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GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 11:21:14 AM)

*Tacklefucks sunshine and faery*

*gropes Asher*

*fondles Cali*




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 2:22:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69
I'm always tired and want to sleep all the time ...do you have a cure for me ??


Sleep.

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 2:24:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
Thanks for the TMJ advice to go from vienna sausages to polska kielbasa.  Seems to have worked.  You da bomb.


Well thank you most kindly, Sunnymiss.  Finally, someone who appreciates me.  *sniff*

Cali




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 2:28:54 PM)

Dear Cali

All those Pimply posing pink font posters are giving me a headache (along with all that illiteration). What should I do?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 2:30:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
All those Pimply posing pink font posters are giving me a headache (along with all that illiteration). What should I do?


Put on a pair of rose-colored glasses and it will all magically disappear.

Cali
(profound, wasn't it??)




Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 2:32:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
All those Pimply posing pink font posters are giving me a headache (along with all that illiteration). What should I do?


Put on a pair of rose-colored glasses and it will all magically disappear.

Cali
(profound, wasn't it??)



Dear Cali,
I am wearing Rose colored glasses and it still gives me a headache... and I worry about how the / key on that particular keyboard is feeling right about now... would getting a blowjob fix all my woes?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 2:34:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
I am wearing Rose colored glasses and it still gives me a headache... and I worry about how the / key on that particular keyboard is feeling right about now... would getting a blowjob fix all my woes?


Of course it will Asher. 

Cali




Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 2:37:11 PM)

Thanks Cali... now to wait until tomarrow :)




sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/4/2008 7:27:03 PM)

Oh my, I've been tackle fucked by GT....

*fixes my hair and lipstick...

*looks around...

who's next?




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 12:14:55 AM)

 GT never, ever tacklefucks me...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/river.gif[/image]




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 12:35:27 AM)

*tacklefucks* Cj




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 5:36:24 AM)

*pity tacklefucked*




KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 5:38:03 AM)

hey, if you don't want it, pass it along please!




Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 10:50:17 AM)

Dear Cali
How long will I remain gropable?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 11:07:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
How long will I remain gropable?


Well Darlin', after your little procedure, I would think that the groping should be gentle, and tender, and interspersed with the judicious application of a bag of frozen peas.  After a couple of days, you should return to your previous level of gropability.

Cali




parttimehotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 11:08:29 AM)

I say as long as Ash keeps supplying us w/cookies he's gropeable!




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 11:09:26 AM)

Asher. as far as I'm concerned.. you will never NOT be grope-able :)




Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 11:11:16 AM)

I feel special now :D

Dear Cali... how many times should I instruct someone to "kiss it better" so that I can insure the fastest possible recovery time?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 11:14:55 AM)

Just tell her once, and you will let her know when to stop.  Oh, and you didn't ask, but don't see a doc with the nickname of "Slasher".

Cali




Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 11:27:17 AM)

lol, good to know

not planning on getting the procedure done for about a month or so anyway
(heard that its not a good idea to try to fence right after, and I have some points to prove)[sm=duel.gif]




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