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Estring -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 8:05:23 PM)

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A couple in Hollywood, whose names escape me named their daughter 'Apple'..poor kid.



That is the dweeb from Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow. The kid is doomed.




EarthGoddess52 -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 8:06:23 PM)

Wasn't that Gwyneth Paltrow??   I always wanted twin girls:  Portia & Mercedes......or maybe triplets, Alexus.  Never happened, lucky for them!!




Muttling -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 8:14:03 PM)

Oh yeah......


I almost forgot to tell you guys that my dentist is Dr. Love.   (John F. Love actually, but what a cool name.)


Here's a link that lists him in case you want verification:

http://www.thecityofknoxville.com/dentist/index.html




hejira92 -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 8:22:56 PM)

Alright- this is no legend. My Aunt's birth certificate says Female. They didn't have a name picked by the time they left the hospital, so the nurses just put female. My Aunt didn't find out her name wasn't Audrey until she went for her marriage license. 55 years later, my Uncle still teases my Grandmother about it.
 
One of my son's best friend's last name is Gay. I have no idea what his parents were thinking when they named their boy Erin. Yup. A boy named Erin Gay. (strangely enough, he's fairly normal.)
 
I have a student right now who's name is Hermonica. And another named Nephtalie.
 
Oh, and as to doctor names: a friend of mine had his vasectomy done by Dr. Cockburn.




Owner59 -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 8:24:42 PM)

Newt.




domahpet -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 8:24:56 PM)

i have a grand-neice named Cadilac
and i know a baby named Terra.
used to have a dentist named
Dr Payne, man i loved that guy.




Lashra -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 8:54:13 PM)

I used to work with a fella named Morgan D. Death.......he was a pretty somber guy

~Lashra




lovewithoutfear -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 9:25:22 PM)

Fast reply...
on the Dr. Cucci the gyno subject, there are many rumors of dentists named Dr Payne...and urologists named Dick Something or other that ends up being funny. (Palmer, Wanker, etc.)  

In the town I grew up in there was a whole family named Uhrin (pronounced urine). 

Then there are the rhyming names.  A friend of mine worked with a woman named Phyllis Willis (she had married a Mr Willis). And there was a teacher in the public school near where I grew up named Bonnie Chiffonie (not sure of the surname spelling). 




MistressHolly71 -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 10:13:12 PM)

I went to school with Chasity Lane, Lance Chance, & Benjamin Dover (yes he went by Ben).




Marc2b -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/18/2008 7:10:47 AM)

Windchyms said:
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It had a little revival in the Sonny and Cher era.


That’s true, I forgot about Chastity Bono. I don’t think the name worked out for her either. Any parents who name their daughter Chastity are setting themselves up for disappointment, I think.

Daddyslilpookie said:
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When I was little I used to know a girl named Tuesday


Whoa! years ago I knew a hot, twenty year old chick with a delightful (and seductive) French Canadian accent named Tuesday. Unfortunately, at the time, I was just a bumbling, horny, thirteen year old.

GreedyTop said:
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knew a girl in high school, had a baby, named her Sierra dawn.


My grand niece (who is part English, German, Irish, Italian, African-American, and Native American) is named Cierra (pronounced the same way) Colleen. Everyone calls her "C.C."

Sublibraian said:
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once worked for a non-profit who had a donor named Randy Beaver.


[sm=biggrin.gif]

Those parents need to be smacked upside the head with a two by four!

Back in the seventies, when CB radio was all the rage, some neighbors down the street bought their son (who was twelve and whose voice had not yet deepened) a CB radio for his bedroom. He spent several days trying in earnest to think up a good handle. My eldest sister suggested "Eager Beaver." She told him that "beaver" was CB slang for a CB enthusiast. He bought it. That poor family had horny truck drivers pulling up to their house in the middle of the night for a week before they figured out what was going on.

Lauren0221 said:
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We also have a family locally with the last name of Slutts. They thankfully did not have any girls.


I read one of them police blotter stories about an old man who kept calling police to complain about hookers playing horseshoes in his front yard. Turned out to be the yard across the street from him and the "hookers" were a family of five with the last name of Hooker. Every time I think of that story I conjure up an image of an old man scowling out his front window while a group of garishly clad (think streetwalker) hookers play a round of horseshoes. Cracks a grin every time.

