have to double up here and there.....

purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:21:34 PM)
you are one lucky slu... woman

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:25:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I'm just not that coordinated sigh Ill help ya practice promises promises :)

Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:29:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I'm just not that coordinated sigh Ill help ya practice promises promises :) Join Ashers BJ college now!!! We can help you with any of your BJ-related learning needs, operators are standing (at attention) now!!!

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:33:45 PM)
snort

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:40:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Chunky or creamy?ducks LMAO Depends on the day![image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s2.gif[/image] OMG...that wasn't a CLOT reference was it ? Now, that is just going too far...

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:42:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I'm just not that coordinated sigh Practice makes perfect, love. Hey, Asher, I've been operating The Southernmost School of Oral Skills for many years now.Perhaps we should consolidate. Have your people call my people.Waddya tink ?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:49:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Hey, Asher, I've been operating The Southernmost School of Oral Skills for many years now.Perhaps we should consolidate. Have your people call my people.Waddya tink ? Sounds good, lets do lunch sometime...

everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:36:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: everhope puuurrrrrrrfuck Thats the spirit! Ya must have given a blowjob or at least masterbated or something. Am I right Hopey dear? does communing with nature count as or something? From what I read on the bathroom wall... she does both at the same time. That way she can cum and go at the same time. lmao...hell i can even chew gum (blowing bubbles) and walk at the same time..."plethora" really should be my middle name.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 10:36:22 PM)
I hate it when... oh shit, wrong thread. Dear Cali... Don't you hate it when these pervs take over the "Dear Cali" advice column? Why yes, yes I do. Now stop talking to me... you... ourself. Okay then... Dear Readers: I cannot cum standing up. I have tried for the majority of my 43 years and 10 months of life, and it's definitely a no-go. Can any of you other pervy chicks cum standing up? With your weight on your feet? If so, how in the FARK do you do it??? Cali

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 10:42:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: everhope puuurrrrrrrfuck Thats the spirit! Ya must have given a blowjob or at least masterbated or something. Am I right Hopey dear? does communing with nature count as or something? From what I read on the bathroom wall... she does both at the same time. That way she can cum and go at the same time. lmao...hell i can even chew gum (blowing bubbles) and walk at the same time..."plethora" really should be my middle name. Thank you for making "plethora" sound SO dirty.[:)]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 10:46:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick I hate it when... oh shit, wrong thread. Dear Cali... Don't you hate it when these pervs take over the "Dear Cali" advice column? Why yes, yes I do. Now stop talking to me... you... ourself. Okay then... Dear Readers: I cannot cum standing up. I have tried for the majority of my 43 years and 10 months of life, and it's definitely a no-go. Can any of you other pervy chicks cum standing up? With your weight on your feet? If so, how in the FARK do you do it??? Cali Dont ask me. Not only can I not cum standing up, I cant cum when getting it from behind. Its tortureous to want to be not be able to (this is a reply from Lushy's dripping wet vagaygay). Edited to say: Dear Cali: just dont worry about whether you can cum standing up. Just get down on your knees and give more blowjobs. That is what you have been put on this earth to do.

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 10:48:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick I hate it when... oh shit, wrong thread. Dear Cali... Don't you hate it when these pervs take over the "Dear Cali" advice column? Why yes, yes I do. Now stop talking to me... you... ourself. Okay then... Dear Readers: I cannot cum standing up. I have tried for the majority of my 43 years and 10 months of life, and it's definitely a no-go. Can any of you other pervy chicks cum standing up? With your weight on your feet? If so, how in the FARK do you do it??? Cali Dear Cali.. View the pervy takeover as a compliment to your skills as an advisor.. all this talk of blowjobs just naturally leads the mind to OTHER things... As to your question.. I have done so, but without fail it's been while masturbating. (and truthfully, by the time I'm close, I'm usually at least partially L shaped...)

ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 11:02:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick … I cannot cum standing up. I have tried for the majority of my 43 years and 10 months of life, and it's definitely a no-go. Can any of you other pervy chicks cum standing up? With your weight on your feet? If so, how in the FARK do you do it??? Dear cali, Your problem is common. I believe the reason it is common for many females to have trouble with orgasms while standing is because they are used to assisting their own orgasm by tensing the muscles in their legs, abdomen and/or ass. The tensed muscles drive blood out and to the vaginal area. The increased blood and swelling help lead to orgasm. Standing, just throws that whole process off for some girls. I have actually worked on this before with some success. However, to get over the initial hump, so to speak, you have to have one of those orgasms that is ‘pulled’ out of you by your lover. Not the kind where you ‘push’, tense or assist. You know, the kind of orgasm you have while your body is completely relaxed and it rolls in like a slow and inevitable wave you have no control over… your partner can even stop touching you and you will still cum 60 seconds later no matter what. Get a nice relaxed ‘pull’ orgasm going and have your partner put/help you on your feet just before or when you cum. Then your lover should be able to reach in and ‘pull’ the rest of your multiple orgasm out while you are standing there relaxed. I noticed that leaning back and putting your wieght against the wall helps the first few times helps. You have to do it that way several times until you are reconditioned… but it can be done. I hope this helps. Best Wishes, Kalon Eric [edit: type-o]

SinLee -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 11:04:57 PM)
/is afraid to answer this because of her age... but... yes, i can cum standing, sitting, on my knees, and probably many other ways as well

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 11:08:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist :: snip :: I have actually worked on this before with some success. However, to get over the initial hump, so to speak, you have to have one of those orgasms that is ‘pulled’ out of you by your lover. Not the kind where you ‘push’, tense or assist. You know, the kind of orgasm you have while your body is completely relaxed and it rolls in like a slow and inevitable wave you have no control ove… your partner can even stop touching you and you will still cum 60 seconds later no matter what. Get a nice relaxed ‘pull’ orgasm going and have your partner put/help you on your feet just before or when you cum. Then your lover should be able to reach in and ‘pull’ the rest of your multiple orgasm out while you are standing there relaxed. I noticed that leaning back and putting your wieght against the wall helps the first few times helps. You have to do it that way several times until you are reconditioned… but it can be done. I hope this helps. Best Wishes, Kalon Eric OK, if we can skip that whole tied up thing...............

ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 11:09:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SinLee /is afraid to answer this because of her age... but... yes, i can cum standing, sitting, on my knees, and probably many other ways as well sin... when you stand, do you tense up and get on your toes? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS-Successful masturbation while standing. I noticed that the more successful girls get enough tension to ‘push’ out and orgasm while masturbating often face the wall and lean over with arm extend. They get up on their tips toes and like GT mentioned, and lean over to get in a partial L shape.

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 11:11:14 PM)
Dear Cali, At last, a chance to give the Oracle some advice. * Rubs his, ummm, hands together* If you can't cum standing up, accept your "limitations" and enjoy the positions that you can have multiple orgasms in. For example: Strung upside down, with your titties being flogged ? Firmly secured in a number of ways, helpless and toyed with endlessly ? Bent over a table, set for a romantic dinner but the settings being swept away to make room for lusty fucking, or on a hot car hood, your dripping holes being roughly violated ? On your back with your legs up in the air, a tongue buried deep in your gash, your high heels kicking while your body shakes and trembles ? Perhaps on a cross, with the flogger being softly dragged across your face and hair, trembling with the anticipation and uncertainty of what is to come? See ? Count your blessings and dun sweat the small stuff, gyurl. Oh, yea...and no whining, mkay ?

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