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GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 11:11:46 PM)

*nods* yep, thats it...

(oh, and FTR.. the flight crew includes 2 women.. *grins* 6 of the 9 in FLIGHT SUITS!!!!)




SinLee -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 11:13:02 PM)

at times, but others i push down more on my heels, lifting my toes so they can curl under as is their natural state during orgasm




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 11:13:22 PM)

I can cum in any position that doens't involve weight on my feet.  And I'm not whining, I did that over in "i hate it".

Cali




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 8:50:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

For example: Strung upside down, with your titties being flogged ? Firmly secured in a number of ways, helpless and toyed with endlessly ? Bent over a table, set for a romantic dinner but the settings being swept away to make room for lusty  fucking, or on a hot car hood, your dripping holes being roughly violated ? On your back with your legs up in the air, a tongue buried deep in your gash, your high heels kicking while your body shakes and trembles ? Perhaps on a cross, with the flogger being softly dragged across your face and hair, trembling with the anticipation and uncertainty of what is to come?



Dayum. Is it getting hot in here? [8D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 8:52:41 AM)

Upside down?  All I can think of is the prssure building up in my sinuses and my tits whacking me in the chin......

The rest sounds fun, though!




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 8:54:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I can cum in any position that doens't involve weight on my feet.  And I'm not whining, I did that over in "i hate it".

Cali



So we just need to reduce the weight on your feet eh? Something that would take some of the weight. That would support you somewhat. Hmmm.

Cali? You know that beautilicious avatar you use? How's about if we used a good quality strong rope - maybe one of cj's mooring warps would work - and made sure it was taking a seriously large %ge of your weight. Make sure your labia are sensibly and comfortably positioned each side, make sure it's at a V angle so there's pressure on both the clit and the bumhole, then ... well take your choice. Maybe a whip? On your cheeks or on your tits? Or both? Or perhaps Mr Hitachi could be brought into play?

Just a thought.  [sm=smile.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 8:56:30 AM)

*pokes SD*  pay attention.. sheesh




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 8:56:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
For example: Strung upside down, with your titties being flogged ? Firmly secured in a number of ways, helpless and toyed with endlessly ? Bent over a table, set for a romantic dinner but the settings being swept away to make room for lusty  fucking, or on a hot car hood, your dripping holes being roughly violated ? On your back with your legs up in the air, a tongue buried deep in your gash, your high heels kicking while your body shakes and trembles ? Perhaps on a cross, with the flogger being softly dragged across your face and hair, trembling with the anticipation and uncertainty of what is to come?


It really is going to be more than your average boat trip, isn't it. Someone take a camera please, for those of us who won't be there?




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 8:58:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*pokes SD*  pay attention.. sheesh



Oh fuck. Coming. [sm=smile.gif]




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 10:19:49 AM)

Notice:

Our Godess of Sarcasm and Fountain of Wisdom, helpful Cali, seems to have cotracted some nasty bug and the poor dear isn't feeling well at all today.

It seems that, prolly, unless the brave lass struggles from her sickbed to her keyboard, we shall all be left bereft and at loose ends to struggle through our trials and tribulations wihout benefit of her compulsive helpfullness today.

Anybody got a rectal thermometer ?




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 10:23:27 AM)

*digs through the toy bag... *

(send her smoochies and hugs for me, Cj...)




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:18:46 PM)

OMG I'm just too stubborn to die.  But I feel like I did.  Prolly smell that way too.

Cali




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:22:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

OMG I'm just too stubborn to die.  But I feel like I did.  Prolly smell that way too.

Cali



Cali

Are you feeling Hot????




awakenednj -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:23:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I hate it when... oh shit, wrong thread.

Dear Cali... Don't you hate it when these pervs take over the "Dear Cali" advice column?

Why yes, yes I do.  Now stop talking to me... you... ourself.

Okay then... Dear Readers:

I cannot cum standing up.  I have tried for the majority of my 43 years and 10 months of life, and it's definitely a no-go. Can any of you other pervy chicks cum standing up?  With your weight on your feet?  If so, how in the FARK do you do it???

Cali



Yes, but I have to keep my legs (from but to ankles) tense the entire time. And he has to be pushing me against something.. like a wall...




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:25:44 PM)

Woke up at 4:30am with horrible leg cramps and a high fever (isn't that a combo??), then dinner decided it had spent long enough with me and was ready to leave.  The fever is gone, I've just been bone-tired since, napping when I could.  I think the worst is over, this is the first time I've been upright on my own power today.

Cali




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:28:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Woke up at 4:30am with horrible leg cramps and a high fever (isn't that a combo??), then dinner decided it had spent long enough with me and was ready to leave.  The fever is gone, I've just been bone-tired since, napping when I could.  I think the worst is over, this is the first time I've been upright on my own power today.

Cali



Ya puked and feel like shit? Good for you. Let me know how much weight you lose when its all over![:D][:D]
Lushy(whos dieting and not seeing the scale move. Hrumph)




awakenednj -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:31:23 PM)

hope it passes for ya soon Cali!




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:35:17 PM)

Four pounds so far lushy.  You know what they say... we're all just one stomach bug away from the perfect pair of pants!

Cali




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:36:37 PM)

have you ever thought about how interesting medical termonology is? the word tells you what it is by putting together the prefixes and suffixes.

So if you have Diarrhea.
Dia-through
rrhea-flow

So I know it will pass through!




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/31/2008 1:38:02 PM)

*hugs Cali*




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