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CarrieO -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/16/2009 6:09:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN YOUNG LADY!



Sitting down [:D]



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/16/2009 6:19:28 PM)

i paid 50 dollars to have them printed and bound.

Yes Sunny, you're right. We are not thinking clearly. We are not into the holiday spirit. I havent even lit a menorah. The cards we have been writing have been, "thank you for your donation" cards.

The only mistake in the whole thing and many wouldnt even notice that there is a mistake unless they know her specific date. So, I'll live with it and shower her with humor and jokes.


Heres a funny one that I love. When I was 13 i had a Bat Mitsvah. My mom made these horrendous long dresses for me and my sisters in pink and white checked gingham. I had one of those doily things on my head. My sisters were made to wear pink and white checked gingham bows. They Hated them. My sister was 14. She was not amused. Well a few months back my mom gave me a folder with a picture from my bat Mitsvah of my grandma and I and also there were those 2 hideous bows that we have talked about numerous times. I am taking those 2 bows and giving them to my sisters for Hannukah all wrapped up real purrty![:D]

If anyone wants to see the picture of my grandma and me in the pink and white dress that my sisters had duplicates of...message me!




sunshinemiss -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/16/2009 6:54:38 PM)

My darling lushy,
How our childhood embarassments become soo much fodder for adulthood frivolity!

I would love to see that photo. 

hugs,
sunshine



GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/16/2009 11:29:28 PM)

I'd love to see the pic too!!


I hate that Jonnie is having issues with his cell/internet provider.



sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 7:35:43 AM)

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We are not thinking clearly. We are not into the holiday spirit. I havent even lit a menorah. The cards we have been writing have been, "thank you for your donation" cards.
Lushy...you ARE thinking clearly. You are acknowledging your grief as opposed to slapping a false smile on your face and presenting a false front for a holiday that is taking a back seat to your overpowering emotions.

Please don't expect things of yourself that are not humanly possible.



VirginPotty -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 8:55:48 AM)

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We are not into the holiday spirit. I havent even lit a menorah.


[image]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_7_11.gif[/image]For you & your Mom, Lushy



purepleasure -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 11:08:59 AM)

I hate it when someone goes off their med and their multiple personality disorder symptoms are off the charts.



sophiesback -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 11:11:23 AM)

 [image]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_23.gif[/image] 






Phoenixpower -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 11:37:52 AM)

...I receive the news that my sister-in-law broke her leg during their honeymoon (at a skiing trip[8|])

And she did that "so well" that it is not just a broken leg where you get the stuff around and then you can jump around with it...nope...she had now one operation abroad and once she get driven home she will have to have another operation [&o]

Somehow she managed to break it very close underneath the knee and also managed to tear apart her...*goshIhatesometimestowriteinenglishwhenidontknowtheenglishword*...well, teared apart some stuff in the legs which arent bones and arent muscles either [8|]

So I suppose she won't forget her honeymoon for sure [:o] and it is likely that she will spend christmas in the hospital...gosh we really do well with our family...me not attending at all and prefering to stay away abroad...and the sister-in-law in hospital....[8|]

And now I hate that I want to send her a little gift with a card for her but I have no clue what to add to it [:(][:(][:(] As I don't know her very well [>:][>:]

On the plus side my brother can now exercise to get his son to bed...as according to her...he was so far not that good at bringing him to bed as he calms down much better with mummy....so maybe this "men-time" for the next while will be good for both of them [:D] (sorry, but I am just trying to see something positive on it).



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 11:39:12 AM)

Ligaments dear. Ligaments.



CalifChick -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 11:52:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa

Thank you Potty! Thing is, I just need help so I dont run into walls, trees, buildings ect. Ask those who have guided me about how THEY have run me into these things!
 



That was Dawn.  Not me.  Just in case you forgot.


Cali
(I just let you run yourself into an airport wall.  And some people.  I think.)



VirginPotty -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 11:53:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I hate it when someone goes off their med and their multiple personality disorder symptoms are off the charts.


[sm=sad.gif]



Phoenixpower -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 11:55:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Ligaments dear. Ligaments.


Thank you dear...I obviously never stop having to learn new words [&o][&o][&o]



DesFIP -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 12:32:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Heres a funny one that I love. When I was 13 i had a Bat Mitsvah. My mom made these horrendous long dresses for me and my sisters in pink and white checked gingham. I had one of those doily things on my head. My sisters were made to wear pink and white checked gingham bows. They Hated them. My sister was 14. She was not amused. Well a few months back my mom gave me a folder with a picture from my bat Mitsvah of my grandma and I and also there were those 2 hideous bows that we have talked about numerous times. I am taking those 2 bows and giving them to my sisters for Hannukah all wrapped up real purrty![:D]

If anyone wants to see the picture of my grandma and me in the pink and white dress that my sisters had duplicates of...message me!




Now you'll all laugh about it.
But it's easier for boys, they just get a suit. And I lost the argument with my son, he insisted on this silvery gray shirt that belonged on a pimp.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 12:36:09 PM)

Oh I so wanna see the pics, Lushy!!



MistressOfGa -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 3:49:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa

Thank you Potty! Thing is, I just need help so I dont run into walls, trees, buildings ect. Ask those who have guided me about how THEY have run me into these things!
 



That was Dawn.  Not me.  Just in case you forgot.


Cali
(I just let you run yourself into an airport wall.  And some people.  I think.)



Yes, and you did all that while flirting outragiously with the airport guys. Your smile guided the way...not my way..but it did guide those boys over to us! lol and where have you been missy??  I miss you! [&o]




MistressOfGa -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 3:50:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Oh I so wanna see the pics, Lushy!!

Me too!!!



sophiesback -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 4:16:32 PM)

i hate it when i TRY to be nice and offer ex-husband #1 TIME with the monster on Christmas Day and he tries to turn it into an argument. Here's our conversation... (oh, keep in mind he is blonde, the kinda blonde that gives blondes a bad rep)
sophie: if you want the monster on Christmas Day just let me know what time. i can pick him up on my way up north to get monster 2. Your mom would like for you to bring him to Christmas dinner.

blondie: i cant keep him all dax (we assume dax = day)

sophie: i never said for you to keep him all day. i asked if you wanted to take him to your moms. i was trying to be nice and let you see the monster on Christmas Day. If you dont want to, just say so. If you do, then come up with a time.

(my to the point way of saying "i'm not dancing this fucking dance with you all damned night. it's a yes or no and a frickin time.....or so i thunk!)

blondie: dont get shity about it i dont care what time best wit u

(OMG make a frickin decision already)

sophie: If asking you to make a decision is being shitty, you'll just have to get over it. If you can't make said decision, then the monster can just stay home. It truly makes no difference to either of us.

blondie: what times best for you i dont know what your doing on xmas.

sophie: If i had plans that were time-sensitive, i would not have made the offer. You pick the time. You make a decision. 

(Yet, again, MAKE A FRICKIN DECISION. THIS reminds me why we're no longer married. This reminds me why he didn't see the monster for 10 years, yes it does!)

*sigh*

*waiting for the next stupid message*

~~~Rant over~~~



sophiesback -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 4:19:29 PM)

i also hate it when i am so worked up that, YES, i typed all that from the bathroom! i was so angry and had to vent somewhere and i couldn't even wait to get back to my room to finish it, just took the computer with me
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LadyHibiscus -> RE: I hate it when........ (12/17/2009 5:25:15 PM)

WOW totally bowing down to Sophie's rant!! [sm=bowdown.gif]



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