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kittinSol -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 10:26:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RealityLicks I've heard Hollywood are seeking rights to her story. Any ideas on who could play the couple in the film? For the woman, one with a big arse; for the man, one that's totally clueless. I think a couple of unknowns would work. No famous actors would agree to this. Would they?!

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 10:28:00 AM)
rosie and jim carey.

Estring -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 10:30:05 AM)
And her mother said she was a bitch to potty train![;)]

Chloelicious -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 10:33:05 AM)
RL What about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Barbra Streisand and James Brolin? Paris Hilton and Rick salomon?

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 10:33:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl rosie and jim carey. [sm=biggrin.gif] One thing's for sure: there won't be too much camera work. Just plonk it in front of the bog, and there you have it. Will they give air freshener with the tickets at the movie theatre? Watch this space...

PanthersMom -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 10:40:41 AM)
ok, forgive my curiosity, but what the hell did he do after she became one with the seat? i sure hope it was a two bath apartment, anything else is just a bit too gross for me. PM

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 10:43:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PanthersMom ok, forgive my curiosity, but what the hell did he do after she became one with the seat? Well, she was at just about the right height to suck his c... Forget it.

PanthersMom -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 10:51:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: PanthersMom ok, forgive my curiosity, but what the hell did he do after she became one with the seat? Well, she was at just about the right height to suck his c... Forget it. um, oral sex is fun but beyond that, ewwwwww! talk about the ultimate toilet slave. then again maybe she was just the perfect slave for those cold winter mornings, she not only goes first and warms the seat, she is the seat! PM

Lucylastic -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 11:11:33 AM)
Kitten........at least it wont have scratch and sniff... Ive had agoraphobia in several stages in my life but never felt the need to move into the bathroom, for one, its toooo bloody uncomfy for longer than a few hours, And I cant sleep sitting up let alone on porcelain, no matter how comfy the loo seat is. gotta worry bout this ladies mind, I hope she decides to talk to someone. Lucy

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 11:22:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic gotta worry bout this ladies mind, I hope she decides to talk to someone. Yep. She just needs a good sit-down and talk.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 11:23:50 AM)
how about kirstie and valeri? the lesbian couple.... where kirstie gets stuck to the toilet cause she ate a whole bucket of ice cream the night before...since she caught valeri cheating with ellen!!!

masterfixer -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 11:32:47 AM)
goes to show some poeple have nothing better to do

mnottertail -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 12:25:22 PM)
can you imagine the dingleberries on that ass, tho? WOW!!! UFF FUCKIN' DA!!!!!!

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 12:27:26 PM)
Holy shit! Okay, enough poop jokes have been made in this thread, I know. But I would love to know what was going on in this woman's mind... and also in the mind of her boyfriend who didn't call for help when she first started refusing to come out. Seriously, two years? WTF?

Mercnbeth -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 12:34:58 PM)
They were just trying to re-play the desk scene from the movie 'The Secretary' and since they didn't have a desk in the double wide - the toilet was next best option. Obviously she was a very dedicated sub. She didn't use her safe-word so he figured she was fine, and instead of telling her to get up - he just called 'Guinness'. Another safe-word lesson!

mnottertail -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 12:56:49 PM)
Which bring up the most interesting of the conundrums...... I mean the blowjobs are solved for prima facie. How did she get him his beers? That's the fuckin' puzzler. Ron

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 1:01:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail How did she get him his beers? That's the fuckin' puzzler. He's a multiple slave owner; he had another one in the fridge. Of course.

RealityLicks -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 1:03:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol For the woman, one with a big arse; for the man, one that's totally clueless. I think a couple of unknowns would work. You and me then, babe. Let's go, Poppa needs new shoes!

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 1:06:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RealityLicks quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol For the woman, one with a big arse; for the man, one that's totally clueless. I think a couple of unknowns would work. You and me then, babe. Let's go, Poppa needs new shoes! Oi! My arse isn't THAT big.

sweetwenchie -> RE: Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years (3/13/2008 1:09:19 PM)
Okay, speechless here... [8\|]

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