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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/28/2008 7:22:21 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/28/2008 7:58:56 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/28/2008 6:05:29 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/28/2008 6:06:36 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 10:37:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,
Evidently I can't really get my sweetie pie back until I blow the clouds away or something... I don't know.... There doesn't seem to be a line of men waiting for me to crawl up to them to give... ummm... well you know...How do I find this elusive group of needy men?

I heard that you guys fulfilled all the ones in Florida and had to go to other states, and I'm on my way to Florida in a couple of weeks.  I'm really worried.  Help!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 10:44:11 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 11:15:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
You recently celebrated the anniversary of your 29th birthday.  My first question is, how did you enjoy the Sybian?  My second question is, how is your butt feeling?  Any lingering tingling or numbness? 


First of all, I don't know how I missed all these posts.  My apologies.  We'll call it brain-confuzzle from all the yummy peeps I got to spend time with.

Alas, the Syban ride did not happen.  We were required to provide a "Sybian Monitor", if you will, to protect the Sybian from us and make sure we did not burn it out, and the one person in the group who had experience with one did not make it.  He knows who he is, and he OWES me a Sybian ride.

For the birthday spanking, it was sort of a Twilight Zone thang.  Peeps saw me being dragged by my hair down the hall to the room with the spanking bench, the door stayed open, 44 whacks with a wooden paddle were administered, yet they all claimed to not even know it was going on.  Hmmm.  Still trying to figure that one out.  I have a sneaking suspicion they were trying to get an encore performance...


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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 11:20:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ThundersCry
Theres a thread around here and folks are trying to make a name for cjan..
 
Talk about a smooth talking man, getting 5 ladies to come to him..his name is really quite easy to come up with...


Oh yes, PiedPiperPimpDaddy, I mean CJ, is smooth, but in an oh-so-unassuming sort of way.  All he had to say was "come to CJ", and we did.  Too bad that sort of thing cannot be bottled, yanno?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 11:22:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*just saying....Cali has yummy boobies*


LMAO.  You know what's funny Greedy?  You were off running an errand with the other girls when I whipped them out.  We (LadyH, CJ and I) were looking at the snake-bite-suction-thingy so I pulled the boobies out and tried it out.  Sorry, no pics of that.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 11:25:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
Evidently I can't really get my sweetie pie back until I blow the clouds away or something


I've spotted the problem.  It's not clouds you want to blow, darlin'.  You might want to refocus on what's really important.  There's this little maneuver that got me 5 out of 5 stars on a recent rating.  What you do is... ahhh hell, we don't want to turn this into wank material, now do we.  Just use your imagination.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 11:50:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh goodness girls, I did not say thank you for the nice compliments.  That's something I'm not so good at.  Okay, the one thing.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 2:02:28 PM   
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For the birthday spanking, it was sort of a Twilight Zone thang.  Peeps saw me being dragged by my hair down the hall to the room with the spanking bench, the door stayed open, 44 whacks with a wooden paddle were administered, yet they all claimed to not even know it was going on.  Hmmm.  Still trying to figure that one out.  I have a sneaking suspicion they were trying to get an encore performance...


Cali


44?  44?  Hmm, wasn't that supposed to be 100?  C-jan, what happened to the rest?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 2:16:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL Dragon!  Maybe it had something to do with the fact that when he was on number 42, and asked me how many more to go, it took an inordinately long time before I could come up with the answer.  Then, since I was counting after each one, I had to figure out what the next number was, after 42.  Forty-two? What comes after forty-two? Is it one? No, that's not it.  Ummm... six?  No.  Shit!  Ummmm... forty-three? Is that it?  YES!  "Forty-three, thank you SIR!"


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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 2:36:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
Evidently I can't really get my sweetie pie back until I blow the clouds away or something


I've spotted the problem.  It's not clouds you want to blow, darlin'.  You might want to refocus on what's really important.  There's this little maneuver that got me 5 out of 5 stars on a recent rating.  What you do is... ahhh hell, we don't want to turn this into wank material, now do we.  Just use your imagination.

Cali



Cali,
That's what I said too, but Angel made fun of me .... Pouts.  Can I  beat her up for leading me astray?
thank you.
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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 2:46:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
That's what I said too, but Angel made fun of me .... Pouts.  Can I  beat her up for leading me astray?


Sunshine, perhaps you need to do a little self-flagellation for turning to anyone for advice but me.  I mean seriously, do you think angels really go around proclaiming their angelic innnocence?  If they are indeed twuly angelic, shouldn't it be obvious? 

Methinks someone was leading you astray.  Yup.


Cali
(and yeah, go beat her up, in a most angelic way)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 3:19:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
That's what I said too, but Angel made fun of me .... Pouts.  Can I  beat her up for leading me astray?


Sunshine, perhaps you need to do a little self-flagellation for turning to anyone for advice but me.  I mean seriously, do you think angels really go around proclaiming their angelic innnocence?  If they are indeed twuly angelic, shouldn't it be obvious? 

Methinks someone was leading you astray.  Yup.


Cali
(and yeah, go beat her up, in a most angelic way)



ROFL, damn it, that's what i thought too!

beating angel up?? i need a protector, i haven't done girly fights since i was a teen arguing with my sister

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 3:24:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Angel, you know all girly fights turn into girl-on-girl action.  You don't need a protector.  Sheesh.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 3:25:57 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 3:26:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Angel, you know all girly fights turn into girl-on-girl action.  You don't need a protector.  Sheesh.


Cali



I guess she needs to learn...
Alls ya need is chocolate pudding and whipped cream!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/3/2008 3:30:36 PM   
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they definitely don't teach these things in angel school, in fact, they discourage such thoughts. hmmmmm maybe that's why i left

so... cliffnotes version. girly fights = girly action got it!

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