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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 2:15:06 PM

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“She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.” - Oscar Wilde

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 5:40:49 PM

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A classic:

Lady: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea.

Wnston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 8:33:26 PM

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

"A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, a few good tokes, and your sweet body."

Not on bumper sticker..

"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 8:47:27 PM

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"Drink till he's cute."

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/13/2008 9:32:17 PM

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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?

"Wanna fuck?" -- Why would I fuck you, Your hand won't!

You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.

You know, you could be arrested for trying to impersonate a human being, asshole, so why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it?!

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/14/2008 1:22:22 AM

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