Brevity *is* the soul of wit

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softness -> Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:15:54 PM)
and with that in mind one liners, witty comebacks, cutting quips ... and generally an homage to all of those that tread these boards and cause us to be wiping coffee from our monitors when we least expect it ... I will start you off WARNING contains profanity "That cunt is dripping like a fucked fridge"

hejira92 -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:24:17 PM)
I saw this bumper sticker on a pick-up yesterday: If you're gonna ride my ass, the least you could do is pull my hair! and I thought- are we that mainstream now?

Lumus -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:35:00 PM)
If you think I'm gonna fuck you up, you should see what I did to my inner child.

sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:38:21 PM)
one i saw that made me laugh... Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole. (not tryin to start some religious shit in here people, just a funny bumper sticker) One i saw that i found cute... Good girls go to heaven, bad girls take you there.

Lumus -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:40:30 PM)
Of course I listen to you...you make great sounds when you suck me off.

colouredin -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:41:06 PM)
i always liked "if you think im a bitch you should meet my mother" and "everyone is entitled to my opinion"

softness -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:41:24 PM)
"it might be great to sleep with a blonde .... with a brunette ... they never let you close your eyes" I have on my facebook setting under religion "Jesus loves me ... yeah baby he does" ,,, my mother disapproves

sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:42:02 PM)
[8D] i knew you liked me for a reason!

sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:43:18 PM)
speaking of inner children... "I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass"

womyn -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:44:42 PM)
"You've got the brain of a 4-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."

sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:46:25 PM)
"My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm"

sharemeuk -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:46:36 PM)
"Shut up." she explained.

womyn -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:46:59 PM)
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

softness -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:47:38 PM)
someone has the dig line "I see you put aside this special time to get humiliated in public" .... i really like that oh dear .. Domiguy is lurking ... braces self

softness -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:48:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sharemeuk "Shut up." she explained. brilliant

womyn -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:49:15 PM)
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:50:21 PM)
"Metaphors be with you" "I love cats…they taste just like chicken"

sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:51:22 PM)
"Vote for Dirty Sanchez"

softness -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:51:32 PM)
"well tonight was a complete waste of make up" .. favourite saying of a friend of mine when guys dont put out on a first date

sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 2:52:25 PM)
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" This is fun softness [;)]

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