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cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 6:19:45 PM)
Yup, that's the response I expect from a chick. Girls are notoriously squeamish about slimy, gooey, stuff that wiggles. They, obviously, prefer battery operated gizmos to indulge such needs. Me? I'ma nature boy, tyvm.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 6:26:29 PM)
~FR~ quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Yup, that's the response I expect from a chick. Girls are notoriously squeamish about slimy, gooey, stuff that wiggles. They, obviously, prefer battery operated gizmos to indulge such needs. Me? I'ma nature boy, tyvm. JELLO???? Well yeah, what good is JELLO gonna do me? sheesh!

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 6:27:07 PM)
SNORT

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 7:40:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Ya get the cardboard inside tube of a roll of terlet paper, score a Cassiopia jellyfish ( make darn sure you don't mix up your species here ) and gently and carefully insert the later into the former. Then, have your way with the both of them. Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me? I don't see any credit given for contribution to this idea. Ahem. Cali

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 7:58:35 PM)
Wha ? Cali, ya must be confusing me with another guy...again. Sheesh...

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 8:01:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus ~FR~ quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Yup, that's the response I expect from a chick. Girls are notoriously squeamish about slimy, gooey, stuff that wiggles. They, obviously, prefer battery operated gizmos to indulge such needs. Me? I'ma nature boy, tyvm. JELLO???? Well yeah, what good is JELLO gonna do me? sheesh! Well. LadyH, you can subsitute jello for the Cassiopia, hwever, it doesn't have the same stingy thang nor the, ummm,necessary frictional properties. And anyway, it's not a tool for girls. yanno?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 8:16:12 PM)
CJ! FESS UP!! It is one of my original pervy ideas and fuck me runnin', but it WAS original AND pervy. Cali

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 8:23:54 PM)
Maybe so, Cali, dear. But you never revealed this , ahem, particular fantasy to me. Btw, wtf are you doing fantasizing about terlet paper rolls ? I'ma having an ,ummm, hard time picturing just how that would work for you, bein' a girly- girl n all. Pssst, fucking you running is one of my fantasies...

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/3/2008 8:27:21 PM)
You were AWAKE during that phone convo and you know it. Just remember, you gotta sleep sometime. [sm=weightlift.gif] [sm=paddle.gif] I don't get too many really nasty, really pervy ideas dagnabbit, and you KNOW what my contribution was. Cali

KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 12:33:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Pfffft...you know how much I shelled out to send KMsAngel Reece's down under - only to have her postal office send them back? sigh I dinnae worry aboot tha, either. I did!! [:(] [:(] i was soo sooo sad.

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 8:51:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick You were AWAKE during that phone convo and you know it. Just remember, you gotta sleep sometime. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/weightlift.gif[/image] [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/paddle.gif[/image] I don't get too many really nasty, really pervy ideas dagnabbit, and you KNOW what my contribution was. Cali Yes, I must sleep sometimes, as you say. I do try to catch a few winks during your phone monologues, perhaps I missed something. However, I do seem to vaguely recall you babbling on about jellyfish, so, perhaps you did have some input, on a subconscious level to my suggestion for lonesome Asher. There, feel all better now ? I hope so.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 8:52:56 AM)
dear cali...does my new pic scare people? [8\|]

parttimehotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 10:05:32 AM)
Now you KNOW you're pretty! You said so when you emailed me on the other side!

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 10:13:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl dear cali...does my new pic scare people? [8\|] Well I don't think so... and I'll dare to speak for all people. [:)] Cali

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 10:14:12 AM)
Dear Cali, I'm always tired and want to sleep all the time ...do you have a cure for me ??

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 10:17:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl dear cali...does my new pic scare people? [8\|] Well I don't think so... and I'll dare to speak for all people. [:)] Cali damn my natural beauty has taken over my natural gruesomeness. edit:yes i have a neck..im in a pose here.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 10:17:32 AM)
Dear Cali, For some reason I cannot concentrate on work today, what do you suggest I do? (I sit behind a large desk and keep things running, if that helps any) Friendly Neighborhood tech

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 10:19:33 AM)
Dear Cali, I am bored and sleep...snooooooresnooooore*snoooooooore

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 10:19:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr Dear Cali, For some reason I cannot concentrate on work today, what do you suggest I do? (I sit behind a large desk and keep things running, if that helps any) Friendly Neighborhood tech my pic has this effect on men.

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 11:19:18 AM)
Dear Cali, Thanks for the TMJ advice to go from vienna sausages to polska kielbasa. Seems to have worked. You da bomb. sunshine

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