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everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 9:16:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
For the most part, I have had the pleasure of sex in the morning for approximately 13,505 days in a row.   Last month that stopped. 


You've reached your limit.  You're not allowed to have sex any more. 

Cali



not likely.



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 9:20:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
Not only am I worried about you, me and Tulip being the only subs in july at your birthday shindig, Now I'm afraid of BAD DOGS humping my/our leg/s. Whatever shall I/we do?????????

They cant hump a leg if you are down on your knees pulling their's.


First of all, you're killing me with the multiple personality thing.  [;)]

Second, the guys don't hump our legs, you've got it all backwards.  Have you never humped a guy's leg, starting up on his thigh and sliding down until his kneecap settles in right under your clit, rocking slowly up and down, then faster as the slickness spreads, and he smacks your ass and tells you to "come on, my slutty bitch, you'll hump anything hard" just as you shudder, and he feels your wetness running down his leg.

Sheesh, lushy, get with the program.

Cali



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 9:57:47 AM)

Oh lawd, Cali !

*humps table leg*



ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 10:37:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
For the most part, I have had the pleasure of sex in the morning for approximately 13,505 days in a row.   Last month that stopped. 


You've reached your limit.  You're not allowed to have sex any more. 

Cali

Damn.. I hate it when that happens!!! 



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 12:33:43 PM)

Dear Cali,

While watching tv, I've seen the ads for medications that enhance erections and am considering trying them. However, I am concerned about the disclaimers in the ads warning about erections "that last for four hours or longer ". If I do experience this condition, what should I do ?

StayHard



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 12:35:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
... erections "that last for four hours or longer ". If I do experience this condition, what should I do ?


Send me an open-ended plane ticket.

Cali



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 12:36:48 PM)

Dear Cali,

My entire life I've been viewed as dominating and independent, but I know in my "heart" that I am a sub.
However, as a submissive I have a hard time just doing as I'm told.

I want nothing more than to be the "perfect" sub, but I find constant behaving is boring.

Is it that I've had no formal training? What can I do to better myself?



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 12:40:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR
I want nothing more than to be the "perfect" sub, but I find constant behaving is boring.


There is no such thing as the "perfect" sub... but you can be darn near close to perfect for the person that is right for you.  So instead of trying to change yourself, perhaps just BE yourself and find the one that you mesh with.

Cali



LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 12:43:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

Dear Cali,

While watching tv, I've seen the ads for medications that enhance erections and am considering trying them. However, I am concerned about the disclaimers in the ads warning about erections "that last for four hours or longer ". If I do experience this condition, what should I do ?

StayHard



CALL ME.  You and that starved for action guy. 



Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 7:39:58 AM)

Dear Cali,

I'm thinking of starting a "Rent-A-Dominant" service for all those Doms not getting any [and yes, that includes the Dommes...who can resist those big fat pouties!].  What's the going hourly rate for getting someone to treat you like crap?  I was going to use my hourly pay from work as a base...

~ Spanky




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 10:13:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus
What's the going hourly rate for getting someone to treat you like crap?


I didn't realize marriage had an hourly rate.  Who knew?

Cali



DesFIP -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 11:01:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick


Second, the guys don't hump our legs, you've got it all backwards.  Have you never humped a guy's leg, starting up on his thigh and sliding down until his kneecap settles in right under your clit, rocking slowly up and down, then faster as the slickness spreads, and he smacks your ass and tells you to "come on, my slutty bitch, you'll hump anything hard" just as you shudder, and he feels your wetness running down his leg.


Cali



Knee caps? What is this weird knee cap fetish thing? Just his thigh is enough, sliding back and forth while he plays with my nipples.

"We don't need no stinking kneecaps"



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 11:07:30 AM)

Thigh, kneecap, foot, hand, elbow, right butt cheek... it's all good.

PervyCali



awakenednj -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 11:19:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
What's the going hourly rate for getting someone to treat you like crap?


I didn't realize marriage had an hourly rate.  Who knew?

Cali



You mean I coulda charged my ex for that living hell? Damn. woulda *almost* made it worth it....



thornhappy -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 2:38:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Thigh, kneecap, foot, hand, elbow, right butt cheek... it's all good.

PervyCali


But...what about the left butt cheek?  Won't it feel left out?

thornhappy



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 2:39:12 PM)

The left butt cheek is on its own.  It was a bad little butt cheek, so no play time.

Cali



Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 5:28:45 PM)

 


[sm=writing.gif] Dear Cali

I was going to write something and now I find I'm just mesmerised by that beautiful rope between your beautiful cheeks cutting into your beautiful pussy <wipes fevered brow>.

And yes I know it's not actually you in the pic - doesn't matter. Same difference <breathes heavily>.

Now what the fuck was I writing about? Doesn't matter; no time now; have to clean up an annoying stain.

InvoluntaryEmission



Gwynvyd -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 5:35:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
Not only am I worried about you, me and Tulip being the only subs in july at your birthday shindig, Now I'm afraid of BAD DOGS humping my/our leg/s. Whatever shall I/we do?????????

They cant hump a leg if you are down on your knees pulling their's.


First of all, you're killing me with the multiple personality thing.  [;)]

Second, the guys don't hump our legs, you've got it all backwards.  Have you never humped a guy's leg, starting up on his thigh and sliding down until his kneecap settles in right under your clit, rocking slowly up and down, then faster as the slickness spreads, and he smacks your ass and tells you to "come on, my slutty bitch, you'll hump anything hard" just as you shudder, and he feels your wetness running down his leg.

Sheesh, lushy, get with the program.

Cali



You mean like this? http://www.extremerestraints.com/boot-or-thigh-leather-dildo-strap_363.html


*WEG*

Gwyn



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 5:38:51 PM)

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice



lronitulstahp -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 6:02:11 PM)

Is there a toy You don't know about???????
~amazed slut



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