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DesFIP -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:37:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*perk* men in kilts!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear Cali.. some 27 yr old emailed me, saying he may (MAY) be moving to this area and wants to get to know me.  When I said friends first, he stopped emailing me.. *snort*

Why cant some of these twits understand that if we cant be friends we cant be anything else?



Maybe he doesn't have any friends?




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:39:43 PM)

well, ignoring the fact that I want friends first makes me think he'd rebuff anything similar.. so yeah, I think he's probably lacking in friends..LOL

How ya doin, Des?




tammystarm -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:46:39 PM)

Dear Cali,
Any suggestions on noise proofing a room? Two lil ones, no babysitter, my muffled screaming, and His whip (that part is the loudest). Ive already tried the waiting till they fall asleep with their favorites movies playing a bit loudly in their rooms AND a cd playing a bit loudly in mine, and im afraid they may have still heard sounds!! (no worries on getting their hearing checked!)   uggggg in tn  (where uggg is a perfectly natural word)




Thadius -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:46:47 PM)

Dear Cali,

Greedy seems to think that friendship should come before giving blowjobs, I counter that a friendship could actually spring out of her giving blowjobs.  It's not like I require a woman to become my friend before we fuck.  So why does Greedyslut have a double standard?[;)]

Man with a friendly penis.




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:49:12 PM)

Thadius...darling... I like you. so if this is your way of asking if I'd blow you. the answer is yes :)




Thadius -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:51:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Thadius...darling... I like you. so if this is your way of asking if I'd blow you. the answer is yes :)


I already knew the answer to that question... I was just doing my part to look out for all of those Marines that visit your hotel. [;)]




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:53:15 PM)

dont forget the squids, grunts and stews!




Thadius -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:55:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

dont forget the squids, grunts and stews!


How could I forget them, they provide incredible services.  They operate the yachts, they carry the luggage, oh and the Air Farce runs some of the best resorts in the world. [8D]


Edited to fix a typo and add... God bless all of them, I do hope you are doing your best to show how much you love your country[;)]




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 2:55:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Thadius
quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Thadius...darling... I like you. so if this is your way of asking if I'd blow you. the answer is yes :)

I already knew the answer to that question... I was just doing my part to look out for all of those Marines that visit your hotel. [;)]


Just don't grab her head and steer.  A phrase "biting off more than you can chew" comes to mind.


Cali




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 3:02:11 PM)

dear cali....i dont think gt needs any more friends....she has cm....what she needs is a lover....and im first in line!




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 3:03:09 PM)

Umm... okay?  I'm not her pimp... maybe you should talk to PimpDaddy CJ.


Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 3:23:55 PM)

Thadius... I work at a hotel that caters primarily to military personnel.. it's what I can do.. 




Thadius -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 3:30:27 PM)

Thank you for doing it...




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 3:31:24 PM)

I'd prefer to enlist.. but I'm too  old




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 3:51:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Umm... okay?  I'm not her pimp... maybe you should talk to PimpDaddy CJ.


Cali



but what if you were first in line??
[8|]




sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 4:01:24 PM)

Dear Cali chica,
I got a request from a hot California girl for a postcard.  Should I send her a sexy one or a nice one that even her mother could look at? 

And by the by, GT arama, if we are getting in line to blow Master Thadius, watch out girl.... There are some girls over Gorean way who will shove you down and dig their heels into you to take over that coveted first spot.  Not me, I figure he can wait for the best.  ahem...

*files my nails and looks at that perty skin....




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 4:09:48 PM)

Sexy.  Uh huh.  Definitely.


Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 4:26:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Dear Cali chica,
I got a request from a hot California girl for a postcard.  Should I send her a sexy one or a nice one that even her mother could look at? 

And by the by, GT arama, if we are getting in line to blow Master Thadius, watch out girl.... There are some girls over Gorean way who will shove you down and dig their heels into you to take over that coveted first spot.  Not me, I figure he can wait for the best.  ahem...

*files my nails and looks at that perty skin....


*snort*

I spent the majority of my teens and 20s hanging with bikers...

'nuff said...




sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/20/2008 5:40:45 PM)

welllllll, ok Cali.. um  sexy... Ok.  yep... well ok... you got it... ohhhhhh...

*dances around singing..

I am a naughty girl!  I am a naughty girl!!!!!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/21/2008 8:25:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss


And by the by, GT arama, if we are getting in line to blow Master Thadius, watch out girl.... There are some girls over Gorean way who will shove you down and dig their heels into you to take over that coveted first spot. 


FIRST spot???  Oh, I think Thadius has been telling stories...   [8D]

ps--Greedy---I am way closer to him, want me to break him in for ya?




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