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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 4:37:49 PM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		well, that's good to know...next time i want to sneak myself  somewhere intercontinentally i'll hide myself in a case of graham crackers hehe.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 4:51:25 PM   
Sundowner


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  Dear Cali

Congratulations on your 5,000.

Sorry I missed the event, but hugs anyway.

AnAdmirer

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 5:35:04 PM   
ElanSubdued


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quote:

LadyHibiscus:
Make sure they have that red and white TSA symbol on them.  FARKING BASTAGES.  I swear, I used to enjoy travelling.


Traveling shmaveling!  You've gotten off topic.  Toys, bags, labels, and airports.  Who cares?  Let's get back to the basics here (i.e. the logistics of you and Cali giving me blowjobs).  Geesh.  Put the cock away for even an instant and you two lose focus!

Elan.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 5:38:00 PM   
ElanSubdued


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Why would a woman worry about trivial travel details (such as transporting toys) when she could be giving blowjobs instead?

Elan.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 6:22:21 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Where do you think my tongue fits best when it comes to Rain...?

~Twisted-n-Tied_TheTongueIsASubblyThang



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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 7:04:12 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued
Who cares?  Let's get back to the basics here (i.e. the logistics of you and Cali giving me blowjobs).  Geesh.  Put the cock away for even an instant and you two lose focus!


I'm not entirely sure that the phrase "who cares" makes me drop to my knees and open my mouth.  Perhaps a little finesse is in order.  Not the way CJ uses it, mind you (click here).

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 7:06:01 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lumus
Where do you think my tongue fits best when it comes to Rain...?


Sigh.  Have you lost your manual to life?  When it comes to rain, and tongue, one tips one's head back as far as possible, opens one's mouth, sticks out one's tongue, and lets the drops fall where they may.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 7:07:12 PM   
Lumus


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 10:34:54 PM   
ElanSubdued


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

quote:

I'm not entirely sure that the phrase "who cares" makes me drop to my knees and open my mouth.  Perhaps a little finesse is in order.


Well, I wasn't really using the phrase to entice.  Rather, it was just an expression of general displeasure regarding packing too much while traveling and at focusing on airport officials instead of blowjobs.  Indeed though, you are quite correct.  A little "getting to know you", finesse, and romance certainly help set the mood.  I'm not meaning to interrupt the lighthearted flavour of this thread, however, momentarily I'm going to be entirely serious.  Cali, I apologize if my post was at all offensive.

Elan.

< Message edited by ElanSubdued -- 7/21/2008 10:35:53 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 11:12:53 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Elan, first of all, there would be no doubt, had you offended me.  It would be crystal clear. Therefore, you can surmise that you did not offend me. 

And second... did you read how CJ uses finesse in that link?  I *STILL* think that was funny. 

And third... my humor meter might be a bit impaired at the moment... I guess deep down I am still expecting my ex to find some way to screw up my vacation.


Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/22/2008 5:31:45 AM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		Now, now Cali.... don't you worry your pretty little head about the ex.  He gives you any trouble, he'll have a visit from a coupla freinz o' mine. 

It'll be a conversation he won't soon forget.    yanno whud i mean?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/22/2008 5:34:51 AM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali
I am so tired I think my brain leaked out of my ears, especially the left ear.
Should I pop a couple of Soma and go back to sleep or should I stay awake and type nonsensical posts here at CM?

Thank you,
Sleepless, Brainless.... but has lovely legs.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/22/2008 6:14:22 AM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65
Should I pop a couple of Soma and go back to sleep or should I stay awake and type nonsensical posts here at CM?


My vote is for sleep.  Nonsense can be so overrated.


Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/22/2008 8:33:20 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali

I recently took the advice of a girly friend of mine who suggested that I get in some vigorous exercise with another girly friend. The problem is, that when I told friend #1 how much fun I had with friend #2, she didn't seem to enjoy my, ummm, enjoyment. Friend #1 didn't e'splain to me that , although she wished me to play with friend #2, she didn't also wish for me to actually enjoy it.

Are you following this, because , sometimes I have some difficulty understanding how the female brain woiks.

Cofuzzledin Florida




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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/22/2008 8:56:12 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: cjan
I recently took the advice of a girly friend of mine who suggested that I get in some vigorous exercise with another girly friend. The problem is, that when I told friend #1 how much fun I had with friend #2, she didn't seem to enjoy my, ummm, enjoyment. Friend #1 didn't e'splain to me that , although she wished me to play with friend #2, she didn't also wish for me to actually enjoy it.


There is a difference between practicing a skill, working on your timing, bettering yourself... and being all giggly and atwitter about it.  I'm just sayin'.

And I understood the issue perfectly.  *feels boobies*    Maybe cuz I'm a girl.  *feels boobies again*  Yep, still a girl.  *rubs boobies now*   Oh hell yes, am I ever a girl.  Ahem.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/22/2008 8:59:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
I recently took the advice of a girly friend of mine who suggested that I get in some vigorous exercise with another girly friend. The problem is, that when I told friend #1 how much fun I had with friend #2, she didn't seem to enjoy my, ummm, enjoyment. Friend #1 didn't e'splain to me that , although she wished me to play with friend #2, she didn't also wish for me to actually enjoy it.


There is a difference between practicing a skill, working on your timing, bettering yourself... and being all giggly and atwitter about it.  I'm just sayin'.

And I understood the issue perfectly.  *feels boobies*    Maybe cuz I'm a girl.  *feels boobies again*  Yep, still a girl.  *rubs boobies now*   Oh hell yes, am I ever a girl.  Ahem.

Cali



cant help them boobies when they bounce while you run or jog.  or bend over during exercise.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/22/2008 4:27:41 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Boobie touching good?  K.

*sets up the bear trap*

Lean over.



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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/27/2008 7:07:37 AM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

You recently celebrated the anniversary of your 29th birthday.  My first question is, how did you enjoy the Sybian?  My second question is, how is your butt feeling?  Any lingering tingling or numbness? 




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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/27/2008 10:34:12 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Cali
Happy birthday to you

Wish I was there in person to give you b-day spankings!
 XOXO
Kalon Eric




Many spanks from the spanking troup of Florida

wish I was there to give you these in person
xoxoxo

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/27/2008 10:44:43 AM   
ThundersCry


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Status: offline 		Ya...HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cali..
 
Theres a thread around here and folks are trying to make a name for cjan..
 
Talk about a smooth talking man, getting 5 ladies to come to him..his name is really quite easy to come up with...
 
SLUT!

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