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xxblushesxx -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 6:53:11 PM)
Dear Kalista; go to Louisville with Christin and Sundowner and get the video that xxblushesxx promised you and promptly forgot about. (or at least contact her and give her your address so she can send you the dvd.) (it's an exercise vid you pervs) Oh, and erm...give someone a blowjob therealcalinonathatfakeassshit

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:16:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner I'm British and rather shy. A lady friend has offered to give me a blowjob. I am already in fulltime employment and do not wish to take up another job. However I do not wish to offend her. What should I do. Dear Overworked: First, you can only count on the real Cali, accept no substitutes. Second, the term "blowjob" is a euphemism. There is no blowing, and it is not a job. More appropriately, it should be called a SuckPrivilege. Now drop your pants and receive what is rightfully yours. Cali

Level -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:20:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: JustAVixen Ahhh, my apologies. I did not realize I was stepping on toes. You weren't. I forgot the little smiley. Having a column thrust upon you can be a challenge. Now if you were on your knees giving someone a blowjob, you wouldn't have the opportunity to step on anybody's body parts. Assume the position. Cali Hmm, thrusting.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:21:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I'm a huge fan of anal, but I have to admit that my personal hygiene is lacking...Are there any long term potential problems with leaving a sub's doo-doo on the Domidong? I would have had her blow me to remove the her dung...But I fell asleep...Unfortunately when I woke up in the morning she was dead. Since we can safely guess that the domidong must pee on a regular basis, any foreign matter blocking its entrance will be expelled. As far as any material remaining on the outside of the domidong, the skin of the domidong is the same as any other relatively non-porous skin on the outside of your body, so you're safe there. Okay, well it's not exactly the same, it is more silky, and more soft, and more smooth, and more responsive and more... mmmm... yes, did I mention silky... and hot... and mmmmm dayummm fine, and uh.... I'm sorry, did you ask me a question? Next time try not to fuck the life out of her, it completely removes any possibility of repeat action, and it kinda ruins your street cred. I'm just sayin.' Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:26:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kalista07 blah blah blah blah blah Oh yes!!!! This is killing me since we do NOT have sex! i really like Him, but damn a girls got needs ya know??!! Girlfriend, if he won't put out on the first date throw him back, he's not a keeper. Uhhh, I mean, you DID give him a blowjob first, right? And then he still wouldn't put out? WTF is it with these guys, don't they know they OWE you? After all, you shaved your legs and everything (you DID shave, right?). The very LEAST he could do is let you blow him. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:30:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick You weren't. I forgot the little smiley. Having a column thrust upon you can be a Hmm, thrusting. Level, please keep up or get off the bus. We were thrusting back on page four. I think you even lost your place in line and missed your blowjob. Cali

Kalista07 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:39:53 PM)
Cali, i think as his punishment for not keeping up You should have me blow level....... dayum..That sounded trashy didn't it...Hmmm... Screw it!! i'm kinda proud of myself... tee hee heee Just sayin' Kali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:50:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kalista07 i think as his punishment for not keeping up You should have me blow level. Not only should you do it, but you should have done it before now. Why are you talking? Your mouth should be full. Get on it. Cali

dcnovice -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:52:22 PM)
Dear Cali, Is there any problem for which a blowjob is not the solution? Cheers, DC

Level -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:52:51 PM)
*thinks both of you should get to work* [8\|] Ah, my kingdom for a moonlit night, and a hottub..... [;)]

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:54:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Is there any problem for which a blowjob is not the solution? I'm thinking "nope". I'm sure there would be a lot less war if the guys were more occupied getting blowjobs. Cali (now accepting tokens of appreciation from men everywhere for the increase in the number of blowjobs they are probably getting.)

hejira92 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:59:42 PM)
Cali, Tonight is one of those horrific nights apart from Master. How can I give Him a blowjob? - Lonely, empty-mouthed sub

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:00:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Tonight is one of those horrific nights apart from Master. How can I give Him a blowjob? Don't come whining to Cali when he chooses to be apart from you. Use your time constructively to practice your blowjob skills. Cali

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:03:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Cali, Tonight is one of those horrific nights apart from Master. How can I give Him a blowjob? - Lonely, empty-mouthed sub I'm only about a half hour south of you.. Come over and we can practice our blow job skills together...

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:05:18 PM)
Dear Cali... My blowjob skills are already amazing, but I have heard guys talking about 'gumming'..should I get my teeth taken out?

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:07:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner I'm British and rather shy. A lady friend has offered to give me a blowjob. I am already in fulltime employment and do not wish to take up another job. However I do not wish to offend her. What should I do. Dear Overworked: First, you can only count on the real Cali, accept no substitutes. Second, the term "blowjob" is a euphemism. There is no blowing, and it is not a job. More appropriately, it should be called a SuckPrivilege. Now drop your pants and receive what is rightfully yours. Cali Dear Cali. What about those blowjobs in which your mouth is simply opened as wide as it can go, your tongue is sticking out but there is no actual sucking going on? You are just gettng throat fucked?

Kalista07 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:08:31 PM)
mear ali, sjklkh ehyou meohw thenakdl soihngdf!! shanky doodly do. * edited to state i can indeed spell, however, i have proven that not only is it not polite to talk with Your mouth full, it's just downright rude.*

hejira92 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:12:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch I'm only about a half hour south of you.. Come over and we can practice our blow job skills together... (With apologies to Cali) BSB- Sent you note on other side And for all you perverts- no, the note is NOT about blowjobs. (But I was never one to rule out any possibilities......)

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:15:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Dear Cali... My blowjob skills are already amazing, but I have heard guys talking about 'gumming'..should I get my teeth taken out? Dear Cali, I was thinking about having my tonsils removed too.. Do you think this would make it easier to deep throat?

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:18:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Dear Cali... My blowjob skills are already amazing, but I have heard guys talking about 'gumming'..should I get my teeth taken out? yeah, i was thinking about having my tonsils removed too.. Mine were removed years ago... Hmm..wonder if that really makes a difference? OK, BSB... time for research..before and after [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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