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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 2:10:34 PM

CalifChick

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Kali, my sister, you are in pain because some dweeb SMASHED INTO YOU WITH THEIR VEHICLE. I'm sure your Sir will understand that now is not the best time for oral worship. Seriously. This is one of the few times that a blow job will NOT fix what ails ya.

Rest up, drink lots of water (don't know if it will help but can't hurt), and when you're ready, then you're ready.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 3:13:47 PM

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Dear Cali,

What is the best length of beard to make women crazy?

Signed,
Clean cut for now

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 3:23:28 PM

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About 1/4 inch to 3/8 inch. Same for the mustache. Yep. Grow it back, DuckyDom.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 3:40:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger

Dear Cali,

What is the best length of beard to make women crazy?

Signed,
Clean cut for now

Clean shaven. Maybe a mustache if it fits his face. But clean shaven and kissable. Thats what drives this woman crazy.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 3:47:37 PM

angelspassion4u

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For me clean shaven no beard or mustache. My skin is too sensitive and beard burn hurts lol. Now beards and mustaches look great on some guys but I can't kiss them and be close with them lol.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 3:58:31 PM

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I like some stubble....so, clean shaven, except for those long weekends...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 3:59:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Kali, my sister, you are in pain because some dweeb SMASHED INTO YOU WITH THEIR VEHICLE. I'm sure your Sir will understand that now is not the best time for oral worship. Seriously. This is one of the few times that a blow job will NOT fix what ails ya.

Rest up, drink lots of water (don't know if it will help but can't hurt), and when you're ready, then you're ready.

Cali

Oh My Gawd ! Cali IS NOT recommending a blowjob???? The wolrd is not spinning correctly or maybe my ears or eyes decieve me or maye i am just crazy???

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 4:03:50 PM

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Dear Cali,

I recently read that the pefect length of a beard and mustache was between 1/4 inch and 3/8 inch for driving women crazy. Would it be morally irresponsible of me to trim mine to those specifications? I am all for promoting good mental health.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 4:54:14 PM

CalifChick

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Thad... oh myyyyyyyyy, please, oh god yes pleasssssssssssssssssse. Bald head, shorter goatee, ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy... my panties just fell off.

Pay no attention to those hoes that say clean-shaven. Seriously.

Cali
(call me)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 4:55:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
Oh My Gawd ! Cali IS NOT recommending a blowjob???? The wolrd is not spinning correctly or maybe my ears or eyes decieve me or maye i am just crazy???

LushyYouSlutttttttttt. It's not only NOT the first time I said this, but I don't think it's even the second. It's at least the THIRD time. Pay attention pimpette.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 5:41:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Thad... oh myyyyyyyyy, please, oh god yes pleasssssssssssssssssse. Bald head, shorter goatee, ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy... my panties just fell off.

Pay no attention to those hoes that say clean-shaven. Seriously.

Cali
(call me)

I will let it grow, for the sake of sanity. Must marginalize my liabilities, especially if I am gonna run for Pres or something next cycle.

Actually, I will be trimming another inch or so off, I hate beard in my soup. It will never be clean shaven, I was forced to drag a razor over my face when I had no facial hair (17 and in the military), so never again, well unless they force the issue while I am in a coma, and in that case they can just pull the plug.

Besides, the girl responsible for giving me blowjobs likes it, and hell I don't mind giving her at least that as a perk.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 6:45:18 PM

CalifChick

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You're such a good man. A Good Man.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 6:46:46 PM

GreedyTop

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Dear Cali...

please remind me why it's a bad idea to contact Dtypes from overseas?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 6:54:38 PM

LadyHibiscus

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Thadius is indeed a good man! He will be EVEN BETTER with braids in that beard!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:01:53 PM

CalifChick

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali...

please remind me why it's a bad idea to contact Dtypes from overseas?

Cuz they're... overseas. Unless you're happy never seeing them, or seeing them once every so many years, why invite that kind of difficulty into your life? Maybe give someone on the same continent a chance. Who knows, you might find someone who can make you happy in person.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:08:09 PM

GreedyTop

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well, it started as a simple compliment on a profile, and the pics.

but unlike most f the Dtypes I've been in touch with (either here or there), he actually asks me about myself, and volunteers stuff about himself.. not just the "I AM DOM" stuff.. but personal stuff.. like feelings, background, etc..

I know I should know better,, but dammit!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:12:41 PM

LadyHibiscus

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GREEDY.

THIS IS AUNTIE TALKING REALLY LOUD.

DO NOT BE STUPID!!!!! (note the 5)

*snorgles*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:15:10 PM

GreedyTop

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*adores LadyH & Cali*

yeah I know.

BUt since I plan to move there at some point anyway...

yeah, I know.. stupid to do anything until I GET moved.....

(y'all think I havent had these arguments in my own head already??)

< Message edited by GreedyTop -- 8/31/2008 7:16:39 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:16:01 PM

LadyHibiscus

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*adores Greedy back!*

*bows down to Cali*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:20:32 PM

CalifChick

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Yes, Miss Greedy, it is not entirely wise to place all your eggs in a basket marked "bound for UK", when you don't have a hatch date for said eggs in said basket.

Cali

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