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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/6/2008 8:34:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee I am sick of being horny. What is the point...when there is no...point? Subtee, darlin', I found it harddddddddd to believe that a hawt, sexy, smart, funny, got-it-going-on chick like yerself doesn't have the men beating down your door. Seriously.......... Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/6/2008 8:35:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: L8bloomer Do I have your permission to bitch-slap a certain arrogant twat who, in all likelihood, isn't what they claim to be? (Mainly "dominant".) Whose only purpose here appears to be to get their jollies? A person who likely has no idea what they would do if they had an actual submissive? I'm sure you know of the one I mean. ;) Actually, no I don't know who you mean (but feel free to mail me the details on the other side). Cali

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/7/2008 7:06:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: L8bloomer Do I have your permission to bitch-slap a certain arrogant twat who, in all likelihood, isn't what they claim to be? (Mainly "dominant".) Whose only purpose here appears to be to get their jollies? A person who likely has no idea what they would do if they had an actual submissive? I'm sure you know of the one I mean. ;) Actually, no I don't know who you mean (but feel free to mail me the details on the other side). Cali Me Too!

thornhappy -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/7/2008 8:02:35 AM)
Yeah, me three!

tammystarm -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/7/2008 8:22:23 AM)
im betting i know who it is and i think they might just be mistaken.... ~weg~

DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/15/2008 9:35:36 PM)
Dear cali. Not wanting to let the thread die an unglorious nevermind. My meeting with the lady in Texas didn't go well. While her daughters are great, I had about as much Miley Cyrus and Mary Kate and Ashley as I could stomach. The lady and I didn't hit it off as well as we thought we would. Am I destined to be just a horny, unfulfilled old man? Dragon

BKSir -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/15/2008 9:40:44 PM)
Nah, you could always kill miley and mary kate and ashley, and you'd be one of the most adored men alive.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/15/2008 9:42:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid The lady and I didn't hit it off as well as we thought we would. Am I destined to be just a horny, unfulfilled old man? Dear, sweet, Dragon... Oh ye of bad timing. Someone else has already snatched me up whilst you were off losing brain cells to the Olsen bunch. sigh We could have danced, we could have laughed, we could have loved. Alas, it is not to be. The fates conspired against us. The next time the past revisits you, take a moment to notice that the sharp edges are blurred by the faded spectacles of Father Time. As far as your destiny goes, I hear Father Time, Santa and the Tooth Fairy are having a little powwow and trying to convince Mistress Destiny to pull something a little better for you out of her little blue bag. Patience, my friend. Edited to say: Please tell me that at least you got a blowjob out of the deal. C'mon, make me proud. Cali

DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/15/2008 9:54:00 PM)
Not even a blowjob my dear. Dragon (but happy that you are)

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/15/2008 9:57:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid Not even a blowjob my dear. Wow. No blowjob? NO BLOWJOB? [sm=m23.gif] Is it time to turn in your Domly Dom Card? Cali

DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/15/2008 10:20:43 PM)
Nah, just wasn't the right time...place. Hard (ok, yeah, it was hard) but with 4 FOUR little ones in the house? Dragon

tammystarm -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 5:18:56 AM)
that is just sad

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 6:35:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: subtee I am sick of being horny. What is the point...when there is no...point? Subtee, darlin', I found it harddddddddd to believe that a hawt, sexy, smart, funny, got-it-going-on chick like yerself doesn't have the men beating down your door. Seriously.......... Cali Cali, I volunteer to, as you say, "take one for the team" and do tee...over and over and over again. I hereby authorize you to pimp me out.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 6:38:53 AM)
Oh, CJ, we appreciate the sacrifices (cough) you're willing to make. Consider yourself pimped out and go get her! Cali

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 6:59:11 AM)
Dear Cali, My various attempts re tee have been fruitless. Perhaps charm, wit, flattery and my oral skills references are the wrong approach with her. On the other hand, I hesitate to employ the caveman grunting and dragging off by the hair to my lair approach with such a one, but...ya nevah know, yanno ? What to do, what to do... ThePacer

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 7:06:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I hesitate to employ the caveman grunting and dragging off by the hair to my lair approach with such a one, but...ya nevah know, yanno ? Ohhh, trust meeeeeeeeeee... the caveman grunt, grab the hair right up by the head, pull so she's bent over, has no choice but to follow you down the hall, where you push her down onto the spanking bench/bed/couch/whatever, flip up her skirt, and "have your way with her", that is so fucking hawt and you do it so well.... I mean... errrrrr... I think that would work just fine. Cali (is it getting hot in here?)

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 7:06:10 AM)
quote: caveman grunting and dragging off by the hair to my lair approach with such a one melt

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 8:21:50 AM)
Mebbe I should send her cock pics... ?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 8:58:57 AM)
Personally I love a good grunt. I also love a man in a kilt. Yet I remain steadfastly single! Hmmmm maybe Tee and I could hook up? nah... our hotness would synergize and it would just be scary.

beargonewild -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/16/2008 9:08:23 AM)
And no male on this planet would be safe again!

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