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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:09:10 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		My  regarding the facial hair controversy...

Am I the onliest one who finds it curious that subly types who, supposedly, appreciate a wide variety of sensations as well as a domly types skill and creativity at eliciting said sensations, employing various tools and body parts to elicit same, pussy out at the prospect of manly facial hair employed in such activities ?

"Oh noooo, Sir, your beard is too scratchy on my girly bits. I'll have to use my safe word. "


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:19:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

based on that news story about the mayor trying to recruit ugly women... is it true there are more men there?

I think it is that there are more men in the remote areas...mining places and farming areas but in the cities it is fairly even I imagine. 


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:28:39 AM   
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(I like remote areas)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:31:51 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:34:43 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:36:33 AM   
GreedyTop


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*wonders how long it'll take me to save $ to travel to Oz*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:37:21 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Just sayin'.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:40:16 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:41:16 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 8:42:52 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 9:07:13 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Lately I am feeling unlubbed here on CM. It has been rough on my attention whore ego. Is it time to send out my cock pics, or do you suggest I update my PimpDaddy wardrobe ?

PimpMyProfile



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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 9:10:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

Dear Cali,

Lately I am feeling unlubbed here on CM. It has been rough on my attention whore ego. Is it time to send out my cock pics, or do you suggest I update my PimpDaddy wardrobe ?

PimpMyProfile



cock shots. You need my addy?


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 9:18:18 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: cjan

Dear Cali,

Lately I am feeling unlubbed here on CM. It has been rough on my attention whore ego. Is it time to send out my cock pics, or do you suggest I update my PimpDaddy wardrobe ?

PimpMyProfile




Ahem.  I DID mention the beard burn, eh?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 10:17:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I am writing on behalf of my client who wishes to cancel his subscription to your agony aunt resource.

Richard Brain

PS Have you changed your mind yet? Would you consider dinner together?


Dear Dickbrain:

In the interest of trying to avoid appearing shallow, I did not add the disclaimer to my previous advice, in that gentlemen residing overseas with a healthy bank balance that they are willing to access in order to visit lovely women (such as myself) are exempt from the "cuz they're overseas" advice.


Cali
(make it an early dinner, so we can have time for a lengthy dessert)



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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 10:19:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan
Lately I am feeling unlubbed here on CM. It has been rough on my attention whore ego. Is it time to send out my cock pics, or do you suggest I update my PimpDaddy wardrobe ?


I suggest a two-fingered... uhh... I mean, two-pronged approach.  Send out da pics, and update da wardrobe.

CaliPimpette


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 10:22:13 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: cjan

"Oh noooo, Sir, your beard is too scratchy on my girly bits. I'll have to use my safe word. "


You did NOT hear that from me (unless that's what you hear when girls say, "oh fuck yesssssssss right thereeeeeeeeee OH MY GODDDDD UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH").

Maybe you're not hanging with the twue subs anymore.  *nod*nod*nod*


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 10:44:29 AM   
lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: cjan

Dear Cali,

Lately I am feeling unlubbed here on CM. It has been rough on my attention whore ego. Is it time to send out my cock pics, or do you suggest I update my PimpDaddy wardrobe ?

PimpMyProfile




Lubs and misses my pimpdaddy!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 11:02:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner


blah blah lawyer talk blah blah....As I believe you know, my client has fallen deeply in love, in a very real and meaningful way, with a considerable number of submissive ladies resident in the United States and is minded to develop such relationships; more waffle blah blah


Excuse me..... coughs... what about the hot Aussie sheilas you so admire????



yeah, sd, waiting here to hear your answer! *taptapping foot*



Dear Misses wanders and Angel

I am instructed to point out that my correspondence with Miss Cali was intended to remonstrate with an American lady (who, in spite of my client's disapproval nonetheless commands my own affection I would add) who was inciting other American ladies to spurn overseas connections.

I believe I can with confidence assert that my client feels that Australian ladies (in love with many of whom I understand he has fallen) possess an independence of thought commensurate with the Antipodean nature and are thus impervious to extraneous incitement from third parties.

I would point out that your distress, when occasioned and directed towards my client himself, may lead to his evincing dissatisfaction with my services; whilst he normally restricts his disciplining activities to those of the fairer sex for his own, and their, simple pleasure I know from bitter experience that he can be moved to inflict physical punishment on those of his staff who offend him and I would not wish to suffer at his hands (again). I trust therefore that you will accept my explanation of the situation and cease and desist from holding any form of ill opinion of my client's behaviour, if only to save me from uncomfortable consequences.

I would also encourage you to take note of the wise entreaty posted by Miss purepleasure, suggesting a spirit of cooperation (albeit suggesting also an episode of unseemly behaviour).

Should you however still feel aggrieved I will of course apprise my client of the difficulty and seek further instructions.

I remain,
Yours faithfully



Richard Brain
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 11:08:30 AM   
Sundowner


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er .... Brain?  Get a grip will you and stop being so fucking boring.  And stop using my office pc - go buy your own.

(And stop trying to hit on Cali - she's for the grownups).


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 11:26:41 AM   
cjan


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Dear Cali,

Lately I am feeling unlubbed here on CM. It has been rough on my attention whore ego. Is it time to send out my cock pics, or do you suggest I update my PimpDaddy wardrobe ?

PimpMyProfile



cock shots. You need my addy?



I will send them to your CM addy, dear, uless you prefer that I use another box.


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