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BBWnNC72 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 12:35:27 PM)

Dear Cali,

It's so hot here and i don't have AC yet, how can i cool off?



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 1:02:37 PM)

May I, Cali ?

BBWnNC72,

Many years ago, when I lived in Chicago, in what many would call a "mixed" neighborhood, we used to employ what peeps referred to as Puerto Rican airconditioning. (No slur was intended then or now so, please, don't be too PC).

Nobody had AC then and everybody was hot on those humid, hot summer nights. So, we would eat very spicy food, burn some fatties and sit on the stoop to catch a breeze, or, at least the breeze traffic would create. The sweat on one's forehead seems to freeze and the reuslt is ...refreshing. Oh, yeah, playing percussion helps.



parttimehotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 1:03:55 PM)

 








<<<<<<Maybe if I spray you w/these?



BBWnNC72 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 1:08:34 PM)

i don't like hot and spicey, food that is, and i also haven't smoked a fatty since Christmas [:(]
(damn, i miss those fatties).

and i am the one usually getting beat on, so that is out.

i would love to go swimming in the ocean, haven't done that in so long.
Well, i am really off to take a cold shower now. 



sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 1:17:56 PM)

*tackle tickles cjan

Cause i don't tackle ummmm "go to town" on the first post.

sunshine



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 1:45:19 PM)

You prolly don't fuck on a first date either, do you?

Cali



Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 2:11:03 PM)

Dear Cali,

Is there a universal number of fingers one can use that would be considered a 'snug fit'?

~Hecatonchires



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 2:14:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
Is there a universal number of fingers one can use that would be considered a 'snug fit'?


Unfortunately, the degree of "snug" and the number of figures required to achieve same is directly proportional to the elasticity and expansion properties of the orifice to which they are applied, multiplied by the difference in size of the individual fingers vs the average size of the average man's fingers. 

Cali
(in other words... blah blah blah... I like two if you're moving them fast, three if you're doing it slow)



Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 2:16:27 PM)

*makes a peace sign really quickly*




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 3:41:13 PM)

*pokes sunshine* cmail, sexy lady



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 3:51:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You prolly don't fuck on a first date either, do you?

Cali



Well, *draws with toe in sand*, I have been known to...once or twice, maybe.

And, sunshinemiss, I'm flattered but, tickling is a hard limit for me.It makes me pee myself and I just hate that, yanno. Btw, if you "don't go down on the first date, there won't be a second.



sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 3:59:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You prolly don't fuck on a first date either, do you?

Cali



Well, *draws with toe in sand*, I have been known to...once or twice, maybe.

And, sunshinemiss, I'm flattered but, tickling is a hard limit for me.It makes me pee myself and I just hate that, yanno. Btw, if you "don't go down on the first date, there won't be a second.


*glares at cjan... she was talking to me, you attention whore.
And well, that's fine... SOME men want a nice girl... I haven't found them, but my grandma told me they were out there and don't you DARE disagree with granny.

harumph....
and *winks to GT.  she my new friend... woot woot



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 4:16:42 PM)

*Splutters*

Why I oughtta...

Dem wimmins...go figure. I go from being tickletackled to an atterntion ho in ONE post. No wonder I likes to flog and spank yas and...other such stuff.



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 4:24:02 PM)

Watch it sunshine... he's about to figure us out.  Then we'll have to ... uhh... ooops, was about to give away more secrets.

Cali



sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 4:48:33 PM)

*I sowwy....



BBWnNC72 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 7:02:12 PM)

Dear Cali,

i am now allowed to play with others, (for the time being), how do i go about not feeling guilty about that?



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 7:29:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
i am now allowed to play with others, (for the time being), how do i go about not feeling guilty about that?


Okay, fasten your seatbelts, a serious answer is about to follow.

Your Big D Type is allowing you to play with others, yes?  Feelings of guilt come when a person believes they do not deserve something, or they have violated a personal standard (usually on purpose). 

If this is violating your standards, then my answer will be different.  If you are not violating your standards, this is my answer:

So are you choosing to feel guilt because you believe you don't deserve this?  By choosing to feel guilt with this gift from your D, you are questioning his judgment.  So accept that his judgment is for the best, and stop questioning it.  Be happy with his gifts.

Cali



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 7:31:37 PM)

quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
i am now allowed to play with others, (for the time being), how do i go about not feeling guilty about that?


Okay, fasten your seatbelts, a serious answer is about to follow.

Your Big D Type is allowing you to play with others, yes?  Feelings of guilt come when a person believes they do not deserve something, or they have violated a personal standard (usually on purpose). 

If this is violating your standards, then my answer will be different.  If you are not violating your standards, this is my answer:

So are you choosing to feel guilt because you believe you don't deserve this?  By choosing to feel guilt with this gift from your D, you are questioning his judgment.  So accept that his judgment is for the best, and stop questioning it.  Be happy with his gifts.

Cali



knew it had to be in there SOMEWHERE,,,

*ducks n runs*



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 7:55:11 PM)

LMAO!



BBWnNC72 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/5/2008 8:03:14 PM)

Thank you Cali, i didn't think of it that way. i think it is mostly the way i grew up, that one person IS suppose to be enough and one should never be with others at the same time. 
i certainly didn't mean to question His judgement in anyway.  i trust His directions and know He would never allow me to do anything that would harm me emotionally or physically. 

LOL, GT, You certainly have Your mind somewhere! And now so do i.  Thanks!



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