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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:24:06 PM

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I am so grateful to you, my friends :) You keep me grounded :)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:31:49 PM

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lay on your bed, on your back, with your head hanging off the side. Don't suck, just take a loooooooong, deeeeep breath and open your mouth and throat..

Hey, I thought I invented that!! I love it! Bye-bye, gag reflex!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/31/2008 7:51:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I am so grateful to you, my friends :) You keep me grounded :)

Ah hell Greedy,

I would be willing to send mails back and forth with you. I am not overseas, but the likelyhood of us hooking up is about the same. I even have my own car... huh... bonus.

If you ever need a talk you know how to reach me, and you know how it will be answered.

A fun loving evil rotten bastard,
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 12:25:15 AM

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Oh My Gawd ! Cali IS NOT recommending a blowjob???? The wolrd is not spinning correctly or maybe my ears or eyes decieve me or maye i am just crazy???

LushyYouSlutttttttttt. It's not only NOT the first time I said this, but I don't think it's even the second. It's at least the THIRD time. Pay attention pimpette.

Cali

Lushy? Don't worry - it's just she's in love again so her mind is somewhat distracted for the time being. It's probably sub-frenzy affecting her

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 12:38:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali...

please remind me why it's a bad idea to contact Dtypes from overseas?

Cuz they're... overseas. Unless you're happy never seeing them, or seeing them once every so many years, why invite that kind of difficulty into your life? Maybe give someone on the same continent a chance. Who knows, you might find someone who can make you happy in person.

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Dear Miss Cali

I am writing on behalf of my client who wishes to cancel his subscription to your agony aunt resource.

I understand that my client takes serious issue with certain aspects of your advisory posts, namely inciting innocent and impressionable subs to avoid contact with trans-atlantic doms. I believe my client feels this to be a despicable and unwarranted interference with what in his view is a perfectly proper and sustainable activity, much to be admired and encouraged.

I would mention that my client is based in the United Kingdom. As I believe you know, my client has fallen deeply in love, in a very real and meaningful way, with a considerable number of submissive ladies resident in the United States and is minded to develop such relationships; your behaviour in undermining his entirely pure and innocent aspirations does little to foster a spirit of cooperation between these two nations.

I am required to pass on to you a comment from my client, namely "Bah!"

I should be grateful if you would forward the balance of any unused subscription fees to my office.

Yours faithfully

Richard Brain
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PS Have you changed your mind yet? Would you consider dinner together?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 2:51:53 AM

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blah blah lawyer talk blah blah....As I believe you know, my client has fallen deeply in love, in a very real and meaningful way, with a considerable number of submissive ladies resident in the United States and is minded to develop such relationships; more waffle blah blah

Excuse me..... coughs... what about the hot Aussie sheilas you so admire????

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 2:53:25 AM

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I even have my own car... huh... bonus.

Now that made me laugh aloud!!!!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 2:58:53 AM

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blah blah lawyer talk blah blah....As I believe you know, my client has fallen deeply in love, in a very real and meaningful way, with a considerable number of submissive ladies resident in the United States and is minded to develop such relationships; more waffle blah blah

Excuse me..... coughs... what about the hot Aussie sheilas you so admire????

yeah, sd, waiting here to hear your answer! *taptapping foot*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 3:17:15 AM

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yeah, sd, waiting here to hear your answer! *taptapping foot*

ha ha You're in trouble now SD!!!!! The foot's a tappin'!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 4:04:11 AM

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Now ladies.... the worldly Mr. Sundowner has mental resources enough for all of us! In the spirit of world-wide commraderie may I suggest we share this delightfully devious gentleman? But beware, while spending time in His cm naughty corner, I will probably fondle you in a meaningful way, should we be there at the same time.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 4:24:11 AM

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Oh we don't mind sharing him....we simply want to be acknowledged as more than an offshoot of the Northern Hemishphere

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 4:40:12 AM

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But, isn't Australia in the Southern Hemisphere?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 6:36:48 AM

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But, isn't Australia in the Southern Hemisphere?

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Yep we are which is why we (angel and I) feel it important that he single us out for a special mention

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 6:57:18 AM

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s!!!!!!

*snicker*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 6:58:56 AM

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grins... well of course GT .... us gals downunder will do anything for a bit of attention!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 7:00:26 AM

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based on that news story about the mayor trying to recruit ugly women... is it true there are more men there?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 7:45:15 AM

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i just think W/we should all go "downunder"

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 7:46:24 AM

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Dearest Thad,
meet in the middle? just one night to play............

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 7:55:15 AM

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Hey, GT, my love, inquiring minds wanna know...

Do you find that your attraction to domly types is in inverse proportion to your proximity to them ? Or is it just the accent thang ?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/1/2008 7:58:32 AM

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Hey, GT, my love, inquiring minds wanna know...

Do you find that your attraction to domly types is in inverse proportion to your proximity to them ? Or is it just the accent thang ?

AskingGTthisTimebutCalicanPutHerTwoCentsIn

Hmm.. well, maybe.. it may have some similarity to the fact that most of the semi local ones are usually already attached.. *Sigh*

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