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Leatherist -> A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 7:40:02 AM)

I once had a smart ass girl who would quip at me when I misplaced things. She'd say things like "If it was up your ass-you'd know!!!"

That was about the time I developed my first really effective locking bondage belt, and ctrotch strap in heavy duty leather and steel. Then she said it again,and I had the "fun" experience of sticking something up HER ass-and locking it in there.

I was beyond amused by her reactions.

Anyone else have some experiences with a nasty sense of humor?



OmegaG -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:01:06 AM)

I'm still trying to digest that she said that to you....



Justme696 -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:02:24 AM)

Yes curious also, if she was punished when she said it :P



kittinSol -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:03:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Leatherist

Anyone else have some experiences with a nasty sense of humor?



I've had people faint at some of my jokes: my humour can be pretty sick. But it wouldn't be allowed on these boards, so I can't give you any examples [&:] . As for the repercussions... that would be telling, wouldn't it [;)] ?



DesFIP -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:14:32 AM)

You seem to have been well suited. Both tending to the nastier side. Nope, neither of us.



sirsholly -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:19:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

I once had a smart ass girl who would quip at me when I misplaced things. She'd say things like "If it was up your ass-you'd know!!!"



not to hijack...but my 4 year old nephew said this to his dad when he was searching for his car keys. I actually swallowed my gum.



LilMissHaven -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:20:45 AM)

Even being allowed to speak my mind to my X Master I can't believe she said that in that tone.

Something like...

Dearest Masterful One I doubt you would have lost *item* if it were inserted into your rectum, Master Sir.

Ok, yes I'm being a total smart A today

And obviously have a somewhat whicked sense of humor of my own but if there is one thing I've learned in the past 4 years its that ones Master can always give them more then they can bear.

Learning to shut up when it counts,
Haven



Leatherist -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:21:51 AM)

She was pretty much not into anal. She got about six hours of a pretty painful dildo strapped up her ass for it. I let it go the first few times. I wanted the wake up call to be "special".

And I wanted the punishment to fit the crime. But I didn't want to wing it. And I didn't want her to be able to brat and take the thing out. She did try-and I just mocked her. Watching her whine and fumble/tug at the padlocks was very amusing.



OldBastardly1 -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:22:30 AM)

I have had a sub that used that same line. Maybe the same girl, LMAO.

I enjoy playfulness with my sub. There is no question as to who is in charge, I just like to have fun and be playful. I am sure that some would cringe at the thought, because the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time. [sm=banghead.gif]



Leatherist -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:25:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

I have had a sub that used that same line. Maybe the same girl, LMAO.

I enjoy playfulness with my sub. There is no question as to who is in charge, I just like to have fun and be playful. I am sure that some would cringe at the thought, because the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time. [sm=banghead.gif]


I'm seldom that serious-I'll usually laugh when I'm hurting someone. I kept asking her "Do you know?" the whole time she was undergoing the plug thing.

Or "Where IS it?" [:D]



xxblushesxx -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:30:29 AM)

Hmmm...

makes mental note not to say that to HM again in the near future.

so....tempting though...



OmegaG -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:31:36 AM)

that punishment would just encourage me, but I'm twisted like that.



tsatske -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:39:08 AM)

any suggestion of a punishment that I would hate just encourages me. I love it when I hate it. The only thing that does not encourage me is a good scolding, placed before the punishment it keeps me from processing it as anything but punishment. He will threaten truly awful things and I will say 'Can we do that next?', and He will say, 'yes, right after we have a talk about it.' And I shut up.



LilMissHaven -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 8:40:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time. [sm=banghead.gif]


I say we burn that page.



OmegaG -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 9:05:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

I have had a sub that used that same line. Maybe the same girl, LMAO.

I enjoy playfulness with my sub. There is no question as to who is in charge, I just like to have fun and be playful. I am sure that some would cringe at the thought, because the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time. [sm=banghead.gif]


My sense of humor doesn't run in this direction, but it's there.

I might say something along the lines of: "I'm sure you keys are on the counter where they belong, oh nope, wait, that was last week when I found them in the laundy that I put them there."



littlelostbunny -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 10:43:34 AM)

My mouth gets ahead of me all the time, but thankfully I haven't said anything that warranted such a punishment, yet. The only thing that came close was when Master was talking about beating something (an object) into submission, and I said, "Yeah, because we know how well that works." He just gave me The Look and asked, "Would you like a demonstration?" (I totally would have deserved it, and I know it.)

Then there was just last week when he threatened to put a sock in my sister's mouth if she complained about being tired after staying up until midnight. She said in a chat, "I'd like to see him try!" and somebody showed him the log the next day. Needless to say... He tried. And he succeeded. And now we know better. [:)]



sweetwenchie -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 10:45:28 AM)

i'm a very playful little wench, but do not push it to THAT point!   Once i get that "look" i am wise enough to shut the hell up.  [;)]



cjan -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 11:17:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/banghead.gif[/image]


I say we burn that page.


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closetmonkey -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 12:03:15 PM)

My otherhalf has a WICKED sense of humor, and if often known for saying naughty things just to see me blush or fluster. I think that wicked sense of humor is a GOOD thing... even if he does occasionally make me twitch to the bone. *squirm*



MasterBlueTiger -> RE: A nasty sense of humor. (3/18/2008 12:16:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

I have had a sub that used that same line. Maybe the same girl, LMAO.

I enjoy playfulness with my sub. There is no question as to who is in charge, I just like to have fun and be playful. I am sure that some would cringe at the thought, because the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time. [sm=banghead.gif]

Just giving another vote for ceremonial burning of said page. Their is a time and place for everything, even being serious. Good god though, if I had to do that all the time my head would explode. [:D]



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