Level said:
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This thread reminded me of that Steve Martin movie, The Jerk..... he names his dog Shithead.


Reminds me of the Bill Cosby line about how, when he was growing up, he thought his name was Jesus Christ – and his brother was Damnit!

Hejira92 said:
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One of my son's best friend's last name is Gay.


When I was in Junior High school we had a boy in our class whose last name was Gaylord. I do believe those were some very rough years for him.




velvetears -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/18/2008 7:28:58 AM)

Went out with a dom whose last name was Goodmaster - didn't  believe him till he showed me his license.




LilMissHaven -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/18/2008 7:37:08 AM)

lmao I sent this on to both my parents and thanked them for a life of torment as a child.

Haven Leigh...WTH where they thinking?




joanus -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/18/2008 9:22:09 AM)

I think they should have some sort of 90 day waiting period between the child's birth and writting a name on the birth certifacate. I mean how drunk do you have to be to think its funny to screw up your kids life?

My name actually is Joanus its not just a CM handle(I was lazy and couldn't come up with any thing at the time). And it is spelled Jo-ANUS (this is the old Hebrew spelling not the Russia which is Jonas, and is tipicly used now days as a jewish girls name) yes the last four letters spell Anus, and yes I have heard every freaking ass related joke on earth. and since joining Cm over a year ago I have directly recived 56 Anus/Name jokes (and you wouldn't believe who some of them where from) Frankly I fine it to be a pain in the ass, one I am use to and if my parents where still alive it would be one of the reasons I would ripp off their arms and beat them to death with them. Though I have gotten use to it I do plan on some day getting it legally changed.

Lesson here don't be cruel to your children.

"Q:Do you why Rednecks name their kids stuff like Billy-Bob?
A:That way the kid is named after the father"                   
                                                                  ~Some Guy who was a 100% right but who name I do not remember.




msub4Domme -> RE: Horrible baby names (1/24/2009 6:46:20 PM)

This may be a bit astray from the main topic but......Sometime people should consider who they marry.  I remember a college professor whose last name was Dick.  His wife was Rhoda (NO LIE!!).  One week in this local weekly paper, the social column has the notification that Rhonda Dick was hosting the monthly bridge club.  I can't tell you how long I laughed -- at least until my ribs hurt.




BbwCanaDomme -> RE: Horrible baby names (1/24/2009 7:21:28 PM)

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trappedinamuseum -> RE: Horrible baby names (1/24/2009 7:25:27 PM)

I knew a guy named Nicholas Kwiek (pronounced Quick).

We called him Nick.

Nick Kwiek.




ALAstella -> RE: Horrible baby names (1/24/2009 7:50:18 PM)

I worked in Poland with a Korean called Kim Hung Lo.




sweetshyslave -> RE: Horrible baby names (1/24/2009 7:56:05 PM)

i once worked for a social service agency and had to enter all the new registrations.  one application listed a child's name as "Rugrat"....i figured it must be a joke because her three other children had normal names, so i called the social worker who had taken all the information and she said, no, it was not a joke...even had a birth certificate to verify the name.....now how could a mother do that to a child??

i also once worked in divorce court and was filing away various papers and documents.  I giggled when i saw a woman with the last name of Crochfeldt.....and then laughed when i saw a man with the last name of Hardick...and then when completely into hysterics when i realized that if they got married, she could be Mrs. Crochfeldt Hardick......*laughs*




aravain -> RE: Horrible baby names (1/24/2009 8:28:20 PM)

~Fast Reply~

My piano teacher when I was tiny had the name Candice Cane.

She went by Candi...

and didn't change her name when she got married XD


One of my neighbors' names is Chardonnay... I don't know *why* she's named after a wine (or whatever Chardonnay actually is) but I find it vaugly amusing (she's very much a party-girl)




Rainfire -> RE: Horrible baby names (1/24/2009 8:32:36 PM)

[>:]  Try naming your baby daughter "Sonja", who just happened to have bright red hair........ The offers for chainmail bikinis got very old. 




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