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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 3:40:01 PM   
softness


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ORIGINAL: Stephann

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"Fuck You."
"That's the plan."



thats why I want you .... such a logical view of the world

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 3:49:18 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 3:53:32 PM   
softness


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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 3:56:57 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 4:05:37 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 4:20:54 PM   
softness


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Status: offline 		a vanilla ... but filthy vanilla so not as you'd notice .. was doing this girl he picked up at a bar ... right over her kitchen counter ,, and she tried to make the coffee she had genuinely invited him in for
Girl ... Please let me see your face ... I hate this position ... I cant see you
Him .. oh of course .. how rude of me
*noises of rustling*
Him ... *tossing his campus ID card down on the kitchen counter* .. there you go ,., now you can see my face

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 4:32:24 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 4:55:01 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 9:25:08 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 9:32:51 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 11:50:36 PM   
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"Adam, has anyone ever told you that even if you cock was as big as you think it is, still no one here would give a fuck what you had to say."

Hope this qualifies because this morning I had to buy a New Wireless keyboard. Soaked the other one with Root Beer.

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/12/2008 3:32:44 AM   
softness


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Me ... errr turn up .. bring tits?
Him .. Good girl ..

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/12/2008 4:36:58 AM   
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"There were times before we broke up that it was all I could do just to pretend your cock brought me pleasure like you Fathers did." (Not as bad as it sounds she was not his Mom she just slept with his dad)

"Thomas, I am sick of you sniffing my panties,  if you want to do that go and buy your own."

Person 1: "If you dad saw this what do you think he would say?"
Person 2: "Why are you so worried?"
Person 1: "Oh I'm not worried I just wonder if he'd be cool with it."
Person 2: " You know I doubt my father would be okay with you tying me up and beating me."
Person 1: "Good point, So when are they coming home?"
Person 2: "Like I give a shit."

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 6:13:55 AM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 6:16:54 AM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 6:20:25 AM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 2:05:25 PM   
Aylee


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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 2:07:07 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 2:11:34 PM   
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"A man is not complete until he gets married.  Then he's finished."

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 2:12:29 PM   
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